F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TVRKing]

Wire they doing this to me?

 

[Lee]

Webber: "God, why do you tease me so?!"
God: "I'm a Yoong, Pizzonia, Klien, Heidfeld, Rosberg fan. That Mark, is why."

 

[Solid Lifters]

Webber: Oh, I get it, now! Webber... Spiderman's F1 race car... ...made of webbing... cute, fellas.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*snip*

*thinks* - How did I end up in Tron?

Bah, steal my idea.

 

[Touring Mars]

Mark Webber picks an odd time to show the world his impersonation of Jonny Wilkinson taking a penalty...

 

[XGT Taipan]

Photographer: Mark, what's that yellow patch appearing below you?
Webber: Uh... ** Sorry guys!

 

[Sting]

Revised entry:

*thinks* - I wonder if this'll go any faster than the RB3 has so far???

 

[Sting]

BUMP..... and the results are?????

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

Sorry for the delay chaps, slipped my mind once again. This week, it's the puntastic TVRKing who scoops the top spot, simple and captures MW's facial expression perfectly too. Nice job! Famine edges out picture-chooser TheCracker, both with appeals to their higher power (Bernie Ecclestone???). daan and Roo make up the top 5. TVRKing may now post a new picture or leave the floor open for someone else...

1.

Wire they doing this to me?

2.

"Oh lord, won't you buy me... a Mercedes-Benz?"

3.

Mark: "Dear Lord, please let this be the interim version."

4.

*thinks* - How did I end up in Tron?

5.

Damn ghost cars... D-pad up arrow should clear the track...

 

[TVRKing]

Hear you go.

 

[Ev0 4 drifter]

guy on the left: Mwahahahahahahaha! I'm feeling EVIL today!
guy on the right: Okay... everyone walk away slowly

 

[TopHat]

And then the Honda..... BROKE DOWN!!


NO WAI!

 

[TVRKing]

"I swear to god bro, she had hoohaa's right down to here!"

 

[Lee]

guy on the left: Mwahahahahahahaha! I'm feeling EVIL today!
guy on the right: Okay... everyone walk away slowly

(Guy on the left is I believe Berger whilst the right just so happens to be Senna..)

Berger: How come you get millions of addoring fans whilst I get abuse because of my surname?
Senna: Dunno hammy, why don't you go roll up in some buns and swim in some tomato sauce, you may find your answer there.

 

[Appie]

Aryton Senna: What happend to your hand

Gerard Berger: Ron (Dennis) annoyed me, so i punched him in the face

Aryton Senna: Hahahahh

 

[Dougboy]

Berger: Hey buddy, can you fill in for me during the test sessions?

Senna: Why? What happened? How did you sprain your right hand?

Berger: ... you know ...

Senna:

 

[Bram Turismo]

"Hey, nice race! Wanna have a smoke? Let's say Lucky Strike?"

"Aren't we sponsored by Marlboro, as the whole GP is?"

"I know..."

 

[TheCracker]

Berger: I had this dream last night that i was going to be a respectable team owner in 16 years time!

Senna: You? never!

 

[Pupik]

Berger: You know what would be quite funny?

Senna: What?

Berger: If Prost spun out on the formation lap, that's what.

Senna: It will never happen. He's too good.

Berger: Aye, but it would be funny. Maybe on the first lap, then?

Senna: I could help with that. You have to promise to laugh, though.

Berger: I promise that I'll laugh so hard, I'll spin off, due to the break in my concentration.

 

[livemusic]

Wow, that's an old one.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Berger: So, this fat, stupid American man walks into the food court wondering where he could get a burger. So, the guy behind the counter points to me, and says, "He's Berger."

Senna: Oh, hahahahahha! I love this story already!

Berger: Wait, it gets better. So, the fat, stupid American man says, "Hey! That's no burger! A burger has meat between its buns!"

Senna: Oh, no he didn't!

Berger: Oh, yes he did! Uh, huh-huh!

Senna: Well, this story is getting better, already. Do continue! Uh, huh-huh, haaaa!

Berger: Quite! So, the man behind behind the counter said, "Oh, he's got some meat between his buns, alright!"

Senna: Oh, how devilish! The hilarity of it all! I'm still loving it! A-ha, a-huh-huh, haa! Continue, continue!

Berger: Well, to make a long story short...

Senna: Too late...

Berger: ...He races over and takes a bite out of my hand! And it's my good hand, too! The fat, stupid American actually thought I was a burger! Can you believe it!?

Senna: Stupid, fat Americans... they're so stupid... ...and fat. Ha-a-ha, uh-ha-ha-ha... a-ha...

 

[Roo]

Senna: "I've spent the last hour catching 12 frogs in my room."

Berger: "Did you find the snake?"

 

[XGT Taipan]

Senna: What happened to your hand?

Berger: Uh... Davie Jones.... Black spot....

Senna: .... WHAAAA!!! NO WAY!

Berger: ....nah, HAHAHAHA

Senna: HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Sting]

Berger: *looking slighty stoned* WASSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP?????

Senna: *thinks* Smile and go along, maybe he'll leave.

 

[nitro_2005]

Berger: Hey, where do you think I'll be in 10 years time?
Senna: Stacking shelves in my local store
Berger: HaHaHa funny! Nah seriously...
Senna: Who said I was kidding?

 

[nitro_2005]

can we please move onto the next picture? when we do, i'd like to put this one forward

 

[daan]

can we please move onto the next picture? when we do, i'd like to put this one forward

The winner gets to chose. You may chose that picture if you win.

 

[ysupenguin2010]

Senna: What happened to your hand?
Berger: I was tying my shoe and Sato...well you get the idea.
Senna: Yes, I see.
(first one on here, guys, please dont flame me if its not funny)

 

[livemusic]

It's not that it isn't funny, but Sato is not from the same era of Senna and Berger...

 

[Sting]

results please. lol