F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[XGT Taipan]

Jenson: That's our new livery?
Rubens: *Sighs* Yup

 

[Kylehnat]

In an effort to bring F1 closer to the fans, the FIA decides to allow cameras into the room during driver physicals.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Jenson: New Aguri, hehehehe suckage..
Rubebs: Looks better than ours..

 

[TheCracker]

Ernie: Hey Burt, what are your predictions for the season?

Burt: Well Ernie, i think The Count will run out of numbers, Big Bird will come out of the closet and Oscar will finally get a place at the homeless shelter.

Ernie: Oh Burt!

 

[MagpieRacer]

Just swap their positions round.

Jenson: Hey Rubens, what are your predictions for the season?

Rubens: Well Jens, I think Giancarlos's time is up, Mark will come out of the closet and DC will get a place at the F1 retirement home.

Jenson: Oh Rubens!


Sucks I know, I'm not funny *Walks away*

 

[Danoff]

Wow, that totally just violated pretty much all of the very few rules this thread has. You have to WIN the previous round before you post a new picture. We're still on this one:

 

[TheCracker]

Wow, that totally just violated pretty much all of the very few rules this thread has. You have to WIN the previous round before you post a new picture. We're still on this one:

Touring Mars PM'd me this last week:

Well done on winning the last caption comp of the season! You can post another pic if you want, but it won't be part of the new season, which I plan to start on March 19th...!

I guess we have a free for all until then, since no one is going to be judging anyway.

 

[Danoff]

Touring Mars PM'd me this last week:



I guess we have a free for all until then, since no one is going to be judging anyway.

oh darn... in that case

Jenson and Rubens moments after an awkward kiss involving a snicker's bar.

 

[jammyozzy]

Jenson: Guys stop fooling around, where's the real one?
Barichello: Dude, that is the real one.
Jenson: ...At least we won't be on TV much.
Barichello: .....*sigh*

 

[Sting]

OMG HOW COULD THIS DIE???
BUMP
Touring Mars come back. lol

 

[Lee]

Heh great minds think alike, 3 races in aswell!!

EDIT: Ok, to warm us up:

 

[Sting]

Mario: Quick Nick, gimmie a hug, it'll distract viewers from noticing we're drinking Carlsberg

Dunno if thats final entry though. lol

 

[Lee]

Mario: So Nick, about your contract renewal, meet me in my motorhome at 9 tonight, bring a bottle!
Nick: Sorry, what?
Mario: You think I'm joking.. *Tightens hug*

 

[Appie]

Nick: I thought you'd never ask.

Mario: Now i did

 

[daan]

BMW celebrate winning the annual F1 facial hair awards.

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry guys, forgot about this, thanks for the bump Sting...

Go with the new pic posted by Bee, and results and the next pic for Friday next week.

Nick: I thought you'd never ask.

Mario: Now i did

That's funny, even without the second line... 👍

MT: Hey Nick, you fancy catching up with Fernando later?
NH: No thanks, I'll pass...

or

Despite a brilliant race, Heidfeld still felt MT

 

[TheCracker]

Mario: *hic* I ******g love you mate... I do, i totally ******g love you... you're my best mate ever you are *hic* .....hava ever told you how much i love ya? .....I do you know...*hic*... I ******g love you....

 

[DQuaN]

"Someone get this hobbit off me!"

"....Oh .....Nick!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Mario Theissen enjoys having his hide felt....

 

[TheCracker]

Mario Theissen enjoys having his hide felt....

The Pun-Meister strikes again!

 

[DQuaN]

 

[TheCracker]

'BMW, probably the 3rd best team in the world'

 

[Pupik]

Heidfeld: "It feels great to get that monkey off my back! Oh wait, that's just Mario's arm..."

 

[MagpieRacer]

I have a great picture to use next (if i win)

Mario: If you win the next race, you get the beer!

Nick: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Mario: You also gotta survive the Nordschleife

Nick: :|

Engineers: *giggle*

 

[<_Spike_>]

Nick - Let me get a closer look at your moustache, how do you get it so neat Mario?
Mario - Step one, get a box to stand on so you can see the mirror...

 

[Touring Mars]

MT: How do you feel?!
NH: Super, Mario!
MT: OK, OK... so my moustache could use a trim, but there's no need to be horrible...

 

[livemusic]

MT: How do you feel?!
NH: Super, Mario!
MT: OK, OK... so my moustache could use a trim, but there's no need to be horrible...

 

[Solid Lifters]

NH: Do you know how much I love you, man?

MT: You're not getting my last beer, Nick.

 

[Lee]

Mario: *hic* I ******g love you mate... I do, i totally ******g love you... you're my best mate ever you are *hic* .....hava ever told you how much i love ya? .....I do you know...*hic*... I ******g love you....

WIN! 👍

 

[Omnis]

Them:

"LET'S GO HOME AND TRADE POKEMANS!"