F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Sting]

"Kimi to Enterprise, LOL"

Damn you, why didnt I think of that. lol

 

[Famine]

Imma chargin' my RAZR.

 

[kikie]

Hehe, I can see myself.....!!!!!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Crazy Frog*

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[MagpieRacer]

 

[Pupik]

"It always brings a smile to my face to see the replay of David Coulthard hit the pit wall again and again and I could watch it for hours and never get bored of it because it's funny and I don't have to keep talking like this because Ron Dennis doesn't own my services anymore."

 

[fatman_5050]

"Is THIS the photocopier?"

 

[TVRKing]

OK, here is the next picture:-

"Well, it's nice and everything, but haven't got anything on the Vodafone network?"

 

[Super T]

Kimi finally gets hold of the CCTV footage of Fernando Alonso's job interview with Ron Dennis.

Kimi - Ha, Wait till this gets out Ron....

Darren.

 

[Bram Turismo]

"What am I holding?....Oohhh, who is this?"

 

[Diablomonkey]

Ooo Google huh, now how do you spell "Kournikova"??

 

[Solid Lifters]

Kimi - "He-he, I've got Fernando's phone, so let's have some fun!" (calls Queen of Spain)

Queen of Spain - "Hello? Fernando? I see your caller ID tag. Is that you, sweetie? How are you, darling?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass!" (giggles)

Queen of Spain - "WHAT? What was that you said?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass, and grab your boobies!" (big giggles)

Queen of Spain - "That's quite enough, Fernando! I don't aprove..."

Kimi - "Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass, 'til it's bright as a cherry tomato!" (laughs)

Queen of Spain - "Fernando, I don't know what's gotten into you, but I assure you I'm not amused! Stop this at once, or I'll have you banished from Spain!"

Kimi - (giggles) "I hear you like to eat poop!"

Queen of Spain - "OK, that's it! You're banished from Spain! Good-bye, Fernando!" *click*

Kimi - "Muhahahahahahahahahahah!"

 

[Danoff]

Imma chargin' my RAZR.

Hilarious.

Kimi - "He-he, I've got Fernando's phone, so let's have some fun!" (calls Queen of Spain)

Queen of Spain - "Hello? Fernando? I see your caller ID tag. Is that you, sweetie? How are you, darling?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass!" (giggles)

Queen of Spain - "WHAT? What was that you said?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass, and grab your boobies!" (big giggles)

Queen of Spain - "That's quite enough, Fernando! I don't aprove..."

Kimi - "Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass, 'til it's bright as a cherry tomato!" (laughs)

Queen of Spain - "Fernando, I don't know what's gotten into you, but I assure you I'm not amused! Stop this at once, or I'll have you banished from Spain!"

Kimi - (giggles) "I hear you like to eat poop!"

Queen of Spain - "OK, that's it! You're banished from Spain! Good-bye, Fernando!" *click*

Kimi - "Muhahahahahahahahahahah!"

How about this?


Kimi - "He-he, I've got Fernando's phone, so let's have some fun!" (calls Queen of Spain)

Queen of Spain - "Hello? Fernando? I see your caller ID tag. Is that you, sweetie? How are you, darling?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass!" (giggles)

Queen of Spain - "WHAT? What was that you said?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass, and grab your boobies!" (big giggles)

Queen of Spain - "That's quite enough, Fernando! I don't aprove..."

Kimi - "Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass, 'til it's bright as a cherry tomato!" (laughs)

Queen of Spain - "Fernando, I don't know what's gotten into you, but I assure you I'm not amused! Stop this at once, or I'll have you banished from Spain!"

Kimi - (giggles) "Come on baby, you know I'm hot for you!"

Queen of Spain - "OK, listen, if you're serious, meet me at 2:00 at the back entrance of the estate. Wear a baseball cap and sunglasses, my man will meet you there and get you inside.... hello.... are you still there?"

Kimi - *click*

 

[Lee]

Kimi: Hello?
Ron Dennis: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[kikie]

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Said it like a real Bee

 

[Touring Mars]

Nice 'joint effort' by Solid and Danoff 👍

Separated at birth?

Kimi Raikkonen......................... Michael McKean (Spinal Tap) ............. Tony Blair

 

[Bram Turismo]

Kimi: Hello?
Ron Dennis: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

👍

 

[livemusic]

Now why would Alonso and the Queen of Spain speak in English with each other?

 

[daan]

Now why would Alonso and the Queen of Spain speak in English with each other?

The Queen of Spain is Greek. Can Alonso speak Greek?

 

[livemusic]

The Queen of Spain is Greek. Can Alonso speak Greek?

I'm not sure if he can, but I'm sure she can speak in Spanish.

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

Congratulations to Famine who storms from (almost) nowhere to take his maiden win in the game, and who can now choose next week's picture. Danoff and SL both get equal credit for their effort(s) too.

1.

Imma chargin' my RAZR.

2.

Kimi - "He-he, I've got Fernando's phone, so let's have some fun!" (calls Queen of Spain)

Queen of Spain - "Hello? Fernando? I see your caller ID tag. Is that you, sweetie? How are you, darling?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass!" (giggles)

Queen of Spain - "WHAT? What was that you said?"

Kimi - "I wanna bite your ass, and grab your boobies!" (big giggles)

Queen of Spain - "That's quite enough, Fernando! I don't aprove..."

Kimi - "Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass! Gonna spank that ass, 'til it's bright as a cherry tomato!" (laughs)

Queen of Spain - "Fernando, I don't know what's gotten into you, but I assure you I'm not amused! Stop this at once, or I'll have you banished from Spain!"

Kimi - (giggles) "Come on baby, you know I'm hot for you!"

Queen of Spain - "OK, listen, if you're serious, meet me at 2:00 at the back entrance of the estate. Wear a baseball cap and sunglasses, my man will meet you there and get you inside.... hello.... are you still there?"

Kimi - *click*

3.

"Kimi to Enterprise, LOL"

4.

Ooo Google huh, now how do you spell "Kournikova"??

5.

Kimi: Hello?
Ron Dennis: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Sting]

oh man, i really need to get some pointscoring captions.

 

[Touring Mars]

I'm planning to introduce a voting system for 'next season' - which will begin when the F1 season starts in two months time.... that way, the points won't simply be decided by me (although I do take into consideration if a post has been highlighted as funny by others...) but it will also allow me to take part in the contest too I will probably run the thing myself, but am open to offers of a takeover for the new season. Apply via PM!!

 

[Famine]

Woo-hoo!

Or, perhaps more appropriately, shoop da woop!


Anyway, picture selection is open to the field.

 

[TVRKing]

Results​

Congratulations to Famine.

I protest!!!!oneone!

That's not a RAZR that he's holding.

 

[Lee]

Keeping with the Mobile Phone theme, I put forward this picture:

 

[daan]

I protest!!!!oneone!

That's not a RAZR that he's holding.

And he can't be chargin' it as it's not plugged in!

 

[MagpieRacer]

Paffet texts Alonso, text reads: "Hey Fernando, maybe someone should tell Lewis the camera is on the other side!"

 

[Dougboy]

Lewis: I knew vodafone was our sponsor but they never told us we'd be betting fones. NOW WHERE IS MY JOHNNY WALKER?