F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Even the rich and famous can't get a ticket to the Glastonbury Festival these days

 

[TVRKing]

Woo!

Credit to Ash for originally finding this..

Shumacher takes extreme measures to impersonate Michael Jackson.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Schuamchers chairty skydive went a bit wrong..

 

[Solid Lifters]

"I knew the Ferrari team was 'hanging me out to dry,' but this is ridiculous!"

 

[Danoff]

- MS starts his new career as a pole vaulter.

- Earlier this season, MS was on the fence about retirement.

- MS feeling cocky

- Following one of the worst crashes in Formula 1 history, MS was flung from his car and landed rather unfortunately.

- MS attempts to climb over a fence but gets hindered by his massive brass balls. Alonzo had no trouble climbing the fence earlier today.

 

[Touring Mars]

- MS starts his new career as a pole vaulter

Jurgen: "Is he a Pole Vaulter?"
Vaulter: "No, he iz German, but how did you know my name waz Vaulter??"

- MS attempts to climb over a fence but gets hindered by his massive brass balls. Alonzo had no trouble climbing the fence earlier today.

I didn't know Schumacher was Mexican

 

[Appie]

Schumacher tried to run away for the FIA

 

[darkfinal]

I didn't know Schumacher was Mexican

Ok, that one was nasty

 

[daan]

Schuamchers chairty skydive went a bit wrong..

If he'd stayed on his chair, his "quizzes" * would have been protected. 💡



* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[Slick Rick]

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

lol!
Had that as my msn screen name a couple of weeks back.

 

[TVRKing]

If he'd stayed on his chair, his "quizzes" * would have been protected. 💡



* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testing.

 

[TopHat]

How the 🤬 did I get up here??? Maybe Alonzo can tell me! Goddammit.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Schumacher test out new ball protecting system, BANS. This has been developed after complainments by the drivers when saying they had too much vibration in their cars...



I'm so sorry, what a dumb post this is, dammnit! Where's my humor!

 

[DQuaN]

At the post race party Shumacher makes a hasy exit when David Coulthard decides to burst into song with Flower of Scotland.

 

[Touring Mars]

Resluts​

Congrats to FormulaNone for another victory - a clear winner this week!!! Blasts up to 2nd place overall, just one point behind season leader, DQ. Excellent picture and some great captions. FormulaNone can now either post a pic or post that the floor is open for a pic. This will be the last round before the Xmas break, by the way

1.

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2.

It wasn't his Stag Night, but Ralf figured why wait?

3.

MS "Jean, goodbye, I am doing ze off."

JT "Wha...Wait...But how are we to win races with nothing but second rate drivers?"

MS "Zat iz your problem, I am bored, I fancy a kick about...Yep that's zit, I shall go and play football"

JT "No, no, you must stay with 'the family'...Micheal...Miche...Where are you going?"

MS *huff puff* "Must...Get...Fre...*riiiipp*...OOOH, OY, ...Ah!"

Darren.

4.

At the post race party Shumacher makes a hasty exit when David Coulthard decides to burst into song with Flower of Scotland.

5.

All the Schuberth HANS devices and Carbon Fibre helmets won't stop those nuts from cracking.

 

[Pupik]

I leave the floor open for a pic.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Just for fun:

Pedro: "gummy bear? no?"
Kubica: "and then they asked me to pronounce my name! haha"
Webber (after he notices Doornbos, Rosberg, Yamamoto and Ralf staring): "...Easy tiger."
DC to rubens: "these bloody velcro straps are a nightmare!"
Trulli: "is...is...that a..camera?!"
Fisi: "ima talkin atta you jenson, donta you ignore me"
Race engineer to MS's earpiece: "Webber is armed and dangerous behind you Michael"
Speed: "...hey y'all, anybody know where Liuzzi boy's gone?"

And the caption pic:

 

[Pupik]

Of all the criminal gang activity in Los Angeles, there's no group fiercer than the East-Side Samantha Kingz.

 

[Famine]

"Hehe - remember that's where I crashed into you last year?"

 

[Lee]

"So that way is forwards?"

 

[TVRKing]

Guy on right "Is that the podium?"

Guy on left "Where?"

Guy on right "There."

Guy on left "Nah, that's just a really fancy coffee table."

 

[Ev0 4 drifter]

DUDE!! is that a camera?yeah, but i don't know why it's photographing a loser.

 

[TopHat]

Left - Now where did you say you got that "H2O"?

Right - Right over there.

Left - Where?

Right - Right there, by the place

Left - Which place, theres like................5.

Right - That place, right there!

Left - That place?

Right - Yep.

Left - You're sure?

Right - Sure as sunshine.

Left - Ewww.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Sato - And that here is a corner!

Guy - No serious! You can take those?

Sato - Yeah, sometimes at high speed!

Guy - Dude! No serious! Never crashed?

Sato - Watch it!

 

[DQuaN]

I can just see them doing this.



or this

 

[Specialized]

Guy on right "Butthead, Look at that hot chick eh he, he he he"

Guy on left " oh hu hu hu hu, you can like totally see her breasts oh hu hu hu"

Guy on right "eh he he he, I AM KORNHOLIO.................."

Spec....

 

[Touring Mars]

Sato: "...and this corner here, I usually drop it down to 3rd, turn into the apex at about 140 km/h, clip the back of the car infront of me, do a triple barrel-roll into the gravel trap, get out the car, walk back to the pits, and have a Coke..."

 

[TheCracker]

@ TM 👍

 

[Appie]

Yamamoto: So where did you found that bottle of water?

Sato: In that puddle over there

 

[DQuaN]

In A.D. 2006, war was beginning.

Yamamoto: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Yamamoto: What !

Yamamoto: Main screen turn on.

Yamamoto: It's you !!

Sato: How are you gentlemen !!

Sato: All your base are belong to us.

Sato: You are on the way to destruction.

Yamamoto: What you say !!

Sato: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Sato: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Operator: Captain !! *

Yamamoto: Take off every 'Zig' !!

Yamamoto: You know what you doing.

Yamamoto: Move 'Zig'.

Yamamoto: For great justice.