F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Bram Turismo]

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👍

 

[Slick Rick]

Sato: "...and this corner here, I usually drop it down to 3rd, turn into the apex at about 140 km/h, clip the back of the car infront of me, do a triple barrel-roll into the gravel trap, get out the car, walk back to the pits, and have a Coke..."

Nice!

 

[Solid Lifters]

Sato: "I crashed into that dude, over there...

Other Dude: "Uh huh..."

Sato: "...and I crahsed into that dude, over there... and that dude... oh, and him over there...

Other Dude "Yep..."

Sato: "...and that dude.... and that dude... the one there, with the hat... oh, and him...

Other Dude "Jesus Christ, dude, did you forget anybody?"

Sato: "...Uh, yeah... that dude over there... by the soda machine. I hit him real good!"

Other Dude " Wow, you suck."

 

[Sting]

Sato: *Yeah.... so at turn 1 over there, ya just aim for that guy holding the camera...... and pray to rebound off another car before you get him *

 

[Touring Mars]

Sato: Hey, what on Earth does that flag mean??
Yamamoto: That's the chequered flag, Takuma...

 

[Super T]

Sato- Dude...They got your name tag wrong too eh?

Yamamoto - Yeah, where is the guy that makes these damn shirts?

Sato - I cut his brake lines...If you squint you can just make out where he hit the forest over there.

Yamamoto - Oh!

Darren.

 

[Roo]

Sato: See that bloke with the blue hat? That's Heidfeld. That's the guy who thought you were me.


(In reference to this, in case you were wondering - although I guess if I have to explain it, it isn't funny. Dang.)

 

[zoxxy]

In A.D. 2006, war was beginning.

Yamamoto: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Yamamoto: What !

Yamamoto: Main screen turn on.

Yamamoto: It's you !!

Sato: How are you gentlemen !!

Sato: All your base are belong to us.

Sato: You are on the way to destruction.

Yamamoto: What you say !!

Sato: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Sato: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Operator: Captain !! *

Yamamoto: Take off every 'Zig' !!

Yamamoto: You know what you doing.

Yamamoto: Move 'Zig'.

Yamamoto: For great justice.

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaahahh!! The best way to use an internet fad yet! 👍

 

[Alex.]

Sato: "hey, what's Michael schumacher doing on that fence?"

 

[bennyrrr]

Guy on right: "See that idiot over there with the MS on his back?
Guy on left: "Yea..."
Guy on right: "You hit him, you get 5 points."

 

[XGT Taipan]

Sato: Hey check her out!
Yamamoto: Who's that?!
Sato: Thah-man-thah Kingth, you know, the chick who'th name ith on our thirts.
Yamamoto: Uh, wha?!
Sato: Ah, never mind. Tehr you what, I'm gonna go try to thweet tawk her.
Yamamoto: Umm, ok?!
Sato: Ok, you thart wahrking up to her, and I'hr wahrk into you. Then you do a triphr barrehr rohr.
Yamamoto: Yeh, that works. We can both rook stupid!

 

[slider-s15]

Sato: look its the finish line! i told you we'd be quicker without the cars!

 

[Lee]

Yanamoto: So anyway, my father came down and my buddha he was suprised! He found me and my sister opening our presents... 2 Hours early!! Fuu Fuu Fuu. So anyway, my mother came down 5 minutes lat-
Sato: WHAT THE HELL?! *points*
Yanamoto: What?
Sato: Psyche! *runs off*

 

[TVRKing]

"Is that the bloke I hit last week?"

"No, it's the one you hit yesterday."

"So he is! I've still got his teeth embedded in my car!"

 

[Slick Rick]

Sato: "hey, what's Michael schumacher doing on that fence?"

lol! Clever

 

[Alex.]

REVIVAL!!!

why isnt this being posted in?

 

[bennyrrr]

I came, I saw, I conquered. And killed this temporarily. Sorry I am, shamed I shall be.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Sato: "hey, what's Michael schumacher doing on that fence?"

Sato: look its the finish line! i told you we'd be quicker without the cars!

Both are brilliant 👍

 

[Lee]

TM needs to post up some results..

 

[Alex.]

he sure does

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

At long last, here's the results for the last pre-Xmas break caption, and it's a win for slider-s15... there is something so realistic about it! Slider can now post an image or state that the floor is open for a new picture. Nice reference to the previous caption by CCX earns him a podium finish this 'week' and the rest of the points are taken by Roo, and regular points-scorers Pupik and 'The Artist Formerly Known as DQuaN' or RN3KKWWMT...

1.

Sato: Look its the finish line! I told you we'd be quicker without the cars!

2.

Of all the criminal gang activity in Los Angeles, there's no group fiercer than the East-Side Samantha Kingz.

3.

Sato: "hey, what's Michael schumacher doing on that fence?"

4.

5.

Sato: See that bloke with the blue hat? That's Heidfeld. That's the guy who thought you were me.

edit: I PM'd slider about a new picture but realised that he hasn't been online since Jan 2nd, therefore the floor is open this week. slider can choose a picture some time in the future.

 

[Touring Mars]

OK, here is the next picture:-

 

[Specialized]

OK, here is the next picture:-

"i wish i could shake hands with the man who made porn on my phone possible"

Spec....

 

[DQuaN]

"Browsing GTP on my mobile is teh awesomeness".

or

"Why did they have to give me Montoyas old phone? It's full of Pizza delivery numbers".

 

[Touring Mars]

Porsche? Italian? lol!​

 

[MagpieRacer]

"w00t"

 

[daan]

Receives text from Rebecca Loos
"Hi Kimi, darling. I want to **** and ****** ****, then **** in the ***."

 

[Sting]

Kimi receives msg from Team HQ
"zOMG, lyk u'r s0 fired! ROFL n00b"

Kimi: "OMGWTFBBQ!..... wait!....... Roooooonnnn"

 

[Specialized]

"i feel so silly that i cant get this damn iPod to work.................."

 

[DQuaN]

"Kimi to Enterprise, LOL"