F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1
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JV - No, I used the toilets.
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Marshall: I believe there's a recordings studio on the corner of 56th and 71st... just down there.
Jacques: Thank you.
Marshall: No problem... *mutters under breath - "I just hope your singing is better than your road safety awareness"*... "CAN'T YOU SEE IT SAYS 'NO PARKING'!"... *mutters under breath, again - "you Canadian ass"*
Jacques: Thank you.
Marshall: No problem... *mutters under breath - "I just hope your singing is better than your road safety awareness"*... "CAN'T YOU SEE IT SAYS 'NO PARKING'!"... *mutters under breath, again - "you Canadian ass"*
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the drivers are now required to have an IQ test before each race, here we see how JV is doing,
JV: N-O-P-A-R-K-I-N-G? WTF does that mean?
JV: N-O-P-A-R-K-I-N-G? WTF does that mean?
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- Small_Fryz
Am I allowed to add a line?
Marshal: Your not allowed to park here Sir, please move
JV: Crap, i forgot my keys have you seen them?
Marshal: I believe i saw them over that way sir.
JV: Better not tell anybody about this ok.
Marshal: you have my word
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Resluts
For once I have to agree with the masses here - this week's winner is the founder of the comp, Bee!... followed very closely by a return-to-form DQ. Both Bubble Bunny and daan are creditted for 3rd place, this week, and Famine scores his first points in this comp. Bee can now either post the next picture, or tell us that the floor is open... 👍
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All the Schuberth HANS devices and Carbon Fibre helmets won't stop those nuts from cracking.
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Is there no end to Michael Schumacher's sporting prowess - F1, Football, Fencing... ?
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- SOLID_LIFTERS
"Put me in the hospital for 'nerves' and then they had to commit me..."
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Schumacher - "Hey guys...................... I can see my house from up here!"
Spec....
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MS "Jean, goodbye, I am doing ze off."
JT "Wha...Wait...But how are we to win races with nothing but second rate drivers?"
MS "Zat iz your problem, I am bored, I fancy a kick about...Yep that's zit, I shall go and play football"
JT "No, no, you must stay with 'the family'...Micheal...Miche...Where are you going?"
MS *huff puff* "Must...Get...Fre...*riiiipp*...OOOH, OY, ...Ah!"
Darren.
JT "Wha...Wait...But how are we to win races with nothing but second rate drivers?"
MS "Zat iz your problem, I am bored, I fancy a kick about...Yep that's zit, I shall go and play football"
JT "No, no, you must stay with 'the family'...Micheal...Miche...Where are you going?"
MS *huff puff* "Must...Get...Fre...*riiiipp*...OOOH, OY, ...Ah!"
Darren.
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* Not proven to remove Takuma Sato.
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LMAO @ FormulaNone's post!
We have a winner
We have a winner
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FormulaNone has got it, that was bloody brilliant 
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MS: DAMN this dark Visor! i can't make a perfect parachute jump into my car with it down!
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