F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Appie]

Klien: Let me go!!, you will ruin my hair

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

Well done to FormulaNone for his winning entry! A good lot this week, some original stuff, and even one based on a true story (TheCracker... ) FormulaNone can now choose/post the next picture, or PM me if you want me to pick one instead... 👍 (Leaderboard Updated Post #1 - DQ holds on to 1st place, but FormulaNone moves into 2nd with a 2nd win this season... TVRKing and Spec share 3rd place)

1.

RD: It's okay, the effects of green kryptonite will wear off soon, and he'll have his powers back.
DC: Actually, he was exposed to Jaguar.

2.

DC: "Err guys.......i been having a think and i was just wondering, if red bull gives you wings then.....err.......what do we need these stupid capes for?

3.

"*hic* I'll drive, *burp* I'm perfecly clapable *hic* I not that drunken *swagger*"

4.

RD: Come on David, help him down off that scafolding - he ain't no Spiderman.

5.

EDNA MODE: Fah, Just wait until those capes get stuck in your car's intakes. Then you'll be sorry!

 

[livemusic]

Dunc's isn't even in the top five? Come on, that's the one that made me laugh the most! But pupik's was great too.

 

[Touring Mars]

There's no accounting for taste, is there? The judges' decision is final, and until someone else offers their services, I'm afraid you're stuck with it...

 

[DQuaN]

Dunc's isn't even in the top five? Come on, that's the one that made me laugh the most! But pupik's was great too.

There's no accounting for taste, is there? The judges' decision is final, and until someone else offers their services, I'm afraid you're stuck with it...

 

[Sting]

WOW, just noticed I got some points in the #1 post, so count me back in for this... if thats alright for me to join in agan

 

[Touring Mars]

WOW, just noticed I got some points in the #1 post, so count me back in for this... if thats alright for me to join in agan

Anyone can play whenever they want - just be sure to read the rules (updated!!) fully before submitting a caption

FormulaNone has passed on posting a pic this week, so the floor is open

 

[MagpieRacer]

 

[Ev0 4 drifter]

"you put your right leg in, your right leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and thats what its all about!!"

 

[Bram Turismo]

"Macarrrrrrrrena!"

 

[Super T]

May as well continue the theme...

FA: "Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí"

I'll get my coat.

Darren.

 

[Dougboy]

"stand on one leg in Times Square for a week without food or water"

alonso's latest attempt to out do David Blaine's endurance stunts

 

[east]

"Smiles, waves, then jumps off a cliff".

 

[Pupik]

As the tradition since 1990, all drivers leaving Flavio Briatore must step on a ceremonial cockroach to complete the transaction. Advances in technology allows for an in-bug camera for the occasion.

 

[Solid Lifters]

"In sports news today, multiple F1 Championship winner Fernando Alonso was photographed just moments before he broke both his legs after taking the 'Leap of Faith' by changing from the winning team of Renault to McLaren." "Before taking his 'Leap of Faith,' his doctors at the hospital claim he must have suffered some serious head trauma to ever commit to such a foolish stunt." "In other sporting news..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Gozer: The choice has been made...
Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Egon]
Venkman: Did you choose anything?
Spengler: No.
Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
Winston: My mind is totally blank.
Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Ray: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Ray: I... I... I tried to think...
Spengler: LOOK!
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Ray: No! It CAN'T be!
Venkman: What is it?
Ray: It CAN'T be!
Winston: What did you DO, Ray?
Ray: Oh, ****!
[they all see a giant Fernando Alonso coming at them, Peter looks at Ray]
Ray: [somberly] Gulp...

 

[Alex.]

'Are you done yet? ive got cramp in my leg!'

 

[Famine]

[Ghostbusters]

Teh winnar.

You're on form today, TM

 

[TVRKing]

Alonso's new step aerobics program looks set to be a champion affair.

 

[Famine]

When Fernando discovers the theft of his golden goose, he's understandably irked.

 

[Lee]

"Sadly as a wild Alonso grows with age, so does the thickness of his eyebrows. It's grows to the extent where he may not see past them as pictured here."

 

[DQuaN]

"I am the CHAMPION of F1, i can stomp on other drivers as if they were ants."

Photographer: Those ARE ants Fernando.

 

[livemusic]

When asked by reporters what other skills he had besides being an excelent Formula 1 driver, Alonso showed his 'lift right leg and left arm' trick he developed.

 

[Specialized]

Fernando Alonso is startled after the appearance of the paperazzi's new weapon................a 4 armed, duel camera wielding photographer.

Spec....

 

[Sting]

Alonso (Stands Up): "Hello, my name is Fernando and I'm slightly intoxicated. Weeeeeeee"

 

[mipuumal]

"In sports news today, multiple F1 Championship winner Fernando Alonso was photographed just moments before he broke both his legs after taking the 'Leap of Faith' by changing from the winning team of Renault to McLaren." "Before taking his 'Leap of Faith,' his doctors at the hospital claim he must have suffered some serious head trauma to ever commit to such a foolish stunt." "In other sporting news..."

brilliant

Now for my poor attempt:

"After much speculation in the past few days Fernando Alonso called a press conference to prove that he did not step in to a pile of horse poop while not marrying his girlfriend last weekend. A stunned paparazzi accidentally ripped his sleeve off while frantically assembling his camera for this rare opportunity."

 

[Danoff]

Having secured the F1 championship, Fernando Alonzo's ego appears to have grown so large that he believes he can walk on air.

 

[Sting]

LOL! nice one there dan

 

[slider-s15]

"i'm not a puppet...... i'm a real boy!!!"

 

[XGT Taipan]

Do the CAN-CAN-CAN!!!