F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[east]

Camera Man: (Points electric shaver at Alonso and threatens) "Stand on 1 leg now and wave to the camera or i'll shave your eyebrows off!"

 

[Touring Mars]

"i'm not a puppet...... i'm a real boy!!!"

Nice....

 

[daan]

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it. Vogue.

 

[Appie]

Look at my new sneakers. Ron Dennis gave them to me

 

[DQuaN]

"pull my finger"

*cocks a leg* prrrrrrrppp!

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

A winning return to form for Solid, with another 'solid' performance. slider-s15 earns an admirable 2nd place for his Pinocchio-inspired joke, and despite the Madonna reference, it's daan rounding out the podium this week. Loads of good ones - Solid can now choose next week's pic - if not, please post that the 'floor is open' to whoever wants to post a pic!

1.

"In sports news today, multiple F1 Championship winner Fernando Alonso was photographed just moments before he broke both his legs after taking the 'Leap of Faith' by changing from the winning team of Renault to McLaren." "Before taking his 'Leap of Faith,' his doctors at the hospital claim he must have suffered some serious head trauma to ever commit to such a foolish stunt." "In other sporting news..."

2.

"i'm not a puppet...... i'm a real boy!!!"

3.

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it. Vogue.

4.

Fernando Alonso is startled after the appearance of the paperazzi's new weapon................a 4 armed, duel camera wielding photographer.

5.

Having secured the F1 championship, Fernando Alonzo's ego appears to have grown so large that he believes he can walk on air.

 

[DQuaN]

Damn the leaderboard is tight. I've been out of the points for the last two rounds. I need to come up with some gold to get me back in the running!

 

[Solid Lifters]

OK, here's the new one. It's an oldie, but a goodie!

My entry...

Marshall - "Sorry Mr. V, I'm going to have to fine you for parking in a no parking zone."

J.V. - "Give the fine to Schumacher! He's the one who loves to park these things!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Since my entries don't count anyway, I might as well post a disqualified entry...

Villeneuve begins to suspect that he is being singled out....​

 

[DQuaN]

Marshall: You need to be at least this tall to drive these cars.

JV: That counts Sato out then.

 

[TheCracker]

My entry...

"Gatwick you say? You want to be out of the gates, turn left onto the bypass, straight on until you see signs for the M25, then follow signs for the airport. If you hury you can make your usual 2pm Sunday flight"

 

[livemusic]

JV - Hi, I've heard there's a race going on today. Do you know where?

Marshall - That way.

 

[Appie]

Marshall: If you go to left and then to right, then you will see the bathroom

JV: Okay thank you

marshall: So how will you go

JV: with the car

 

[DQuaN]

Marshall: What do you think of my F1 car Yo-yo?

 

[Sting]

Marshall: Sorry mate, sign says no parking and its a £5000 on the spot fine, and a point on your superlicense...... but that shouldn't bother you, you're sponsored by Credit Suisse.

JV: bawahahaha

 

[daan]

Marshall - "Yeah, it's nice isn't it? I got it at the ludicrous luminous yellow jacket shop. Its just down there."

 

[Touring Mars]

"If you run, you might just make it back in time to see the start of the race..."

 

[livemusic]

Marshall - No, it wasn't me who called you a prick. It was that other marshall over there, I swear!

 

[Specialized]

Marshall to JV - "i dont beleive the car is yours, i want to see a photo of the car with your GTP screen name on a bit of paper in the engine bay......."


Spec....

 

[TVRKing]

"Yes I saw the sign, but there was no need to ticket me, I was only getting a bottle of milk!"

 

[Specialized]

Marshall to JV - " Dont worry mate, my vauxhall nova is parked just over there. You can use that to finish the race"

Spec....

 

[DQuaN]

Marshal: *Moving arm from left to right singing: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile*

JV: Verry funny

 

[Slick Rick]

JV - Hi, I've heard there's a race going on today. Do you know where?

Marshall - That way.

Haha! good one:tup:

 

[Alex.]

argh come on man, i was only stopping to pick some of those flowers!

 

[Pupik]

JV tests the first camouflaged F1 car, but he managed to make the blue and white somehow clash with white and blue.

 

[Super T]

Marshall - No Mr Villeneuve...When you finish the race you're supposed to go to park ferme.

JV - Oh, are you sure, I normally park here?

Darren.

 

[livemusic]

Marshall - No Mr Villeneuve...When you finish the race you're supposed to go to park ferme.

JV - Oh, are you sure, I normally park here?

Darren.

👍

 

[Dougboy]

Marshall: was it you who sprayed that on the wall?

 

[Small_Fryz]

JV: Crap, i forgot my keys have you seen them?
Marshal: I believe i saw them over that way sir.
JV: Better not tell anybody about this ok.
Marshal: you have my word.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Marshall: Whats that then?
JV: Its the new cereal from weetabix..not-made-from-me-made-from-you instead-a-bix.

Man thats so lame..