F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Diego440]

Final Entry

"Yo soy Fernando y no me gusta trabajar con los británicos y los guiris, porque son unos cabrones"

 

[XGT Taipan]

Final Entry

"Yo soy Fernando y no me gusta trabajar con los británicos y los guiris, porque son unos cabrones"

... huh?

FINAL ENTRY

Vodafone Girl 1: "Do you think this top makes my 'assests' look bigger?"
Vodafone Girl 2: " ...assests!?" *Ha!*

 

[nitro_2005]

Alonso: OK, we're now going to do a mini grand prix, and you all can choose which driver you want to be. Although, whoever is Lewis Hamilton will have to start 30 seconds afterward and have 1 minute added onto his time. So, who's gonna be Lewis?

*all kids look at him blankly*

Girl nearest Alonso: Do you hate Lewis Hamilton?

Alonso: Yes, yes I do. THERE, YOU ALL HAPPY?!?

 

[Touring Mars]

Results (Round Three)​

1. Bee - 10
2. Allianz - 8
3. Small Fryz - 6
4. Pupik - 5
5= Jackington, Sting, -Diego-, TheCracker, Mars - 2*

*(5,6,7+8 places=10pts shared 5 ways=2pts each)​

Vote for Round Four will follow shortly.

Congrats to Bee on winning Round Three... you may post a new pic for Round Five or I can choose one for you...

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - VOTE
Please select your top 2 entries from this week's bumper crap... I mean bumper crop...

(Boy 2nd from the right to boy furthest on the right) "I know those birds behind us are fit, and i know he's double world champion and all that - but can you believe he's pleasuring himself in front of all of us!"

FA - "Hi there, my names Fernando Alonso and im an alcoholic"

Spec....

"And thats the moment I became a man"

Announcer: Today Kids its a privillage to announce that none other than double world champion Fernando Alonso is here to give a speech!

FA: (talks)

Kid on the far right: "Dude check out my new pokemon card"
Kid next to him "no way! how did you get that!"

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.[/FONT]

Welcome to the auditions for the Fernando Alonso mini-me contest.

"Yo soy Fernando y no me gusta trabajar con los británicos y los guiris, porque son unos cabrones"

Taller kid in the middle: I wonder if someone noticed I'm actually 18...

Little Kid: "Fernando, where's Lewis?"

Fernando - "OK, have we got enough ash cans for everyone to sit on? OK, then let's begin..."

Women in the back: He sure has a big microphone.

(Kid With Trophy): "NO WAI is he getting his hands on my trophy after Lewis pwned him!"

FA: "I will now do roll call from the board. Vodafone?..... Nope. Vodafone?..... Not here either. Vodaphone?...."

Kid: "What an idiot"

FA: Argh.. My quads!!

"Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o and on that farm he had a..."
"Duck!"
"E-i-e-i-o. With a quack, quack here and a quack, quack there, here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack. Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o."

"I would like to start off by offering my sympathies to the families of the children injured in last week's 'Vodafone Spain Go-Karting Challenge with Yuji Ide'..."

Alonso: "And now, with one of the ladies in the back, I will demonstrate how to make a pass from behind. Remember, slow in, fast out."

Rear Kid: "I'm volunteering for the left one."

FA - No, I get the high chair. When you're a formula 1 driver you can sit on the high chair, but until then I get it. Look, it's because I'm short ok. I can't have a picture taken of me that makes me look the same size as a bunch of 10 year olds. Basically my entire life I've been compensating for... shortcomings. Someday when you're a world champion formula 1 driver, you too can put yourself in a chair that is so tall your feet don't touch the ground. Trust me, when you're where I am - in a chair so tall that my feet never had a prayer of touching the ground, you'll look back and realize that it was all worth it.

Girls in the back - Alright everyone thank Fernando for sharing with us his inspiring story.

Fernando finally finds some younger teammates who won't outqualify him.

Now that Fernando is sponsored by Vaderphone, he can easily enter the Jedi temple to attack the younglings.

Vodafone Girl 1: "Do you think this top makes my 'assests' look bigger?"
Vodafone Girl 2: " ...assests!?" *Ha!*

Alonso: OK, we're now going to do a mini grand prix, and you all can choose which driver you want to be. Although, whoever is Lewis Hamilton will have to start 30 seconds afterward and have 1 minute added onto his time. So, who's gonna be Lewis?

*all kids look at him blankly*

Girl nearest Alonso: Do you hate Lewis Hamilton?

Alonso: Yes, yes I do. THERE, YOU ALL HAPPY?!?

 

[MagpieRacer]

Vote 1 Omnis

Vote 2 Specialized

 

[livemusic]

Vote 1 - TM

Vote 2 - Kylehnat

 

[TheCracker]

Vote 1 - TM

Vote 2 - Jackington

 

[Specialized]

Vote 1 - Kylehnat

Vote 2 - TM

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Vote 1 - Danoff

Vote 2 - Small_Fryz

 

[Lee]

TM may pick the next picture!

Votes:

1. Kylehnat

2. TM

 

[Touring Mars]

I've given Allianz first refusal on posting the next pic, since I posted the last one... If I don't hear back by tomorrow, I'll post a new pic anyway...

Tough call this week, but my votes are:

1 - Casio
2 - Solid Lifters

 

[Metar]

1. Lee

2. Casio

 

[Sting]

1: Kylehnat
2: Touring Mars

 

[daan]

Vote 1 - Kyle'n'hat

Vote 2 - TM

 

[Solid Lifters]

1: Kylehnat
2: Touring Mars

 

[MagpieRacer]

Il post a pic up, gimme a few minutes!

 

[Touring Mars]

Mark Webber (changing across the room): "What? Don't tell me you've never seen a thong before..."

 

[Specialized]

DC - " Did you guys see that? The air intake sucked my helmet off!"

Spec....

 

[Diego440]

after drinking massive amounts of Red Bull "Dude... wait... what? The Bull is charging at me man!"

 

[TheCracker]

David C: ".....and then Taku says to me..."

 

[Solid Lifters]

"Wait a minute! This isn't the restroom!"

 

[Touring Mars]

"Wait a minute! This isn't the restroom!"

at all of them so far, infact!

 

[Famine]

"... and so Alex was looking at me like this..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Yuji Ide adds the finishing touch to his brilliant disguise in order to sneak back into Formula One...

 

[nitro_2005]

Oh s***, here comes Heikki!

 

[livemusic]

Webber hidden inside the car - "Come here, gorgeous."

DC - "Help!?"

 

[Danoff]

David C: ".....and then Taku says to me..."

 

[Lee]

DC: "Hey look, I'm half Japanese now!"

Webber: (Laughing himself stupid) "You couldn't make it up!!"

 

[daan]

Just to keep to the same theme

"I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so..."