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Ralf: Hey Niki! What are you still doing here?
Niki: I was about to ask you the same thing...
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Ralf: Hey Niki! What are you still doing here?
Niki: I was about to ask you the same thing...
Ralf: Hey Niki! What are you still doing here?
Niki: I was about to ask you the same thing...
Ralf - "Wow they are right, you got fried like a waffle."
Lauda - "How many championships did your brother win again?"
Ralf - "......"
Lauda - "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."
Ralf - "Could you teach me how? Just assuming from past experiences and all."
Lauda - "......."
Niki Lauda: More like twenty third best driver!
Niki Lauda: You're in luck, Ralf! David and Rubens have bought you a passenger ride with me. Through Bergwerk.
Ralf: You may be a 3 time champion, but at least I’m earning a million dollars a race.
Lauda: You know I own a commercial airline… right?
Ralf: Shhhhiiiii…
Ralf: "Here's a joke for you guys - Who was the 1977 World Champion?"
Niki: "errr......i woz"
Ralf "I SAID, WHO WAS THE... no, no you are ment to say 'louder' "
Niki: ".....but i woz ze World Champion in 1977"
Bloke on left: "Hi, can i order a taxi for Schumacher please"
The last time Ralf will ever be on the 'top' of the podium.
Guy on phone: "Oh, my God, his face is hideous! Oh, and there's Niki Lauda."
Ralf "why do you have a girlie name?"
Niki "Why do you drive like a girl?"
Ralf "im the third best!"
Niki "at what? Driving like a girl?"
Ralf "you.. you..."
Ralf: Have you seen my sunglasses?
Niki:![]()
Ralf: Can't you spell Loser? L-O-S-E-R
guy on phone: No, no one has won the stareing contest yet... Ralf is making funny faces and Niki keeps taunting him with "are you sure you're not adopted?"
Lauda: "So, heard the rumour of me taking your seat next season?"
Ralph: "Cheeeeeeeese!"
Niki: "Don't shine your pearly whites at me, you twit! I haven't got a bloody camera!"
Ralf: And then Taku was all like 'I've scored more points than you'
Nicholas Cage meets Ghostrider.
Ralf: Hey Niki! What are you still doing here?
Niki: I was about to ask you the same thing...
NL: "Hey Ralfy-boy, I saw you with a hot chick last night, get anywhere with her?"
RS: "Nah, I crashed and burned..."
*stoney silence*
Man on phone: Hi, can I have a taxi for Schumacher, please?
Ralf - "Wow they are right, you got fried like a waffle."
Lauda - "How many championships did your brother win again?"
Ralf - "......"
Lauda - "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."
Ralf - "Could you teach me how? Just assuming from past experiences and all."
Lauda - "......."
Round Eight
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