F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Roo]

Thiessen thinks: "...damn teenagers, only one thing on their mind. But why's he staring at my chest? "

 

[Blake]

Thiessen thinks: "...damn teenagers, only one thing on their mind. But why's he staring at my chest? "

MT: My eyes are up here!
SV: Not listening!

 

[Metar]

"Simon says touch your ears."​

Thiessen: "Hey, you kids still play that?"

 

[livemusic]

Vettel: Can I borrow your head?

Thiessen: Sure, can I borrow yours?

Vettel: Yup.

 

[peterjford]

Thiessen: I still don't hear the ocean, are you sure we shouldn't be using bigger shells?
Vettel: The only shells I could find were these puka shells from my necklace.
Thiessen: Damn you, now these shells are stuck in my ears!
Vettel: Shhhh... wait, I think I heard it...

 

[Only_in_f1]

Well this my best attempt.

MT: Sorry Vettle you wont be racing next week...
SV: If i cant hear him ill be racing.
MT: If i cant hear him argue back hes out.

 

[Alex.]

Thiessen: lets see those GTP b****** get a good caption out of this one

 

[daan]

Vettel - You're not going to bite my ears off, Mr Theissen.

 

[Pupik]

Mario Thiessen: When you grow up Sebastien, you'll have mutton chops this long.

 

[Diego440]

Thiessen: from the screams coming from Nick in the toilet, it seems he won't be able to race on Sunday. Don't worry, we'll say he has a back problem. Damn 'roids.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Mario - "OK, 'Simon Says' to..."

 

[Kylehnat]

Jacques Villeneuve: "Hey guys!"
Mario Theissen: "Did you hear something?"
Sebastien Vettel: "No, I did not. Let's move over here now."

 

[Omnis]

Jacques Villeneuve: "Hey guys!"
Mario Theissen: "Did you hear something?"
Sebastien Vettel: "No, I did not. Let's move over here now."

Hahaha 👍

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Mario - "OK, 'Simon Says' to..."

Didn't see my post, huh?

 

[Solid Lifters]

Didn't see my post, huh?

Baaahhhhhh!!

Nope, missed it.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mario: "I hate these away races; there's never any room for the Cone of Silence!"
Sebastien: "What was that, Chief!?"

 

[Venari]

I think when they're not driving/racing, all F1 personnel are repressed:

MT: Is that a German cap, or did you borrow it from Christijan?
SV: Nice pussy.

Not too funny, but hey, I'm in the gutter.

 

[Redgodzila]

Sebastien Vettel: Ahhh! My eardrums! They burn! What is that sound?!?!

Mario Theissen: Sounds like Alonso's not happy with McLaren....again.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Mine's a do over...

Sebastien - "You know, I think we're doing this wrong. Our fingers should be up our nose, and not in our ears. Personally, I don't mind the sound of a fart, but I do mind the smell."

Mario - "Shut up! And do what I do! Here comes another one..."

Sebastien - "sigh"

 

[Blake]

SV: I stuck a packet of crayons in my ear and one didn’t come out…
MT: Just stick your fingers in your ears like this and try to pick it out.

…

SV: Oh god, now I can’t get my fingers out!

 

[Pupik]

Forgot to vote on week 7:
1. Blake
2. Do you race?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven Results

1. Alfaholic - 10
2. TheCracker - 8
3= Small_Fryz, Blake, peterjford - 5
6= daan, aquendwato - 3

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Congratulations to Alfaholic after a record number of people who had votes cast for them (12 different people).

Alfaholic may now select a picture for Round Nine - please PM me you picture and I will post it up later.

Leaderboard and Archive updated...

 

[livemusic]

First time I saw the banner.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Heh, I just looked at the overall results ... and I'm coming dead last in P24. At least I'm doing better than Toro Rosso and Spyker,

 

[Appie]

i had like 15 points in 2006. But how does the points system work? 1 vote = 1 point, and that banner rules

 

[Touring Mars]

OK, you asked for it... the point system is relatively straight forward, but it can get more complex when there is a tie - which happens alot.

I count up the votes, awarding 2 points for a 1st choice and 1 point for a 2nd choice. If two members have the same amount of points, I do a 'countback' to see who got more '1st choice' votes. If that is equal as well, then the points are shared.

However, just like in a real GP, there are only 39 points to be awarded each week (10+8+6+5+4+3+2+1=39)... If two people tie, then I take the points available for both of the positions that they'd have occupied and average them e.g. if there is a tie for 1st place between two people, I take the points for 1st and 2nd place and average them, so both would get 9 points [(10+8)/2=9]. But if three people tied for 1st, they'd all get 8 points since (10+8+6)/3 = 8... and so on. But when the average is not a whole number (i.e. a tie for 3rd between two people would score (6+5)/2 = 5.5) I always round up to a whole number, so both people would get 6 points. This means that 1 extra point has basically been 'used up' (i.e they'd share 12 points rather than 11), therefore the normal 1 point awarded for 8th place would vanish...

I hope you're following all this.

There will be a test on this later.

Hello???

Are you still awake....? Take those 'I look awake but am actually asleep' glasses off this minute

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine

(Pic selected by Alfaholic)

Apologies for the delay. Just got back from a short break!

 

[Diego440]

"Ahhh... thanks fan man.... that really helps... god it's hot!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight Vote​

Vettel: I know ancient kung fu technique "angry monkey with large ears"
Thiessen: I know ancient kung fu technique "jaw like Coulthard"

"And now, please all stand for our National Anthem, sung today by Mariah Carey..."

"Oh very funny, who put the superglue in the earplug container?"

Thiessen and Vettel involved in a stare contest.

Patrick Head: "Wow, this Thiessen mask fits perfect. Must thank the boys back at the factory. Nico, you keep a lookout while I drop some of this powder in their fuel tanks. By the way, you should wear that Vettel mask more often. It makes you look older."

Nico Rosberg: "No problem boss. Hey, did you bring your Nigel Stepney mask with you too? Maybe we can hobble Ferrari on the way out."

Marco: "I can put my fingers in further than you!"
Sebastian: "No, I can put my fingers in further than you!"

Mario: Sorry Sebastian, there was a clause that said that if we didn't honour his contract, we must play 'Private Paradise' in the garage throughout the whole of the next season.

Thiessen thinks: "...damn teenagers, only one thing on their mind. But why's he staring at my chest? "

Thiessen: "Hey, you kids still play that?"

Vettel: Can I borrow your head?

Thiessen: Sure, can I borrow yours?

Vettel: Yup.

Thiessen: I still don't hear the ocean, are you sure we shouldn't be using bigger shells?
Vettel: The only shells I could find were these puka shells from my necklace.
Thiessen: Damn you, now these shells are stuck in my ears!
Vettel: Shhhh... wait, I think I heard it...

MT: Sorry Vettle you wont be racing next week...
SV: If i cant hear him ill be racing.
MT: If i cant hear him argue back hes out.

Thiessen: lets see those GTP b****** get a good caption out of this one

Vettel - You're not going to bite my ears off, Mr Theissen.

Mario Thiessen: When you grow up Sebastien, you'll have mutton chops this long.

Thiessen: from the screams coming from Nick in the toilet, it seems he won't be able to race on Sunday. Don't worry, we'll say he has a back problem. Damn 'roids.

Jacques Villeneuve: "Hey guys!"
Mario Theissen: "Did you hear something?"
Sebastien Vettel: "No, I did not. Let's move over here now."

Mario: "I hate these away races; there's never any room for the Cone of Silence!"
Sebastien: "What was that, Chief!?"

I think when they're not driving/racing, all F1 personnel are repressed:

MT: Is that a German cap, or did you borrow it from Christijan?
SV: Nice pussy.

Sebastien Vettel: Ahhh! My eardrums! They burn! What is that sound?!?!

Mario Theissen: Sounds like Alonso's not happy with McLaren....again.

Sebastien - "You know, I think we're doing this wrong. Our fingers should be up our nose, and not in our ears. Personally, I don't mind the sound of a fart, but I do mind the smell."

Mario - "Shut up! And do what I do! Here comes another one..."

Sebastien - "sigh"

SV: I stuck a packet of crayons in my ear and one didn’t come out…
MT: Just stick your fingers in your ears like this and try to pick it out.

…

SV: Oh god, now I can’t get my fingers out!

"Before the race weekend begins, the orchestra will play the Polish national anthem to celebrate Kubica's well-being."

​

 

[Diego440]

1. Gashlycrumb
2. Solid Lifters