F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Danoff]

Guy with the Blower: "We're just gonna put this on your melons."
Nico: "It's sucking my will to live!"

Edit: Two points for the people who get the reference.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

"Man getting hit by blower - By Hans Moleman"

 

[DQuaN]

Drug testing in F1 is getting more intensive.

Mechanic: Fill this up please.

Nico:

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Mechaninc: Would you like to try on Wurz' codpiece?

Nico:

 

[Famine]

Mechanic: "Nico... I'm afraid the cojone-meter says you're well down on Fernando, Felipe and Taku."

 

[Serge.D]

Nico:Can someone take that turd from my shoe.

serge

 

[prisonermonkeys]

FINAL ENTRY

With Nick Heidfeld doubling for ABBA's Benny, Nico decided to take it one step further when he was heard singing "A little less conversation, a little more action please; all this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me!" on the grid, complete with pelvic thrusting motions as seen in this photo of the incident ...

 

[Lee]

Martin Brundle starts his grid walk..

"So here we are on the grid today where it's Homosexuality Appreticaion Day. As you can see Williams have really got into the flow of things.. Nico, a quickie?"

My votes:

1. TM
2. Kylehnat

 

[Omnis]

All I know is that my nuts too would be turbo-fanned after every drive.

 

[Alex.]

Shot at 2007-07-15

 

[Only_in_f1]

'After a torid season so far, Mark Webber takes action to get his seat back!'

 

[Solid Lifters]

Nico - "What the hell is this!?"

Blower Guy - "We overheard Bernie say, 'That Nico's got a hot set of balls on him!' So, we decided to keep you cooled down so he'd ignore you from now on."

Nico - "Oh... good job. Smart thinking."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight Result

1. Touring Mars - 10
2. kylehnat - 8
3.= Gashlycrumb, daan, Do You Race? - 5
6= Solid Lifters, Pupik - 3

Leaderboard/Archive updated


Round Nine Vote
Please contact me if you would like to change your final entry

"Ahhh... thanks fan man.... that really helps... god it's hot!"

You put your left leg in, your right leg out, in, out, in, out, and shake it all about. You do the hokey cokey and you cool your balls. That's what its all about. Hey!

"Doesn't the sperm have to be out before you freeze it?"

Nico: "Dad always said that becoming a racing driver would get me more blow jobs!"

As Nico Rosberg demonstrates, fit-testing for the as-of-yet-unmandated PATS device is awkward and uncomfortable, to say the least.

Nico makes a huge personal sacrifice to test the Williams team's new traction-control technology - BMW iLeg.

"Quick, dry me off. I knew I shouldn't have drank all that melonaide!" (http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/jumpinjacks2.html)

Nico's lack of pace can be traced to his willingness to play Rochambeau with his mechanics before each race.

"..and here we have Nico Rosberg testing out the new F1 nappy...and yes it looks like there's no spillage"

As he struggles out of his car Nico feels a chill, he looks down and for the first time in his life discovers the effects of shrinkage. He ponders whether F1 is really worth it…

"Do we have to do this now...in front of everybody?"

Introducing Nico Rosberg of Spilliams F1.

So Nico Rosberg does have a fan...

Nico's lack of pace was mended recently with a controversial balls transplant.

"Man getting hit by blower - By Hans Moleman"

Mechanic: "Nico... I'm afraid the cojone-meter says you're well down on Fernando, Felipe and Taku."

Nico:Can someone take that turd from my shoe.

With Nick Heidfeld doubling for ABBA's Benny, Nico decided to take it one step further when he was heard singing "A little less conversation, a little more action please; all this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me!" on the grid, complete with pelvic thrusting motions as seen in this photo of the incident ...

Martin Brundle starts his grid walk..

"So here we are on the grid today where it's Homosexuality Appreticaion Day. As you can see Williams have really got into the flow of things.. Nico, a quickie?"

'After a torid season so far, Mark Webber takes action to get his seat back!'

Nico - "What the hell is this!?"

Blower Guy - "We overheard Bernie say, 'That Nico's got a hot set of balls on him!' So, we decided to keep you cooled down so he'd ignore you from now on."

Nico - "Oh... good job. Smart thinking."

Visual Entries - Click Link for Pic
(Please note - visual entries are allowed as long as no other image is added or the subject matter of the original is changed significantly)

Danoff: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2710227&postcount=1715

Specialized: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2710810&postcount=1730

CCX: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2714609&postcount=1748

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[Touring Mars]

Round Ten

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[Digital-Nitrate]

Round #9

Vote #1: Alfaholic
Vote #2: Touring Mars

👍

 

[prisonermonkeys]

My votes:
1 - Famine
2 - daan

Round Ten

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It had to be done ...

Barichello: Damn! JB scores our first points of the season and now he gets to feel up Posh's bum! This is all just Too Much!
Posh: There's Something Kinda Funny going on here ... wait, Stop that, Mister Button! Tell me, Who Do You Think You Are?
Button: Whoa, Mama. Well, If You Wanna Have Some Fun and Spice Up Your Life,Tell Me Why you're Wasting My Time with this photoshoot when you could Get Down With Me?
Becks: Careful, Wannabe. There's no Denying it; The Lady Is A Vamp. Now get your hand off her arse or I'll Bend You Like Beckham.





(I'd like to thank the good folks at Wikipedia for help with the song titles.)

 

[Blake]

Round Ten

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Rubens: Why the huge grin, Jens’?
Jenson: I’m grabbing Posh’s ass. … Wait, what about you, why are you grinning so much?
Rubens: Becks is grabbing mine!
Jenson:

 

[Alfaholic]

My votes: (edit) for Round 9)

1) Specialized
2) Omnis

 

[livemusic]

Round #9

Vote #1: Alfaholic
Vote #2: Touring Mars

👍

Same here.

 

[Touring Mars]

Disgruntled fan: "Can't you make that thing go any faster?"
David Beckham: "I'm trying, but she won't take the hint...."​

Vote Round 9: 1) Famine 2) Venari

 

[TheCracker]

David: "What the hell am i doing here stood next to this second-rate, useless waste of space"
Rubens: "I don't know, you married her!"

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Vote Round 9: 1) Bee 2) Famine

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Round 9

Vote 1: daan
Vote 2: Solid Lifters

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Rubens: "Heh, what a piece of crap" (referring to the car)
David: "What was that?"
Jenson: "Uh... inside joke"
David: "Uhuh"
*Jenson smiles*

 

[peterjford]

Vote for round 9:

1 Alfaholic
2 Sureshot

 

[Danoff]

My entry:

 

[Touring Mars]

Nice one, Dan

Is it just me, or do the guys in the background all look like they are staring at David Beckham's ass?

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Nice one, Dan

Is it just me, or do the guys in the background all look like they are staring at David Beckham's ass?

Well, you can't see what he is doing with his hands back there.

 

[Sureboss]

Voting: 1. Spec 2. bee

"Hey Eddie, have you found that sex tape yet?"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

This is my FINAL ENTRY:

Posh: "Are you alright, David?"
Becks: "No ... *sobs* ... this one just told me that ... that ... that Voldemort kills Stan Shunpike! Thanks, Jenson, you just ruined Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for me!"

 

[Aquendwato]

Engineer: I wish that rear end was as loose as our car.

 

[Lee]

Round 9 Vote:

1. Blake
2. Famine

Button's thoughts: Ah crap, he's getting happy again... Just smile Jense! Smile and wave..
Barrichello: Jense... The nipple! It's pitching a tent again!

 

[Specialized]

Button and Barrichello looking bemused after Beckhams comment moments earlyer

"ok, so i think i understand this racing now but...........where are the goals and how do you kick the ball inside that thing?"

Spec....