Is that your caption? Because if it's not, it's fake dirt. One hundred bucks will get you that worn-in look ...Has anyone else noticed the suspicious brown marks on Beck's jeans?
Round Ten
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Is that your caption? Because if it's not, it's fake dirt. One hundred bucks will get you that worn-in look ...
But then it would wash off ...No that wasn't my caption. I've already done that.
Fake dirt? Couldn't they just use real dirt on some normal jeans? I'm sure it wouldn't cost £50 or so.
Fire away. Entries welcome at all times.Can you enter in at any point in the series or do I have to wait till the next one?
Nico Rosberg looks quite the fool in women's clothing. Let's hope David notices the switch before it's too late.
Ha... so true!Proof that all their careers will end in America.
But then it would wash off ...
Not if you put a iron-on protective covering over it....
Rubens: Why the huge grin, Jens?
Jenson: Im grabbing Poshs ass. Wait, what about you, why are you grinning so much?
Rubens: Becks is grabbing mine!
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David: "What the hell am i doing here stood next to this second-rate, useless waste of space"
Rubens: "I don't know, you married her!"
ROAD_DOGG33JRubens: "Heh, what a piece of crap" (referring to the car)
David: "What was that?"
Jenson: "Uh... inside joke"
David: "Uhuh"
*Jenson smiles*
"Hey Eddie, have you found that sex tape yet?"
Posh: "Are you alright, David?"
Becks: "No ... *sobs* ... this one just told me that ... that ... that Voldemort kills Stan Shunpike! Thanks, Jenson, you just ruined Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for me!"
Engineer: I wish that rear end was as loose as our car.
Button's thoughts: Ah crap, he's getting happy again... Just smile Jense! Smile and wave..
Barrichello: Jense... The nipple! It's pitching a tent again!
Button and Barrichello looking bemused after Beckhams comment moments earlyer
"ok, so i think i understand this racing now but...........where are the goals and how do you kick the ball inside that thing?"
David (thinking): "Cor, Jenson's ride looks wicked! I've got room in my garage for one of those. Wonder how much it costs?"
Jenson (thinking): "Cor, Beckham's ride feels wicked! I've got room in my garage for one of those. Wonder how much she costs?"
Posh (thinking): "Gaaaa! Rubens's breasts are bigger than mine!"
"VB: Alright, try and get it right this time: If you wanna be my lovah..."
Proof that all their careers will end in America.
Nico Rosberg looks quite the fool in women's clothing. Let's hope David notices the switch before it's too late.
David Beckham: "I thought Lewis Hamilton was black?"
David Beckham has been caught trying to schmooze his way into the honda team, after he recently told press that he had set his new sights on F1, this comes just days after he was refused the drivers seat by team spyker-ferrari. when asked why he would want to join a team like spyker-ferrari,he responded;
"Well spyker are doing really well, they haven't conceded any points this season, so it is always nice to join the winning team, you know. Plus it would be nice to drive a car that matches the colour of my face,"
"So, this is what it's like hanging out with three rich second-rate has-been no-hopers..."
2) Omnis (still can't work out what David's thinking of though)