F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten Result

1. Blake - 10
2. Pupik - 8
3. Alfaholic - 6
4. Danoff - 5
5. Kylehnat - 4
6. TheCracker - 3
7. Bee - 2
8. Do you race? - 1​

Well done, Blake! 👍 You may now pick a picture for Round 12 - please PM me with it, and I'll post it up after I've posted up the poll for Round 11...

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 11 Vote

Just another exciting day at Scuderia Gianni Deeri mowing and mulching facilities.

Well if the boys at Honda can have the support of David and Victoria Beckham at Silverstone, we'll have to do one better and have a manage et trois with Rebecca Loos.

Both good and bad luck in the Red Bull camp today. David parks it in the kitty litter while Mark parks it in the kitty.

Get out of the frame, Loos, your chin isn't sexy enough for this shoot.

For their outstanding performances in the European Grand Prix, David and Mark are given the worlds most powerful vibrator. Here we see Rebecca Loos showing them one of here favorite positions on it.

Photographer - Ok now, I want everyone picturing Beckham's ass.

Webber: Down skip! Down!
Lo- No, Bell: So this is the throttle?
Webber: Ohhhhh GOD!
DC's Thoughts: "That could be a useful moisturisor(SP) for my Pole Position range.. Hmmm.."

Rebecca Loos: Gives you Wood.
As fully endorsed by Mark Webber

Loos:That hard saddle hurts my bottom.

A promotional photo for the upcoming Formula One movie, starring Eric Bana as Mark Webber, Buzz Lightyear as David Coulthard and Zoe Bell as Heidi Nickfeld.

Rebecca Loos not wanting to be upstaged by a better looking bike than herself employed the help of two happy F1 drivers

Stick Shift returns to F1 in 2010!

David - "Mark, you bell-end"

"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you, if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things."

Webber: Bicycle races are coming your way, so forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today, so look out for those beauties oh yeah! On your marks get set go! Bicycle race! Bicycle race! Bicycle race!
Crazy D: Fo’ sho’!

Webber: "I call this move....MAGNUM!"

Mark Webber is proud of his magnificent erection - it took him ages to put that Red Bull tent up...

Mark Webber has finally perfected his Blue Steel look...

 

[Blake]

Thanks for the votes, guys!

1. Touring Mars
2. Alfaholic

 

[Alfaholic]

A podium finish! Thanks all

Round 11 vote:

1 Do You Race?
2 Touring Mars


For the record, as mentioned I had a couple of failed quotes for the Red Bull pic. Here they are:

1) .. and here are today's qualifying results: Zoe Bell finds herself in pole position, while Mark Webber came in just behind her. Coulthard was just a spectator in today's events.

2) Red Bull Wargames: Mark torpedoes Zoe while David protects the flank

Remember... my entry is the one listed by Touring Mars, not one of these two.

 

[Diego440]

1) Sureshot
2) Touring Mars

 

[livemusic]

Vote 1 - Do You Race?

Vote 2 - Solid Lifters

 

[Touring Mars]

1) Solid Lifters
2) Sureshot

 

[Sureboss]

Vote 1: kylehnat

Vote 2: Solid Lifters

 

[Lee]

1) daan
2) Venari

TM: Just checked the leaderboard, you got Blake down for both 10pts and 5pts.

 

[Blake]

Round Twelve

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[Touring Mars]

Thanks Bee 👍 Well spotted!

 

[Alfaholic]

Round Twelve

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The McLaren drivers test the car built from the stolen Ferrari data.
Their verdict: "I think we've been had."

 

[Sureboss]

Man in jacket talking to Lewis: This should make it an even contest with Fernando.

 

[Alex.]

"Hamilton Is distracted whilst jean Todt is about to blow his brains out with a rocket launcher"

 

[Only_in_f1]

The all new McLaren MP4-22-B.

 

[Diego440]

Despite racism has been eliminated from the F1 circus, they still put the black guy to chauffer the white one.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Oh, God ... the number of Ferrari-McLaren jokes is going to be almost unbearable. I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon ...

Hamilton: Fernando, I know Ron wanted to keep Jean happy by building a new car, but don't you think this thing is a little too close to a Spyker? If Mike Gascoyne and Colin Kolles come knocking, you can answer the door ...

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FINAL ENTRY

Hamilton (singing): Ridin' along in my automobile ...
Alonso (singing): My team-mate beside me at the wheel ...
Hamilton (singing): I stole the pole at the turn of a mile ...
Alonso (singing): And once again the tabloids went wild ...

 

[Blake]

Oh, God ... the number of Ferrari-McLaren jokes is going to be almost unbearable.

Yup, I thought I’d pick something topical…

 

[Serge.D]

Men on the left:Is this the new McLaren golf car or is it your new leasing car?

 

[Kylehnat]

Hamilton: "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head"
Alonso: "But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red"
Both (loudly): "CRYING'S NOT FOR ME!!!......"

 

[peterjford]

Hamilton and Alonso testing the McLaren MP4-22 before the data stolen from Ferrari was used to improve the car.

 

[livemusic]

Guy on the left: Ok, you two are good to go. But behave yourselves, specially you Alonso.

Alonso: BUT I WANT TO DRIIIVEEE!

Hamilton: *giggles*

 

[Touring Mars]

Man: "Hey Fernando, Fernando!?"
FA: "Yes....?" (*reaches for pen and paper, ready for autograph signing*)
Man: "What's it like sitting next to Lewis Hamilton?!"
FA: ".........."

 

[Blake]

Man: "Hey Fernando, Fernando!?"
FA: "Yes....?" (*reaches for pen and paper, ready for autograph signing*)
Man: "What's it like sitting next to Lewis Hamilton?!"
FA: ".........."

It’s incredibly funny and not as obvious as the espionage quotes. :tup:

 

[Metar]

Man: "Excuse me, gentlemen, what are you doing at this funeral!"

Hamilton: "Uh... So this isn't Schumacher's Fondue-party?"

Alonso: "Told you it was left!"

 

[Stevisiov]

1-Sureshot
2-Alfaholic

 

[Solid Lifters]

Reporter - "Hey, Hamilton. Why are you driving?"

Hamiliton - "Well, the team used to let Alonso drive. But, it took too long to get where we needed to go, since Alonso waits an extra ten seconds at every stop sign."

Alonso - "I was under team orders."



1. Diego
2. Blake

 

[livemusic]

^I thought of doing something related to that, but nothing came to mind.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven Result

1. Sureshot - 10
2. Do you race? - 8
3. Solid Lifters - 6
4. Touring Mars - 5
5= kylehat, daan, -Diego- = 3
8. Alfaholic - 1

Congrats to Nigel, who may now post a new picture for Round 13 👍


Round Twelve Vote

The McLaren drivers test the car built from the stolen Ferrari data.
Their verdict: "I think we've been had."

Man in jacket talking to Lewis: This should make it an even contest with Fernando.

"Hamilton Is distracted whilst jean Todt is about to blow his brains out with a rocket launcher"

The all new McLaren MP4-22-B.

Despite racism has been eliminated from the F1 circus, they still put the black guy to chauffer the white one.

Hamilton (singing): Ridin' along in my automobile ...
Alonso (singing): My team-mate beside me at the wheel ...
Hamilton (singing): I stole the pole at the turn of a mile ...
Alonso (singing): And once again the tabloids went wild ...

Men on the left:Is this the new McLaren golf car or is it your new leasing car?

Hamilton: "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head"
Alonso: "But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red"
Both (loudly): "CRYING'S NOT FOR ME!!!......"

Hamilton and Alonso testing the McLaren MP4-22 before the data stolen from Ferrari was used to improve the car.

Guy on the left: Ok, you two are good to go. But behave yourselves, specially you Alonso.

Alonso: BUT I WANT TO DRIIIVEEE!

Hamilton: *giggles*

Man: "Hey Fernando, Fernando!?"
FA: "Yes....?" (*reaches for pen and paper, ready for autograph signing*)
Man: "What's it like sitting next to Lewis Hamilton?!"
FA: ".........."

Man: "Excuse me, gentlemen, what are you doing at this funeral!"

Hamilton: "Uh... So this isn't Schumacher's Fondue-party?"

Alonso: "Told you it was left!"

Reporter - "Hey, Hamilton. Why are you driving?"

Hamiliton - "Well, the team used to let Alonso drive. But, it took too long to get where we needed to go, since Alonso waits an extra ten seconds at every stop sign."

Alonso - "I was under team orders."

Alonso prepares for his next job with McLaren: Pre-race umbrella holder.

 

[TheCracker]

Vote 1: Touring Mars
Vote 2: Alfaholic