F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Alex.]

wow I have 2 votes! The cracker's caption is awesome


LH"fernando, say anything and ill tell ron about you and maria"
FA"ehuuhh *fart*"

 

[Alfaholic]

Round Eighteen

Lewis is upset because Alonso stole and ate his rice cake.Meanwhile, Alonso has just noticed that it was actually a toilet cake...

EDIT: This caption entry cancelled due to lack of humour

 

[Pupik]

During the mandatory ego weigh-in, the possibility exists that Lewis Hamilton may be disqualified for being too light.

 

[Touring Mars]

Monty Python's The Life of McLaren

Ron Dennis: So, your fwiend is at Fewwari?? Who is he?
Lewis Hamilton: He was once Race and Test Technical Manager, sir...
Ron Dennis: Weally? What was his name?
Lewis Hamilton: 'Naughtius Maximus'...
[Pedro de la Rosa chuckles]
Ron Dennis: Coughlan, do you know anyone of that name in the Fewwari gawage?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir.
Ron Dennis: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
[Pedro de la Rosa laughs]
Ron Dennis: What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'??
Mike Coughlan: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Ron Dennis: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Mawanello called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: SILENCE!! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself back in Fowmula Thwee vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Lewis Hamilton: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Lewis Hamilton: Aaargghhh!!!
Ron Dennis: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: Wight! Take him away Coughlan!
Lewis Hamilton: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Ron Dennis: No, no. I want him fighting those wabid, wild GP2 animals within a week!
Mike Coughlan: Yes, sir.
[Pedro is dragged away as he continues laughing hysterically]
Ron Dennis: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common dwivewy!.. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus.... Dickus?

 

[Only_in_f1]

Interviewer : Fernando, is it true you said Vijay Mallya is a slightly thinner version of Lewis?

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Fernando - Oh cr*p what the hell did Kimi put in my pasta?
Lewis - Strewth! Come have a look at this! This is a rare sight. A fernandolotimus. These creatures of the wild usually only come out at night. It's alright, I'm not gunna hurt you old fella. Lets watch as a champion F1 driver uses his mating call to attract the females...... Isn't he gorgeous? Crikey! ok better let him go now, he's getting a little anxious to get away. Bye little fella

lol my best Steve Irwan impression lol

 

[Venari]

Interviewer: So Fernando, what with team morale collapsing around you, you hating your job, Ron hating your guts, the Paris hearing looming large where there's a chance the team will be banned for two years... did Lewis really, really use the F-word on the radio?

 

[Sureboss]

Round 17:

Alfaholic
Touring Mars

LH: Uh-oh, Fernando is one of those Spanish villagers out of Resident Evil 4, and a parasite is going to come out of his head!.....Oh wait he's just burping.

 

[Danoff]

Monty Python's The Life of McLaren

Ron Dennis: So, your fwiend is at Fewwari?? Who is he?
Lewis Hamilton: He was once Race and Test Technical Manager, sir...
Ron Dennis: Weally? What was his name?
Lewis Hamilton: 'Naughtius Maximus'...
[Pedro de la Rosa chuckles]
Ron Dennis: Coughlan, do you know anyone of that name in the Fewwari gawage?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir.
Ron Dennis: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
[Pedro de la Rosa laughs]
Ron Dennis: What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'??
Mike Coughlan: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Ron Dennis: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Mawanello called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: SILENCE!! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself back in Fowmula Thwee vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Lewis Hamilton: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Lewis Hamilton: Aaargghhh!!!
Ron Dennis: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: Wight! Take him away Coughlan!
Lewis Hamilton: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Ron Dennis: No, no. I want him fighting those wabid, wild GP2 animals within a week!
Mike Coughlan: Yes, sir.
[Pedro is dragged away as he continues laughing hysterically]
Ron Dennis: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common dwivewy!.. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus.... Dickus?

It really does look quite a bit like that scene.

dwivewy.... nice 👍

(also great use of Coughlan)

 

[Sureboss]

Monty Python's The Life of McLaren

Ron Dennis: So, your fwiend is at Fewwari?? Who is he?
Lewis Hamilton: He was once Race and Test Technical Manager, sir...
Ron Dennis: Weally? What was his name?
Lewis Hamilton: 'Naughtius Maximus'...
[Pedro de la Rosa chuckles]
Ron Dennis: Coughlan, do you know anyone of that name in the Fewwari gawage?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir.
Ron Dennis: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
[Pedro de la Rosa laughs]
Ron Dennis: What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'??
Mike Coughlan: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Ron Dennis: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Mawanello called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: SILENCE!! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself back in Fowmula Thwee vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Lewis Hamilton: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Lewis Hamilton: Aaargghhh!!!
Ron Dennis: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: Wight! Take him away Coughlan!
Lewis Hamilton: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Ron Dennis: No, no. I want him fighting those wabid, wild GP2 animals within a week!
Mike Coughlan: Yes, sir.
[Pedro is dragged away as he continues laughing hysterically]
Ron Dennis: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common dwivewy!.. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus.... Dickus?

That's more like a book than a caption tbh.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Hey, has anyone else used The Life of Brian for source material on a McLaren-related caption?


Oh, wait, that would be me with "What has McLaren ever done for you?"). If TM wins, I deserve full credit.

 

[darkfinal]

Even if I don't participate here... This is being the best caption ever.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Interviewer: Fernando, how do you respond to claims that both you and Lewis were responsible for the theft of Ferrai's data?
Alonso: Er ...
Hamilton: You told me that was candy!

I'll decide which one is my final entry later.

 

[Alfaholic]

Round Eighteen

Right: I've changed my mind. Here's my new caption:

Alonso: "This is Hamilton: (starts talking in baby voice) Waaaah he beat me again! No fair! He won't let me see his setups!! Waaaaaah I want my mummy boo hoo"

Hamilton: "You're not funny."

 

[Kylehnat]

Alonso: "...they were using the Ferrari data, so I ratted them all out."
Peter Windsor: "You do realize that you drive for McLaren."
Alonso: "Uh oh."

 

[kikie]

Alonso: I'm a gorilla...
Hamilton: And I'm a chimpansee

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 17 Result

1. Alfaholic - 10
2. Roo - 8
3. Touring Mars - 6
4. Do you race? - 5
5. Bee - 4
6. GV - 3
7. Blake - 2
8. Only_in_f1 - 1

Congrats to Alfaholic on a resounding victory 👍 Please select a new picture and send it to me via PM for Round 19


Round 18 Vote

LH: I'm sorry Fernando, you know about the whole Hungary thing. I love you man... And when I say I love you, I really mean I love you.
FA: Awkward.

LH: "You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride ****in' with you! You gotta fight through that ****!"
FA: "No, that's the champagne from the podium..."

LW: OMG, there is a big spider on your head
FA: Where?
LW: Oh, thats just your hair

Interviewer - "So Fernando, is it true you slept with Lewis's Mother?"

Peter Windsor: Fernando, what do you have to say to the reports that you were seen entering a hotel room with Sara Ojjeh and Jodia Ma last night after qualifying?

(pause)

Fernando Alonso:

LH to FA - "What do you mean your un-insured?"

LH: Do you smell egg salad?

LH:Why are doing this to me Alonso?
FA:Sorry must be the beans from yesterday.

Lewis was not impressed by Fernando's Blakey impression.

FA: Not only am I faster than Lewis, I also have a squarer chin than Coulthard! See?

*FA thinking to himself*: "Damn, if I find out who glued my lips together I'm gonna staple an American flag to their butt and mail them to Iran."

LH: "I placed a curse on you, if you try to tell a lie hornets will fly from your mouth"

Interviewer: Fernando, how do you respond to reports on your Uncyclopedia page that you are Josh Groban's cousin?
Hamilton: You're Josh Groban's cousin? You never told me that that! Now I can say I know somebody related to a famous person!

LH : "Go on Fernando, do that Kryten impersonation again!"
FA : "Smuuuuurrrrr - Heeeeeeeeee!

LH"fernando, say anything and ill tell ron about you and maria"
FA"ehuuhh *fart*"

During the mandatory ego weigh-in, the possibility exists that Lewis Hamilton may be disqualified for being too light.

Monty Python's The Life of McLaren

Ron Dennis: So, your fwiend is at Fewwari?? Who is he?
Lewis Hamilton: He was once Race and Test Technical Manager, sir...
Ron Dennis: Weally? What was his name?
Lewis Hamilton: 'Naughtius Maximus'...
[Pedro de la Rosa chuckles]
Ron Dennis: Coughlan, do you know anyone of that name in the Fewwari gawage?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir.
Ron Dennis: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Mike Coughlan: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
[Pedro de la Rosa laughs]
Ron Dennis: What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'??
Mike Coughlan: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Ron Dennis: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Mawanello called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: SILENCE!! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself back in Fowmula Thwee vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Lewis Hamilton: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Lewis Hamilton: Aaargghhh!!!
Ron Dennis: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Pedro de la Rosa: BWAHAHAHA!
Ron Dennis: Wight! Take him away Coughlan!
Lewis Hamilton: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Ron Dennis: No, no. I want him fighting those wabid, wild GP2 animals within a week!
Mike Coughlan: Yes, sir.
[Pedro is dragged away as he continues laughing hysterically]
Ron Dennis: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common dwivewy!.. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus.... Dickus?

Interviewer : Fernando, is it true you said Vijay Mallya is a slightly thinner version of Lewis?

Fernando - Oh cr*p what the hell did Kimi put in my pasta?
Lewis - Strewth! Come have a look at this! This is a rare sight. A fernandolotimus. These creatures of the wild usually only come out at night. It's alright, I'm not gunna hurt you old fella. Lets watch as a champion F1 driver uses his mating call to attract the females...... Isn't he gorgeous? Crikey! ok better let him go now, he's getting a little anxious to get away. Bye little fella

Interviewer: So Fernando, what with team morale collapsing around you, you hating your job, Ron hating your guts, the Paris hearing looming large where there's a chance the team will be banned for two years... did Lewis really, really use the F-word on the radio?

LH: Uh-oh, Fernando is one of those Spanish villagers out of Resident Evil 4, and a parasite is going to come out of his head!.....Oh wait he's just burping.

Alonso: "This is Hamilton: (starts talking in baby voice) Waaaah he beat me again! No fair! He won't let me see his setups!! Waaaaaah I want my mummy boo hoo"

Hamilton: "You're not funny."

Alonso: "...they were using the Ferrari data, so I ratted them all out."
Peter Windsor: "You do realize that you drive for McLaren."
Alonso: "Uh oh."

Alonso: I'm a gorilla...
Hamilton: And I'm a chimpansee

 

[Jay.]

Interviewer - "So Fernando, is it true you slept with Lewis's Mother?"

LMFAO!

The expression on Hamiltons face says it all. That's the winner for me. 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Can you also select a 2nd place please? (you get two votes...)

 

[Blake]

Jackington
Specialized

 

[Lee]

1. mipuumal
2. TheCracker

Some top entries this round. 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

1) TheCracker
2) kylehnat

 

[mipuumal]

1. Kylehnat
2. TheCracker

 

[Venari]

1. The Cracker
2. Kylenhat

I sense a runaway victory.

 

[livemusic]

1 - TheCracker

2 - Danoff

 

[TheCracker]

1. Spec
2. daan

 

[Alfaholic]

Round 18 vote:

1) TheCracker
2) Kylehnat

Both capture the expressions with class!

Special mention to DRIFT4EVA for this hilarious line:

"Fernando - Oh cr*p what the hell did Kimi put in my pasta?"

And thanks for all the votes for round 17 👍

 

[zoxxy]

1. Da Krakka
2. Jacko

 

[Metar]

1 - Venari

2 - TheCracker/Fitz.

 

[Jay.]

Now I've finally regained my composure...

1st - The Cracker - Well done mate! 👍
2nd - Klyehnat