F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Keep the votes coming for Round 18 guys 👍

Round 19
Picture selected by Alfaholic

 

[Appie]

1. Blake
2. Roo

 

[TheCracker]

My Pokemans....

....let me show you them​

 

[Metar]

Ecclestone: "It has pleased Almighty God to take from this world the soul of our sport's integrity, here departed. We now commit this championship to the grave; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Amen."

Mosley: "Amen."

 

[daan]

The Cracker
Smallhorses

 

[Appie]

Mosley: If we change that line in that e-mail, we surely can sue Mclaren for there money and then we could go to that vacation you promised me.

Ecclestone: But it's too expensive!!

 

[mipuumal]

Max Mosley: "Ok guys, now that we've barricaded the only door in to and out of here, let me show you why I called this meeting."

Guy 1: "Oh My GOD!, is that what I think it is?"
Guy 2: "Wow, look at those curves, I'd like to get a piece of that."
Guy 3: "Hey can you guys make out what kind of rubbers he is using?"
Guy 4: "Is this legal? I don't know if I want to see any more, I couldn't look my wife in the eyes after seeing this."

Jean Todt: "Oh yeah, this has made me completely forget all about McLaren... Just tell me where you got this advance copy of Gran Turismo 5?"

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[TheCracker]

@ Chris 👍

 

[Metar]

Perfect 👍

 

[Venari]

In poor taste, but:

Bernie: Dave Richards wants to know where we all were last week. Max, get in touch with Ferrari's lawyers - discreetly, Max, discreetly.

 

[peterjford]

Round 18 Vote
1. TheCracker
2. mipuumal

 

[Alfaholic]

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ Metar and Touring Mars!! 👍👍👍

 

[Only_in_f1]

TheCracker
Specialized

 

[Kylehnat]

Before even entering the room, the FIA is already faced with a difficult decision. After eight contentious hours of deliberation (above), they decide that a $100 million fine will be levied against the company who designed it. Max Moseley explained that "even though the door-handle is on the opposite side, the right-hand door has clearly used blueprints from the left-hand door. Our decision is final."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

FINAL ENTRY

Bernie Ecclestone: You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around ...
All: ... That's what it's all about!

 

[Alfaholic]

My final entry....

The McLaren representatives debate their options after hearing Max say "If you guys want to cheat, there's the door".
1st guy: "Could anyone tell which of these doors he was pointing at?"
2nd guy: "Not me. My view was blocked by Alonso's ego."
3rd guy: "Well, it would be the same door the Ferrari guys use. Did anyone see which way they went?"
4th guy: "Not me, they seem to have got their speed back. Do any of you know what's behind the cheaters door anyway? Do they give cheating lessons?"
5th guy: "I hope so, we need them. These amateur hour efforts are way too expensive."

 

[Blake]

Nice.

 

[Lee]

The gang are playing Top Trumps..

Bernie: Tool Rating, 92
Max: 97!
Bernie: Who do you have?! I got Schumacher for crying out loud!
Max: I got you Bernie..

 

[Blake]

Ron: Wow Max, is that an iPhone?​

 

[TVRKing]

"Right, so that's 1 Chicken Tikka Masala, 1 Chicken Curry, 2 Chicken Vindaloos, and a hope in hell of getting away with what we've done. Hmm, don't think they have one of those, so We'll have to have a Tandoori Chicken instead."
















Yeah, I know it's weak

 

[Alfaholic]

The gang are playing Top Trumps..

Bernie: Tool Rating, 92
Max: 97!
Bernie: Who do you have?! I got Schumacher for crying out loud!
Max: I got you Bernie..

I can see this is going to be another tough week to vote for..

 

[Venari]

The gang are playing Top Trumps..

Bernie: Tool Rating, 92
Max: 97!
Bernie: Who do you have?! I got Schumacher for crying out loud!
Max: I got you Bernie..

This one could run and run.

Max: I got you Bernie... okay, my turn. Talent: 87.
Bernie: You got me there. I have a zero.
Max: *laughs* Must be a right donkey, but who?
Bernie: It's you, Max.

 

[Danoff]

Bernie: “Dark Lord of the underwold fill our souls with your potency so that we may enact your bidding.”
Group: *whispering* “Natas. Natas”
Bernie: “Our minds are open. Our hearts are open. Fill us with your hatred oh lord so that we may be at one with your greatness.”
Group: *chanting* “Natas. Natas. Natas.”
Bernie: “Speak to us evil ruler! We wish to offer a sacrifice. Who’s still beating heart shall we consume in they name? Guide us to your will!”
Group: *yelling* “Natas! Natas! Natas!”
Bernie: “It’s working! I can feel his presence. YEESS! HE IS HERE!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!”
Satan: “MAAAACCCCLLLAAAAAAWWWWREEEENNNNNN!!!!”
Group: *screaming* “NATAS!!! NATAS!!!! NATAS!!!!!”

 

[livemusic]

@ Danoff.

 

[Sureboss]

"Quick everyone gather round, Bernie is doing a striptease again!"

 

[Alfaholic]

This one could run and run.

Max: I got you Bernie... okay, my turn. Talent: 87.
Bernie: You got me there. I have a zero.
Max: *laughs* Must be a right donkey, but who?
Bernie: It's you, Max.

Max: My go again then. Coefficient of drag, 0.65.
Bernie Hah! gotcha! 0.15!
Max: 0.15? I had Ferrari! Who in F1 has a slipperier profile than them?
Bernie: Niki Lauda!


I'll get my coat......



p.s. please don't use that as my caption...

 

[Solid Lifters]

"Lousy F1 budget! They can afford to give us all these chairs, but only one little coffee table to gather around!"

 

[Only_in_f1]

McLaren representative #1: What you got there?
McLaren representative #2: 780 page Document on Spyker.

 

[Serge.D]

I give you 2 silver Pikachu's for your golden Pikachu.