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Ironic Songs To Be Playing Over The Tannoy #14
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Interviewer: Err... Fernando? WTF?
Fernando: Since the big fine, Ron's activated the performance-related-honies clause in our contracts instead of paying us. I score no points today... Heh, I get the no-point-honey.
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Ironic Songs To Be Playing Over The Tannoy #14
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Blond woman: "Why am I always in the background of these photos?!?! When's my time to shine Fernando, when's my time to shine?!?"
Fernando: "She's the real reason why I want to leave McLaren, crazy broad..."
The McLaren medic behind chose the rear entrance for Alonso's temperature check.
"She hit me!"
Alonso thinking about when Hamilton wins the title
"Mark did what in his helmet?!?"
"The English team-girlfriends are not as attractive as Renault's and they gave the younger one to Lewis. Of course I am disappointed here."
And now Margaret Thatcher interviews Fernando Alonso... naked.
Police Officer: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, wot's all this then? You're nicked mate!
The breathalyser here clearly shows you've been guzzling too much free Johnny Walker before the race!"
FA *Ashamed* "Actually we ran out of Johnny Walker, so I drank the BOSS aftershave too. " *Sob*
Alonso: As the soon-to-be-purple area of my jaw will attest, I did not let Hamilton win!
Ironic Songs To Be Playing Over The Tannoy #14
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Alonso: Get out of my way, I can’t hold on any longer!
FA - "Please, make this woman release her vulcan death grip"
Interviewer: Err... Fernando? WTF?
Fernando: Since the big fine, Ron's activated the performance-related-honies clause in our contracts instead of paying us. I score no points today... Heh, I get the no-point-honey.
Alonso: "GAAAAAAH!!!! Halt! Who goes there? Friend or enema?"
Reporter:Fernando, your 12 points behind your team mate, your title hopes look all but over, but do you like how my nipples stand up in the rain?
"Haha, that's a good one Tonio, yes you will be third best driver next year after Ralf leaves"