F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Alfaholic]

Round 21 vote:

1) Famine
2) Specialized

Who's the guy in the gold jacket in the round 22 picture - the guy people are calling Dan?

 

[TheCracker]

Looks a bit like that kid from American Pie to me.

 

[Alfaholic]

OK here's my entry:

FINAL ROUND
Pic selected by Roo

Guy in gold jacket realises that the string he looped around his neck this morning was attached to his daughter's training bra and not to his sunglasses as expected...

 

[livemusic]

"Of course you weren't winning the race Liuzzi, I was just messing with you on the radio."

"**** off..."

 

[Touring Mars]

That fits the picture so well... it reminds me of the year that the Grand National (the UK's biggest horse race) was stopped because of protesters on parts of the track, but most of the jockeys didn't notice and completed the whole race... the 'winner' was ecstatic, but his glory was short-lived as he was pulled to one side and told that the race had been stopped and that his most famous victory ever was declared void... the poor guy was totally gutted - and it was all live on TV!

 

[Alex.]

they mean danachorism

 

[Alex.]

ignore

 

[Lee]

Liuzzi: I'll be at McLaren next season..

 

[Sureboss]

Liuzzi: I'm not listening to you, you three legged freak!

 

[Alex.]

Lousy, but I'll live

 

[peterjford]

Here we see Dan, very happy that he has found the 1,000,000 point bonus in the 3rd Annual Liuzzite Scavanger Hunt.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I'm kind of regretting the fact that I made the Dan jokes ... I thought it was original at the time. Since I started the trend, full credit should go to me if a Dan-themed caption wins.

 

[Smallhorses]

Liuzzi .....and so Yamamoto says "Hai! The Spyker-Ferrari's will be serious contenders in Brazil!" Funny, no?

 

[Pupik]

Kongrajilashoons Vitantonio, yoo git tah mejt je Goldfaja!

 

[Alfaholic]

I'm kind of regretting the fact that I made the Dan jokes ... I thought it was original at the time. Since I started the trend, full credit should go to me if a Dan-themed caption wins.

You mean that guy in the picture's name isn't Dan?

 

[peterjford]

You mean that guy in the picture's name isn't Dan?

Dan = Liuzzite

 

[Alfaholic]

Dan = Liuzzite

D'oh! Time to update my caption...

 

[Roo]

Liuzzi: "So there was this Englishman, a Spaniard and a Finnish guy, yeah..."

 

[Kylehnat]

While Stephen Colbert's search for a new black friend has stalled, Stephen's father has found him the perfect Italian friend.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 21 Result

1. daan - 10
2. Roo - 8
3= Famine, Specialized - 6
5= Danoff, Bee - 4
7. Touring Mars - 1

Congratulations to daan! Unfortunately the competition is coming to an end for this year, but daan will be given first choice for a photo for next season.

Final Round Vote
TODAY ONLY - 24 hours to vote!!!!

"Haha, that's a good one Tonio, yes you will be third best driver next year after Ralf leaves"

We all thought Dan was lying when he said he'd met Liuzzi, until he showed us this picture ...

In the background: Ron Dennis circa 1980'ish has gone Back to the Future to save his future bastard son, Vitantonio Liuzzi, from the neon claws of the horrible 3 legged, 4 eyed monster that has enslaved him.

Ron Dennis: "hmm, this is going to be trickier than I thought, the creature has a futuristic gillette shawer looking thing around his neck, I better go recruit some Liuzzites."

Liuzzi: "I have to go with this guy? Oh well, beats beating."

Liuzzi - Leave me alone and stop stalking me, Danny. You know all about the restraining order.

"Yeah yeah laugh it up. I still don't think your Buddy Holly impression is that good though."

Guy in gold jacket realises that the string he looped around his neck this morning was attached to his daughter's training bra and not to his sunglasses as expected...

"Of course you weren't winning the race Liuzzi, I was just messing with you on the radio."

"**** off..."

Liuzzi: I'll be at McLaren next season..

Liuzzi: I'm not listening to you, you three legged freak!

Here we see Dan, very happy that he has found the 1,000,000 point bonus in the 3rd Annual Liuzzite Scavanger Hunt.

Liuzzi .....and so Yamamoto says "Hai! The Spyker-Ferrari's will be serious contenders in Brazil!" Funny, no?

Kongrajilashoons Vitantonio, yoo git tah mejt je Goldfaja!

Liuzzi: "So there was this Englishman, a Spaniard and a Finnish guy, yeah..."

While Stephen Colbert's search for a new black friend has stalled, Stephen's father has found him the perfect Italian friend.

​

 

[mipuumal]

1. Pupik
2. Roo

Thanks for a funny season everybody.

 

[Alex.]

Alfaholic
Bee

 

[Queen Bee]

Do You Race?
Bee.

 

[Alex.]

Thanks for running such a great competition TM, it has brought out the humor in all of us

 

[livemusic]

Roo

TheCracker

 

[Blake]

FatAssBR
Alex.

Oh, does anyone know who the guy in the background is? Looks a little like Newey to me, but it’s so difficult to tell with that blur…

 

[mipuumal]

Oh, does anyone know who the guy in the background is? Looks a little like Newey to me, but it’s so difficult to tell with that blur…

Are you questioning my entry?

 

[Pupik]

1. TVRKing
2. Alex.

I suppose it's time to tell you all that I shared with Touring Mars all my ideas.

If he doesn't return my book of 1001 Racing Driver Captions, I'm PM-ing the moderator staff on him.

 

[Touring Mars]

I refute the allegations completely!!!

 

[TheCracker]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

It's PUPIKGATE!

As Touring Mars looks set to win his own contest, scandalous new evidence has emerged that he has been secretly using captions, puns and other assorted humourisms obtained by skullduggery of a most heinous nature from the abode of Pupik, his closest Caption Competition rival!!


Pupik's room...


Mars (with cunning moustache disguise) outside Pupik's room


The tome of Pupik humour...


Checking that the coast is clear...


Mars seizes the book!


..and vanishes like a thief in the night! ​

A formal investigation is now under way and if the pictures are found to be genuine, Touring Mars may be stripped of his points!!