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Gutierrez, whispering to himself: "He's ok, but he's got a weird look. Please don't tell me he's got another amnesia".

Alonso: "Sorry Jarno, I was pushing before my stop for fuel and you know... those grooved tires are a nightmare under braking. Plus, I had to stay into the slipstream until the very last second to make a move. Flavio keeps on giving me that F3000 engine!"
 
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Gutierrez, whispering to himself: "He's ok, but he's got a weird look. Please don't tell me he's got another amnesia".

Alonso: "Sorry Jarno, I was pushing before my stop for fuel and you know... those grooved tires are a nightmare under braking. Plus, I had to stay into the slipstream until the very last second to make a move. Flavio keeps on giving me that F3000 engine!"
 
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Fernando reflects on taking the pre-race instruction "get up above the Ferrari-powered cars" a little too literally...
 
Esteban: How many fingers am I holding up champ?
Alonso: Thursday.
 
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Esteban looks on in no small confusion as a somewhat dazed-and-confused Fernando takes a sip of his drink.
 
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Esteban looks on in no small confusion as a somewhat dazed-and-confused Fernando takes a sip of his drink.
 
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Alonso: You know Esteban, when I said having Haas on the grid should help "lift up" the competition, that's not quite what I meant...............
 
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Alonso: You know Esteban, when I said having Haas on the grid should help "lift up" the competition, that's not quite what I meant...............
 
Congratulations to Jimlaad43 for winning Round Seventeen of the competition :cheers: With 2 rounds to go, it is very tight at the top for the Chase victory. This round had the most ever entries, and saw the biggest number of votes (21) for the winner, who also won by the biggest margin ever (16 votes!), so congrats Jimlaad43 for a great entry!


Just read this from the 2010 Korean GP section, has this record been broken since?
 
Congratulations to Jimlaad43 for winning Round Seventeen of the competition :cheers: With 2 rounds to go, it is very tight at the top for the Chase victory. This round had the most ever entries, and saw the biggest number of votes (21) for the winner, who also won by the biggest margin ever (16 votes!), so congrats Jimlaad43 for a great entry!


Just read this from the 2010 Korean GP section, has this record been broken since?
 

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Having successfully executed a backwards double barrel roll at the expense of a rival, Alonso turns to the judges for his score in this year's Reckless Latino Driver contest.
 

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Having successfully executed a backwards double barrel roll at the expense of a rival, Alonso turns to the judges for his score in this year's Reckless Latino Driver contest.
 
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You know that feeling you get when your life flashes before your eyes, Esteban?

Uh, no.

Neither do I. All I could see was gravel.
 
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I just had a crash and woke up from a coma. It was horrible. I was still at Mclaren Honda, out of the points and had a horrible crash. And to top it all off, there was a stupid qualifying system I never want to see again.
 
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I just had a crash and woke up from a coma. It was horrible. I was still at Mclaren Honda, out of the points and had a horrible crash. And to top it all off, there was a stupid qualifying system I never want to see again.
 
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Fernando: Is this what Bernie means by "Think and Drive"?

Esteban: I think you should buy a lottery ticket for your Mama right now!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
 
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Fernando: Is this what Bernie means by "Think and Drive"?

Esteban: I think you should buy a lottery ticket for your Mama right now!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
 
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Fernando: "Sorry Esteban, It's the Pit Radio ban. Ron Texted me the next engine mode."

Esteban: "But surely a simple Text would be quick and easy to read..."

Fernando : "You've obviously never had a Text in Ronspeak have you..."

...McLaren Driving Unit One, you are required to enter the following Internal Combustion Engine Code into your circular directional control apparatus...
 
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Fernando: "Sorry Esteban, It's the Pit Radio ban. Ron Texted me the next engine mode."

Esteban: "But surely a simple Text would be quick and easy to read..."

Fernando : "You've obviously never had a Text in Ronspeak have you..."

...McLaren Driving Unit One, you are required to enter the following Internal Combustion Engine Code into your circular directional control apparatus...
 
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