Fail!!!

[Omnis]

 

[Prosthetic]

Wut? You don't overclock your cheese? Whats wrong with you?

 

[TB]

Wut? You don't overclock your cheese? Whats wrong with you?

My turn.

Wut? It's a graph about thermal paste and its heat transfer properties, not overclocking.

 

[Flerbizky]

My turn.

Wut? It's a graph about thermal paste and its heat transfer properties, not overclocking.

FAIL for missing the irony ;-)

 

[TB]

I was just taking a survey about current and upcoming movies and this was one of the questions:

Keep in mind that it's in regards to a 5 year old, which was one of their earlier questions. Wow.

 

[Stevisiov]

What are you talking about

All 5 year old will LOVE Angels & Demons, infact 'Terminator: Salvation' is renowned for its child friendliness.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

What are you talking about

All 5 year old will LOVE Angels & Demons, infact 'Terminator: Salvation' is renowned for its child friendliness.

I think we have a parenting fail.

 

[TB]

What are you talking about

All 5 year old will LOVE Angels & Demons, infact 'Terminator: Salvation' is renowned for its child friendliness.

I'll be the first to admit that I've let my kids watch things that other parents would never let theirs watch at 3 years old - all the Star Wars' short of Episode III, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Princess Bride, etc. But even I know my kids' boundaries.

Besides. If I let them watch Terminator, what will that leave them to sneak into my DVD collection and watch when I'm not around*?!?

*Before anyone mentions it, I don't have any porn.

 

[Omnis]

I'll be the first to admit that I've let my kids watch things that other parents would never let theirs watch at 3 years old - all the Star Wars' short of Episode III, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Princess Bride, etc. But even I know my kids' boundaries.

Besides. If I let them watch Terminator, what will that leave them to sneak into my DVD collection and watch when I'm not around*?!?

*Before anyone mentions it, I don't have any porn.

Does anyone actually have hard copies of porn anymore?

 

[Famine]

Heh huh heh heh heh huh... "hard"... heh heh huh heh heh.

 

[Sureboss]

If it's soft, it's probably not very good porn.

 

[Omnis]

That didn't take very long.

 

[tfujiwara]

 

[Sureboss]

That didn't take very long.

Work at it harder then.

 

[mafia_boy]

And the winner is......Iron Chef Fail.



Note: They are talking about peas.

 

[-Fred-]

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

Cliff notes: Guy's bike runs poorly, stops at a gas station and buys two NOS energy drinks thinking they're octane booster, puts them in the gas tank and now wonders why his bike runs even more poorly.

Might contain language, haven't checked all the way yet.

 

[Bram Turismo]

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

Cliff notes: Guy's bike runs poorly, stops at a gas station and buys two NOS energy drinks thinking they're octane booster, puts them in the gas tank and now wonders why his bike runs even more poorly.

Might contain language, haven't checked all the way yet.

The expression on the saleman's face must've been priceless when he saw what the guy was pouring down his bike

 

[wfooshee]

Posted a link to that on the Motorcycles section last night. That thread is almost up to 900 posts, and it started Wednesday!

 

[TigJackson]

Posted a link to that on the Motorcycles section last night. That thread is almost up to 900 posts, and it started Wednesday!

I get the impression that the guy's just got to be pulling everyone's leg with this joke.

 

[FoolKiller]

From here

 

[Aldo]

I get the impression that the guy's just got to be pulling everyone's leg with this joke.

He is
The thread has 6 replies...
See

Oh and that "Ferrari" is rediculous

 

[Jedi2016]

First thing that popped into my head was putting a LOLWUT tag on that first pic...

 

[wfooshee]

He is
The thread has 6 replies...
See

"That thread" meant the 900+ post gixxer thread I linked to, not my 6-post thread in Motorcycles.

(Unless your own post was a joke I just missed. . . . Did I fail, or did you?)

 

[Aldo]

Ooooooooooooh
Yep you win
I fail

 

[TofuStoreDrift]

Not quite fail pics but, I believe these videos belong here.



This one has multiple fails.



I'm a Mustang fan but some owners baffle me.

 

[Northstar]

I have the transcript for the first video.

Jim: Hey you wanna take my Mustang for a ride
Bob: Sure but I've never driven anything this powerful before
Jim: Don't worry you'll do fine
Bob: Hey Jim, the car was insured right?


Second one was also funny and probably had similar context before it happened.

 

[McLaren]

Not quite fail pics but, I believe these videos belong here.



This one has multiple fails.



I'm a Mustang fan but some owners baffle me.

Jesus Christ, if you know you can't control a car starting to fish-tail from all the power, the solution isn't "FLOOR IT EV3N MOAR!"

 

[Duke]

Jesus Christ, if you know you can't control a car starting to fish-tail from all the power, the solution isn't "FLOOR IT EV3N MOAR!"

However, in the first case, suddenly lifting was the wrong move, too...

This is why we don't drive like richardheads on public roads, people.

 

[Omnis]

I hope the driver that got hit was okay.

 

[wfooshee]

I'm wondering if the first one was trying to start donuts, but sort of failed to stop first.

The second one was hugely amusing. Now that's what NOS energy drink is for: lifting your broken 'stang onto the trailer!