Fail!!!
- Thread starter BLITZ_69
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- 29,158
- Glasgow
- GTP_Mars
This, however, is a whole Santa's sack-full of FAIL...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm
Touted as a winter wonderland, it has already attracted hundreds of complaints, requests for refunds and demands for immediate closure - and it only opened on Friday
Here's a little taste of the magic of Christmas, Dorset-stylee...
Baby Jesus wept... the nativity scene
The Christmas Market - it costs extra to get in though... (really, it does!)
Park your car, guvnor? Would you hand over your keys to the elf...?
It's behind you!
Is it real? No expense spared on the animatronic reindeer
Walking in a winter wonderland... all for just £25 a head
- 2,903
- Kyoto
- GTP_L_Hamilton
wow. pitiful.
- 23,905
- It/It
- GTP_TheCracker
I love the quote from the organiser:
Yeah, we all love to do that don't we
Yeah, we all love to do that don't we
- 29,158
- Glasgow
- GTP_Mars
You have to admire the audacity of a man who can say that when the photos pretty much speak for themselves... that stuffed polar bear in the trees is just classic. I haven't laughed as much as that since I left the nitrous oxide cylinder on...
- 2,903
- Kyoto
- GTP_L_Hamilton
is it real? No expense spared on the animatronic reindeer
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Wouldn't you think this is a safety hazard seeing that the branches are a little close to the outlet?
wrcsti
(Banned)
- 1,181
- elmataplata
If it is they will blame it on television and video games.
Felt it suited the site, did the best I could with the images I had (it was in Japanese oringinally)
From,
Chris.
I think GT3 license fail is better.
. I didn't realize there was a standard.
- 29,158
- Glasgow
- GTP_Mars
I would like to say that I don't find this "funny" (much) since people have died, but this is FAIL on a level so far beyond epic they haven't invented a word for it yet... 1) Hijack a supertanker containing £100m dollars worth of oil and hold 25 people hostage for 2 months 2) Demand £3m in ransom money 3) Take delivery of said money and release the supertanker 4) Attempt to return to shore with share of money in a little boat 5) Capsize and drown... FAIL complete 
Article...
Article...
- 1,748
I heard that on the news last night and it made me chuckle. What comes around goes around...
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- Frankfort, KY
- GTP_FoolKiller
- FoolKiller1979
The pirates' plan:
Perhaps they should have figured out step 4.
- Hold an oil tanker ransom.
- Get ransom money.
- Leave tanker in tiny boat.
- ???
- Get Rich
Perhaps they should have figured out step 4.
- 5,767
- Anoka, MN
Oh you ruined the joke, it's supposed to go:
- Hold an oil tanker ransom.
- Get ransom money.
- Leave tanker in tiny boat.
- ???
- Profit
- 24,553
- Frankfort, KY
- GTP_FoolKiller
- FoolKiller1979
DOH!!!! I knew I screwed it up.
- 5,767
- Anoka, MN
You would not make a very good Underpants Gnome!
- 24,553
- Frankfort, KY
- GTP_FoolKiller
- FoolKiller1979
Apparently, neither would the pirates.You would not make a very good Underpants Gnome!
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- 5,767
- Anoka, MN
I can see where they were going...one for the adults, and one for the kids!
- 3,534
- London
You would not make a very good Underpants Gnome!
lol I love that episode
Phase 1. Collect underpants
Phase 2.???
Phase 3. Profit
