Family lost in corn maze

[rocko100]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4487575...d-family-lost-corn-maze-calls-help/?GT1=43001

 

[popcorn]

That's hilarious

 

[Crumpet]

Oh no

 

[Hollow]

A-maze-ing

 

[Sharky.]

You mean they got lost in a corn maize.

*rimshot*

 

[Daniel]

It's an amazing maze in maize!

 

[rocko100]

Corn mazes are actually very common In
The US, and this was a tiny one, I did a 14
acre one a week ago, and this one is 7 acres

 

[PHCharls]

Thats really amazing.

 

[dhandeh]

I thought that if you stay right at all times, you are guaranteed to get out?

 

[W3H5]

It's a corn field right? Why couldn't the father just break down the crops to find a path out rather than calling the police and wasting their time?

 

[Touring Mars]

Some corny jokes in here...

 

[Stavelot]

Dispatcher: "Just relax. Calm down. Your husband is with you right?"

Woman: "Yes, but my baby?"

Why is she questioning about her baby?

 

[W3H5]

I had a feeling all these jokes would crop up.

 

[Famine]

First person to make a rape joke will be lucky to barley escape with their lives...

 

[W3H5]

C'mon Famine, they're only trying to get a rice out of each other!

It's all run of the mill stuff really.

EDIT:

 

[Ibonibo]

a-maze-ing

+1

Where's the problem, burn the maze down?!

 

[Stavelot]

Shem = win post

 

[Mrs. Famine]

First person to make a rape joke will be lucky to barley escape with their lives...

That's the final straw.

 

[Stavelot]

Famine won't be sharing the hay with the wife tonight! (in Britannia)

 

[dhandeh]

They should have just ploughed on, why go to the news they are just farming the attention now. They should be put out to pastures new, they need to know the grass isn't greener.

Edit . I think this story is a bit flakey, its been cobbled together.

 

[W3H5]

^That's just fielding your own opinion.

 

[AOS-]

I thought that if you stay right at all times, you are guaranteed to get out?

Yup, but people seem to forget this.. must have been the corn.

 

[W3H5]

Yup, but people seem to forget this.. must have been the corn.

They could have been first timers, not cereal maze users.

 

[Crispy]

This thread is incredible. To many Corny jokes in here.



...I'll grab my coat.

 

[W3H5]

To many Corny jokes in here.

I'm sorry, is our humour graining on you?

OK. I'll leave it there.

 

[Touring Mars]

Wheat were they thinking? It's so easy to come a cropper in a maize that size...

 

[GTsail]

Since the maze was located near Salem, I'm not surprised that they had trouble deciding witch way to go.

GTsail

 

[TB]

Woman: "Yes, but my baby?"

Why is she questioning about her baby?

DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY GROW UP?!?

 

[Mrs. Famine]

Wheat were they thinking? It's so easy to come a cropper in a maize that size...

Ear, don't be so quick to judge. I'm sure they were ploughing on just fine!

 

[Robin]

They could have just parted the corn, what a load of cobblers.