So in practice I was running laps about half a second faster than what I believed everyone else was capable of. I was really excited.
Qualifying. Can't see 🤬. No one really does an amazing lap, myself included. Dump a tire in the sand on my last flier and kill any hope of qualifying front row. Joy.
Pace lap. Goal is to get around slow noob
@Furinkazen and decently quick noob
@Panoz ASAP. Get a glorious start the likes of which has not been seen since mine and Alabaman noob
@cnd01's V8 fun at A1-Ring. Clear both teammates before turn one. The Jaguar, being the understeery pile of horse:censored: it is, is slow as all get out around turn two and I get a run on rather fast noob
@TNR_KING_FILO heading towards the twisty bit. Outbrake him on the outside but don't clear him. End up side by side for the rest of the lap, but I let off before the final apex because lap 1 is way too early to be getting in a crash. Furi makes a very un-Furi move and passes me on the front stretch, he then makes a very Furi move in turn 2 and runs wide. I pass him but dip a wheel off braking for 3, go from 12 hours of Willow to Formula Drift at Willow faster than Furi can hit a pitwall. I somehow manage to keep it on the track.
Smack.
The demolition derby continues around the twisty bit as
@chrisjohnson93 tries to pass Furi and I try to pass both of them, because I quit thinking at that point. I hit Chris and get more damage, no idea if I gave him any.
So I pit and am in last overall, 40 seconds down after two laps. Joy.
Make up a tiny bit of time on
@jammy21 over the next couple laps, I think something might be salvageable from this race.
Nope.
I catch
@RACECAR going into the twisty bit. He puts a wheel in the sand and spins across. Nothing he or I can do. Damage again.
So I pit again and am last overall again. A lap down after five laps. Joy. Again.
I drive like a madman now because I figure I can get fast lap. Catch Finnish penguin noob
@Carbonox at the final corner. End up running straight up his bumper. I owe him a sandwich for that.
So I pit. Again. Not last overall this time so at least that's something positive. Two laps down. Joy.
17 minutes in. In 9th place. Forza Jules.
Spin a couple more times because I'm pushing way too hard. Hit #2 noob
@raceorama123432 and spin. Finally get around him to be ahead of the GT cars again. Still running wide all over the place. Eventually run way wide off turn 2, hit the marshal post, and say screw it.
I came back to cross the line at the end. Finished 17 laps. Fitting tribute.