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Craig rocks!
That, my friend, is australia. You, my friend, are in california. So unless you take the midnight flight once a week that couldn't possibly be you.
But you know what? That gives me a great Idea about what I can do when I'm bored.
Would you like to meet up sometime when you are bored? I will be wearing toilet paper and floss (need something to keep my pants up) so you can identify me. You can also bring a friend if you wish. Bring a carrot and a pair of shorts so I can identify you.
Where and at what time would said meeting be? I strongly suggest Death Valley at 12:00 July 15th. I hear it's lovely around that time.
I will be wearing a latex body suit complete with rubber ball gag and buttless chaps