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Whata...? I've heard slanderous accusations that she's been in-and-out with five guys in the play area; not to mention that little smash with Carl junior behind the shake shack. She runza out of town before anyone noticed.
Then again, I think Mayor McCheese is also behind all of this.
Not that anyone gets this letter, but at least once year, I hear someone openly debate whether they should "celebrate" Halloween or not. Typically, it's asked out loud as a personal question of faith rather than accusatory.
Why it's even mentioned aloud in a public place (like a supermarket or airport) is just head-shaking enough, but it's okay to gear up and go into debt for Sol Invictus.
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