Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Simple Matt]

He?

Surely it's not a she... I hope...
The jaw seems to masculine anyway.. Unless freakishly manly East European lady..

 

[Dooblewasur]

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[DG_Silva]

Surely it's not a she... I hope...
The jaw seems to masculine anyway.. Unless freakishly manly East European lady..

Well, she is German....

 

[Simple Matt]

Well, she is German....

So it is a she... *shudders and runs to cry in the corner*

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Would be more appropriate in the daily babe thread IMO.

 

[G.T.Ace]

It's a he, a German 'Schlager' singer called Heino. That record is from 1971.

 

[Pupik]

Hei...No, let's go.

 

[Mic_Col]

Here's another German singer . . .

 

[Dekropttiv]

Tokio Hotel's singer.

I forget his name. I used to think he was a girl for the longest though!

 

[W3H5]

^ I could totally pull off that look, but I'm not sure it would be appropriate in my line of work...

 

[RocZX]

 

[Omnis]

^ He looks kinda derpy too.

He's blind.

 

[Beerz]

GTFO

How's he blind? He's looking at the camera!

 

[Famine]

Same way blind longjumpers know where the pit and board are.

Though he isn't. He has bilateral exophthalmia (bulging eyes) from hyperthyroidism.

 

[Omnis]

I wanted a good excuse to use that gif. Though, he wears really dark sunglasses so he looks like the singing terminator. And blind.

 

[Beerz]

Same way blind longjumpers know where the pit and board are.

Though he isn't. He has bilateral exophthalmia (bulging eyes) from hyperthyroidism.

Exactly what I said, only with words.

 

[QQmore]

 

[Moglet]

Just saw this posted on Facebook by a friend of mine:

 

[Monatsende]

Heino is a German Schlager singer and also sings German folk songs. He is born in 1942. Spread rumours that he suffers albinism are not true. The disease he suffers is called Graves' disease (Morbus Basedow). Please google for further informations.

The younger Heino

The freaky Heino

The older Heino

 

[Doog]

 

[nealcropper]

Heino is a German Schlager singer and also sings German folk songs. He is born in 1942. Spread rumours that he suffers albinism are not true. The disease he suffers is called Graves' disease (Morbus Basedow). Please google for further informations.

The younger Heino

The freaky Heino

The older Heino

He looks better older.

 

[axletramp]

Just saw posted on Facebook by a friend of mine:

*Spanish food story*

I bet they weren't expecting that!

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms...

 

[DG_Silva]

My old man said follow the.....

 

[Beerz]

 

[Moglet]

I'd rather have a wardrobe full of (mens) clothes than all that Heineken. Horrible stuff.

 

[Schwartz]

Heineken closet

Sorry, have to add this moving picture as it is relevant...

 

[Solo]

 

[Antonisbob]

 

[mattythedog]

*Space bar*

That's brilliant!