Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Dennisch]

Not true. Although we do have high teenage pregnancy, they certainly don't drink.

 

[nealcropper]

So the '3 children' thing still stands?

'twas a joke.

Buzz killington, nice.

 

[Dennisch]

'twas a joke.

Buzz killington, nice.

Le Binge.

 

[nealcropper]

I never liked the phrase "binge drinker", because its such a far reaching expression.

If you go out with your mates once a month and get steamed, your a binge drinker. Or once a week, binge drinker.

It's just a label, and a way for the government to raise taxes on beer.

It's working.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[nealcropper]

Did you ever see that episode of Russell Howard's good news, were he went back in time to stop the birth of Justin Beiber?

I wish that was real.

 

[Liquid]

Not true. Although we do have high teenage pregnancy, they certainly don't drink.

Woah, woah, woah, Wales has the highest rate.

Don't be stealing one of our proudest traditions. And we do like the odd tipple when we decide to knock boots in the local park.

 

[Dennisch]

Liquid. Getting hammered and girls pregnant since the age of 3.

And proud of it.

 

[Liquid]

My username is 'Liquid' for a reason.

But srsly, it's a massive problem. Hooray for lazy gits who sponge off the state!

 

[Dennisch]

 

[nealcropper]

Woah, woah, woah, Wales has the highest rate.

Don't be stealing one of our proudest traditions. And we do like the odd tipple when we decide to knock boots in the local park.

I have seen welsh girls. In fact I have slept with 2. I needed a drink after. I had also had a shed full before. Neither of them got pregnant, to my knowledge.

Take from that, what you will.

 

[Liquid]

I have seen welsh girls. In fact I have slept with 2. I needed a drink after. I had also had a shed full before. Neither of them got pregnant, to my knowledge.

Take from that what you will.

The most crucial part of that post.

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Aaaand we're going off topic.

 

[G.T.Ace]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/27/SQmf4YGVX0iXEySjrdbSkw2.jpg (ramp)

Awesome.

 

[Liquid]

Guys, what colour is this Toyota Aygo in my car park?

 

[nealcropper]

Guys, what colour is this Toyota Aygo in my car park?

It's blue.

 

[GregTheStig]

That was probably an optional extra too (I have no evidence to back that up)

 

[carfanatic45]

I thought the license plate was what was supposed to be funny about the photo. It said UFO 4 Zoo. But.....

 

[Liquid]

I thought the license plate was what was supposed to be funny about the photo. It said UFO 4 Zoo. But.....

Haha, no, it's UF 04 ZOO. Modern UK plates are xxXX xxx

Check the trim level of the car.

 

[nick09]

Bought My Grandma A Mobile Phone A Couple Of Days Ago...Found This Today:

 

[Liquid]

I like those phone attachments.

They're ergonomically better for talking with.

 

[Barra333]

Fixed

 

[prisonermonkeys]

 

[carfanatic45]

Haha, no, it's UF 04 ZOO. Modern UK plates are xxXX xxx

Check the trim level of the car.

Ok, I see now. LOL!!

 

[AOS-]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/LookAtMyHorse-61214.jpg

I can't believe people still remember this

 

[Encyclopedia]

 

[carfanatic45]

I'd like to see that medical report, then the obituary. LOL!!

 

[RACECAR]

That'll end well.

 

[Barra333]

Forgive me if this doesn't show... first time on the ImageShack app

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

-> Just got back from the Anime Thread and this came up on FB:

^ Off to LA now!

 

[DK]

Bought My Grandma A Mobile Phone A Couple Of Days Ago...Found This Today:

It's like Overly Attached Girlfriend has possessed SpongeBob.