Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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I was stuck in my school for 4hrs because my bus couldn't drive in the ice and snow. Then when it did come, I spent nearly 1 1/2hrs on the bus avoiding crashed cars and icy roads. My house is about 3 miles from my high school, I didn't get home till 7. Georgia isn't prepared for snow.

If you were 3 miles away, you could have walked that distance pretty easily and would have got home far earlier.
 
Not a funny pic, but some clarification....

The things about Atlanta (and Birmingham, for that matter) being crippled by an inch of snow are not taking into account that it wasn't a snow problem, it was an ice problem. Nobody expected what happened, which is that the snow melted immediately on hitting the ground and refroze. The roads became thick sheets of ice, not slush. Besides which, we don't have snowplows and salt trucks down here.

People weren't told to stay home because nothing was expected more than a little snow. When the snow melted and refroze into ice sheets it was a sudden emergency, and EVERYBODY hit the highway at the same instant, and NOBODY could deal with icy (not snowy) roads.

So keep on with the jokes about how the South can't handle a little real winter, but keep in mind that we didn't get snowed on, we had an ice storm. Sleet, freezing rain, snow, and dew all combined to freeze the ground into solid sheets of ice good enough to play hockey on. NOBODY can drive on that, not even New Yorkers or Alaskans.

OK, I feel better now. Carry on with the funny. :)
 
NOBODY can drive on that, not even New Yorkers or Alaskans.

...except I just spent a day driving around an obstacle course on a frozen pond... so there. :P It can be done, you just need good tires (which you wouldn't have if you lived in Atlanta because... you live in Atlanta)
 
^^ Is that the 'Holy Grail' (wrong spelling I think) knight with Gandalf? Otherwise no funny is found.
 
^^ Is that the 'Holy Grail' (wrong spelling I think) knight with Gandalf? Otherwise no funny is found.
Indeed it is.

I think they both need a Snickers. They're not going anywhere for a while.
 
Not a funny pic, but some clarification....

The things about Atlanta (and Birmingham, for that matter) being crippled by an inch of snow are not taking into account that it wasn't a snow problem, it was an ice problem. Nobody expected what happened, which is that the snow melted immediately on hitting the ground and refroze. The roads became thick sheets of ice, not slush. Besides which, we don't have snowplows and salt trucks down here.

People weren't told to stay home because nothing was expected more than a little snow. When the snow melted and refroze into ice sheets it was a sudden emergency, and EVERYBODY hit the highway at the same instant, and NOBODY could deal with icy (not snowy) roads.

So keep on with the jokes about how the South can't handle a little real winter, but keep in mind that we didn't get snowed on, we had an ice storm. Sleet, freezing rain, snow, and dew all combined to freeze the ground into solid sheets of ice good enough to play hockey on. NOBODY can drive on that, not even New Yorkers or Alaskans.

OK, I feel better now. Carry on with the funny. :)
While I certainly agree with your overall point, I will point out when I lived in northern Ohio we too got ice storms and we did drive in it. In fact, Cleveland gets ice mist that blows off Lake Erie all the time, and yes it does cause wrecks, but we go about our business during ice storms. BUT, we are prepared with salt, winter tires, etc. I'm not blaming the south for being unable to handle an ice/snow storm what so ever. But yes, ice storms happen all the time and people do drive in it.
 
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