Funny/Strange News Stories

[Obelisk]

Bible Belt Republicans aren't down with the butt sex, because that's a bit gay.

I just find this hilarious because butt sex has been a thing since ancient times. It was a very prominent part of a bunch of different cultures in the Spartan times for one thing.

But I'm not gonna touch on this topic any further because this is GTP

 

[TheCracker]

Bible Belt Republicans aren't down with the butt sex, because that's a bit gay.

Not openly.

 

[Danoff]

Cafe shut down after protesters enter, chanting, 'Starbucks coffee is anti-black!'

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/16/us/philadelphia-police-starbucks-arrest-protests/index.html

It's kinda true though, they're really more of a cream, sugar, whipped cream, nutmeg, specialty coffee shop. There's not nearly as much markup opportunity in straight black coffee.

 

[Shaun]

It's kinda true though, they're really more of a cream, sugar, whipped cream, nutmeg, specialty coffee shop. There's not nearly as much markup opportunity in straight black coffee.

Especially when said coffee is crap to begin with hence the need for all the additions.

 

[Lizard]

Not so much the story but that poor guy with that name.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-437...r&ns_mchannel=social&ns_linkname=news_central

 

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[Lizard]

I thought the funniest bit was when the BBC caught two cars crashing outside the court.

 

[Liquid]

Top Comment

"I believe Magellen already did this."

 

[TenEightyOne]

Top Comment

"I believe Magellen already did this."

Not really, they burnt coal in the ironsmith's forge and in the ship's ovens

 

[Robin]

Someone was charged £930.11 for a single Banana at ASDA

Call from the bank fraud team and everything!

 

[Obelisk]

Someone was charged £930.11 for a single Banana at ASDA

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Call from the bank fraud team and everything!

That banana doesn't seem very apeeling now.

 

[UKMikey]

That banana doesn't seem very apeeling now.

Somebody must have slipped up.

 

[Lizard]

Top Comment

"I believe Magellen already did this."

Although they are wrong. Magellen died getting caught up in some war in the Phillipines. Juan Sebastian Elcano holds the official title for guiding the expedition safely. Although Magellen's slave/servant/idk Magellen's will was quite favourable to him, Enrique, is likely the first as he was from Malacca who was transported to Europe and then joined the trip and thus completed the record when they reached the spice islands.

 

[Liquid]

Bananadrama

 

[TenEightyOne]

Bananadrama

Winner. ASDA got in first by thanking the customer for "keeping her eyes peeled", but frankly that was quite lame.

 

[TexRex]

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Someone's been eating their [Malted] Wheaties!

 

[TenEightyOne]

Guy runs for congress, what a clown.

 

[Northstar]

Guy runs for congress, what a clown.

I like how the Fox News guy tries to make it sound like the Democrats are desperate. He apparently forgot that Sarah Palin was once a Vice President nominee.

But I think that guy would be terrible in congress due to the fact he's open about the fact he's a clown.

 

[JKgo]

Guy runs for congress, what a clown.

....Well, he should feel right at home, then, once he's elected. There are a few of them fooling around there already...

 

[JKgo]

...Well, here's a little story about the world's unluckiest lucky guy. Courtesy of BBC.

Wait, should that be the luckiest unlucky guy, instead? Oh, and he's only 20 this year.

 

[TexRex]

Lex Luthor isn't looking so bad now.

 

[Imari]

...Well, here's a little story about the world's unluckiest lucky guy. Courtesy of BBC.

Wait, should that be the luckiest unlucky guy, instead? Oh, and he's only 20 this year.

I think we've found the reincarnation of Steve Irwin.

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Alligator casually strolls into hotel and tries to get a room.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/23/alligator-casually-strolls-hotel-tries-get-room-7490776/

Theres enough weird/funny stories that appear on metro.

 

[Famine]

Theres enough weird/funny stories that appear on metro.

Metro is the Daily Mail writes the Daily Star for Londoners for free.

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Metro is the Daily Mail writes the Daily Star for Londoners for free.

But i do like the stuff in it. Must say I don't mind the star. It isn't the s*n

 

[Liquid]

Metro is the Daily Mail writes the Daily Star for Londoners for free.

Any newspaper that was free on a Northern Rail Pacer train was definitely not to be trusted.

 

[Silver Arrows]

Some local police notes from Winnipeg:

 

[Touring Mars]

Wildlife Photography competition winner stripped of prize for using a stuffed anteater...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43912583

The winner continues to protest his innocence, despite the fact that there are no 'before' and 'after' shots available. His excuse is that he needed to use a long exposure time (30s) and that the animal walked out of shot before the end of the exposure - surely that would show up in the final image?

 

[TenEightyOne]

Wildlife Photography competition winner stripped of prize for using a stuffed anteater...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43912583

The winner continues to protest his innocence, despite the fact that there are no 'before' and 'after' shots available. His excuse is that he needed to use a long exposure time (30s) and that the animal walked out of shot before the end of the exposure - surely that would show up in the final image?

Taxidermy experts amongst others have identified the animal as a stuffed one from the same visitor park. "Even the tufts are the same", we're told. Geeeenius

 

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