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My niece likes to eat the fish eyes. She wouldn't be happy about that at all
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I mean...
...at least it wasn't a nose.
This was a point I brought up when the Trump balloon was flown, it's kinda nice to be vindicated
Blimp man gets better and better..
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...w-bikini-is-flown-at-parliament-a3925206.html
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...w-bikini-is-flown-at-parliament-a3925206.html
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The balloon is funny in its upright position, and probably funnier still in that position but inflated fully.Blimp man gets better and better..
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...w-bikini-is-flown-at-parliament-a3925206.html
The balloon is a clever satirism of a specific instance--the recall of the "beach body" ad--but I'm not sure it conveys the theme of the majority of that side's comments, as they're presented, regarding Khan as mayor.
Increased violence during his time as mayor; hairy man in yellow bikini.
Edit:
Damn!!!
Oh...
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Brexit means the right to keep Britain British for British People. That's an indisputable fact - even if we've built some of it in Germanyland.
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Looks like a reel-to-reel player where the tape's run wild.
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Google the Cerne Abbas Giant, we have something of a history in that regard
I’ve seen all this Nike protesting on Twitter but not seen anything on the news as to why... though this did make me chuckle
Oh this is why
Oh this is why
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I’ve seen all this Nike protesting on Twitter but not seen anything on the news as to why... though this did make me chuckle
Oh this is why
Sadly it's not true - but it's only a matter of time.
I hadn't realised it flew on the anniversary of Gawd Bless the Princess of Herts' death. Not news in itself but it does remind us that...
She lived her life like a Khan doll in the wind.
Not my joke, thank twitter
Not my joke, thank twitter
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Protesting over protesting...
America is great!
Edit:
Well that's just poor taste. Funny as all get out...but poor taste.I hadn't realised it flew on the anniversary of Gawd Bless the Princess of Herts' death. Not news in itself but it does remind us that...
She lived her life like a Khan doll in the wind.
Not my joke, thank twitter
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I could've sworn she was born in Norfolk...
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Italian man sues woman whose large cat landed on his head. Then the cat lost its last life.
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The poor thing died of cat-astrophic injuries.
Lucky the bloke wasn't killed too though.
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He received a fairly hefty smack in the puss however.The poor thing died of cat-astrophic injuries.
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That really does sound like the lead-in to a 14 year old's playground joke. Of course, it still could be... let's see how the replies go
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Man gets marriage proposal in new Spiderman game, only to be jilted weeks before release.
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...the-ill-fated-marriage-proposal-in-spider-man
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...the-ill-fated-marriage-proposal-in-spider-man
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According to the comments she left him for his brother. Perhaps he can get the sign changed to, "Maddy and [..} I hope the two of you 🤬
🤬
🤬"
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Two Indian men are accused of stealing a solid gold tiffin box worth an estimated £12m, but couldn't find a buyer and ended up using it as a lunch box..
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...used-stealing-gold-tiffin-box-lunch-hyderabad
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...used-stealing-gold-tiffin-box-lunch-hyderabad
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In fairness a tiffin box (or dabba) is a lunch box. This just happened to be better than the £1.59 tupperware version
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It's Private Eye.It's not just me then!
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Last time I looked they still call Rusbridger "Rubbisher" as well.I hadn't realised they still did it - I was surprised to see it again after so long!
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White students made to look black on US site for French college
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...to-look-black-on-french-college-website-in-us
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...to-look-black-on-french-college-website-in-us
