Funny/Strange News Stories

[TexRex]

 

[Pupik]

It is also not "liquid gold."

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This just in: also not made of velvet or velveteen.

My life has been one big lie.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

This just in: also not made of velvet or velveteen.

My life has been one big lie.

That may be, but I was shocked to find out that the original is not the original. It's merely a reproduction. They have a whole factory producing these cups.

 

[UKMikey]

Plaintiff Amanda Ramirez is alleging financial harm because she wouldn't've shelled out for the conchiglie had she known it took around five minutes to cook. Does she even have a case or is this getting pasta joke? Can't Kraft just alter the advertising/packaging and be done with it? Add a disclaimer for prep time? Whichever attorney convinced her she had a chance of big $$$ damages sounds like a rigger, Tony.

 

[UKMikey]

Way to "fleece" your customers, M$.

Microsoft is selling mini hoodies for Xbox controllers

"It's the time of year where you may want to cozy up with a nice hoodie." Yup, here in the northern hemisphere we are o…

www.eurogamer.net

 

[Touring Mars]

Qatar looking to use World Cup as springboard for 2036 Olympics bid

Qatar believes the World Cup has proved it is capable of staging the biggest sporting event of all, and is ready to launch a bid for the 2036 Olympics

www.theguardian.com

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Joey D]

Since they tied, he should be sent to Canada or something.

 

[UKMikey]

Since they tied, he should be sent to Canada or something.

Wisdom of Solomon judgement. Send half of him over here; the rest can stay in America.

 

[Sprite]

Since they tied, he should be sent to Canada or something.

They gave you Bieber so it’s about time you offered them someone just as tedious.

However if he comes back to the UK you guys get Jedward.

 

[UKMikey]

This is a very old story so sorry if somebody posted it four years ago.

Lady 'Donald' ignores online buzz

Recognize this lady? No, it's not Donald in drag. She's a farmer in Spain who has found unexpected fame on social media through her striking resemblance to US President Donald Trump. A journalist po...

www.thestandard.com.hk

 

[Sprite]

This is a very old story so sorry if somebody posted it four years ago.

Lady 'Donald' ignores online buzz

Recognize this lady? No, it's not Donald in drag. She's a farmer in Spain who has found unexpected fame on social media through her striking resemblance to US President Donald Trump. A journalist po...

www.thestandard.com.hk

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Deffo Trump, grabbing a Hoe and has an open can of Cola in the pocket.

 

[TexRex]

This is a very old story so sorry if somebody posted it four years ago.

Lady 'Donald' ignores online buzz

Recognize this lady? No, it's not Donald in drag. She's a farmer in Spain who has found unexpected fame on social media through her striking resemblance to US President Donald Trump. A journalist po...

www.thestandard.com.hk

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Carolin Gallego?

 

[UKMikey]

Carolin Gallego?

As a drag act she's more convincing than Rudy.

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry kids, but Santa has been arrested in Glasgow.

 

[TexRex]

Too much eggnog?

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Too much eggnog?

In 2014 unless it happened again. I'm assuming Santa didn't get any presents that year.

Man dressed as Santa is arrested after climbing on to Glasgow statue

A CROWD of onlookers shouted "free Santa" as the man was taken away after a two-hour stand-off with the police in the city's Royal Exchange Square.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Pupik]

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[UKMikey]

Those clever Dutch guys. They managed to halt the cycle of destruction.

 

[sirjim73]

Those clever Dutch guys. They managed to halt the cycle of destruction.

Sounds like a wheely good idea to me 👍

 

[TB]

That Specialized shipping company employs a bunch of Giant dicks if they treat packages differently based on their supposed contents.

 

[TexRex]

Oh, come on. Raleigh?

 

[Pupik]

That idea is off the chain.

 

[Famine]

Oh look, another punfest thread-derailleur.

 

[Liquid]

You guys pedal the worst sort of cheap, comedy material.

 

[sirjim73]

Oh look, another punfest thread-derailleur.

On your bike, sunshine!

 

[Pupik]

You guys pedal the worst sort of cheap, comedy material.

We're schwinning at this punfest.

 

[UKMikey]

You guys pedal the worst sort of cheap, comedy material.

You all just can't handlebar the truth.

 

[Liquid]

Looks like we're in the middle of a chain reaction.