Funny/Strange News Stories

[Hayden]

That Specialized shipping company employs a bunch of Giant dicks if they treat packages differently based on their supposed contents.

In fairness, it’s not Lycra we don’t all do the same. I always handle(bar) my bread more carefully then my milk while stacking at the supermarket.

It’s a wheelie good idea to brake the cycle of destruction. Freight workers can be real mongooses sometimes.

 

[Pupik]

Don't kill the messenger, but spoking for everyone here, this punfest reflectors poorly on all of us if we don't stay in our lane.

 

[UKMikey]

It definitely Merckx me want to pull away from the thread. But Armstrong, y'all.

 

[daan]

I'm Board, man.

Anyway, where are you all Froome?

 

[UKMikey]

Jersey.

Spoiler: AUP: posting false info

I'm not really a Jersey boy but coming up with a fresh page of puns is a bit of an uphill struggle

 

[Roo]

Jersey.

Spoiler: AUP: posting false info

I'm not really a Jersey boy but coming up with a fresh page of puns is a bit of an uphill struggle

It's ok. If you get in trouble just say you were framed.

 

[UKMikey]

It's ok. If you get in trouble just say you were framed.

Occasionally, a stand is necessary for purposes of balance.

 

[sirjim73]

Occasionally, a stand is necessary for purposes of balance.

Keep this up and you'll get this thread locked!

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

It's about time we shift gears.

 

[Nessy]

It's about time we shift gears.

Agreed. 👍

I think whichever two are responsible for turning this into a pun fest, need to take it to PM's and finally sort this out once and for all, mano-a-Shimano.

 

[Touring Mars]

Jersey.

FTFY

 

[Nessy]

FTFY

I'm not so sure you should've fixie'd that for him, as all he's going to do is back pedal now.

 

[Sprite]

With all these puns, it’s hard to get my bearings. I’ll be happy when someone comes along with another story and derailleurs this thread back on track.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I hope we get back on the saddle again soon.

 

[Touring Mars]

I thought the bike pun-fest would be over by now.

Clearly I spoke too soon.

 

[UKMikey]

We're just freewheeling at this stage. All these recycled puns are doing is treading tyred old ground.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Nothing too noteworthy, but a bit amusing

‘No wonder it was on sale’: Customer opens frozen Jack’s Pizza with toppings on a piece of cardboard instead of dough

'It looks good, right? Yeah, if you want to eat cardboard!'

www.dailydot.com

 

[TB]

I thought that was normal for Jack's.

 

[Joey D]

Quacker State

‘Oil slick’ near Mackinac Bridge actually record-setting group of 7,000 ducks

A massive gathering of a type of diving duck was spotted during the local Audubon chapter's annual Christmas Bird Count.

www.mlive.com

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Quacker State

‘Oil slick’ near Mackinac Bridge actually record-setting group of 7,000 ducks

A massive gathering of a type of diving duck was spotted during the local Audubon chapter's annual Christmas Bird Count.

www.mlive.com

I had trouble making out the title, but after reading the article it makes sense...sort of.

 

[UKMikey]

Don't worry. I'm not going to make any puns this time. They're so last season.

Can't imagine how they're going to get the flock out of there though.

 

[sirjim73]

Quacker State

‘Oil slick’ near Mackinac Bridge actually record-setting group of 7,000 ducks

A massive gathering of a type of diving duck was spotted during the local Audubon chapter's annual Christmas Bird Count.

www.mlive.com

That sky is very orangey in colour.
I guess you could call it duck a l'orange...

 

[Biggles]

I don't know if this qualifies as either funny or strange, but on a day when rally legend Ken Block didn't make it through a snowmobile mishap, these people really had some serious good fortune to survive this:

Tesla plunges 250 feet off a California cliff, all 4 occupants survive | CNN

Two adults and two children somehow escaped serious injuries after their Tesla plunged off a cliff along California's Pacific Coast Highway and crashed on a rocky beach some 250 feet below.

www.cnn.com

 

[Biggles]

Just to update this: the driver of the vehicle has now been charged with attempted murder.

 

[Famine]

Just to update this: the driver off the vehicle has now been charged with attempted murder.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Doctor accused of intentionally driving Tesla off cliff in Calif. with wife, kids

The driver of a Tesla that plunged 250 feet off a notorious California cliff Monday has been arrested — after authorities say he intentionally drove over the edge with his wife and two childr…

nypost.com

 

[Blitz24]

Should have tried to bail out last second so he could have claimed Tesla was at fault. I guess he wanted the murder suicide option.

 

[Blitz24]

This goes well with the attack dolphins they supposedly have:

Israel Trains Cows to Spy on Palestine

 

[Touring Mars]

This goes well with the attack dolphins they supposedly have:

Israel Trains Cows to Spy on Palestine

Presumably they are working for Moossad

 

[TexRex]

I'm gonna have a beef with you people if another pun fest drags on.