Funny/Strange News Stories

[fld200]

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com...ce-mans-blood-alcohol-high-register/21355599/

don't know why i found this so funny.

 

[FoolKiller]

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com...ce-mans-blood-alcohol-high-register/21355599/

don't know why i found this so funny.

If breathalyzer a weren't so faulty I'd find it funny. Unable to get a reading sounds like an excuse to make an arrest without proper evidence. If they never performed any kind of test his lawyer could have a field day with it.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

In the event of the apocalypse, CNN editorial standards require that the end of all things is verified:

http://m.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-30661941

 

[Grayfox]

http://www.northernstar.com.au/news/watch-why-did-chicken-cross-road/2503952/


Slow news day for some

 

[Pupik]

You will know my name as Delauter, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[DK]

I wonder if he believes in "Freeman of the Land" ideology and thought he could trademark his own name.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

In a world first, Russia as linked sex to bad driving:

http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30735673

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Melbourne crowd reinvents the game of darts, which shall now be known as "furniture":

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-...s-as-melbourne-crowd-throws-furniture/6010784

 

[Dennisch]

BAN ALL THE CAMELS!!!

 

[axletramp]

NAZI SUPER COWS!!!

I don't even know where to start with this one.

 

[DK]

They are part of the Dairyan master race, naturally.

 

[ECGadget]

NAZI SUPER COWS!!!

I don't even know where to start with this one.

Heck I needed a laugh right now!

 

[Touring Mars]

They are part of the Dairyan master race, naturally.

This was Hitler's idea? I thought if anyone was to make fascist cows, it would have been Moo-solini.

 

[Famine]

This was Hitler's idea? I thought if anyone was to make fascist cows, it would have been Moo-solini.

Adolf Heiftler.

 

[axletramp]

SIEG PAIL!

 

[Dennisch]

I'll bet they came from Daccow.

 

[Touring Mars]

Or Cowschwitz.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Apparently they were going to be sent to fight on the Eastern front, because it was so Friesian there.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Snowmen are anti-Islamic as they promote "lustiness and eroticism":

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-13/saudi-cleric-condemns-snowmen-as-anti-islamic/6013480

Personally, I find them to be a bit frigid myself.

 

[ECGadget]

Snowmen are anti-Islamic as they promote "lustiness and eroticism":

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-13/saudi-cleric-condemns-snowmen-as-anti-islamic/6013480

Personally, I find them to be a bit frigid myself.

Well that's.... xD

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I think you missed my double-entendre.

 

[ECGadget]

I think you missed my double-entendre.

I didn't xD
But I had no reaction to that part so I chose to just pick on the snowman in total

 

[PeterJB]

Well, luckily they're not a very common sight in Saudi Arabia...

 

[Famine]

NASCAR driver tells court that his ex-girlfriend is an international assassin.

 

[Dennisch]

I think he ate too much Vagisil.

 

[axletramp]

Assassin my ass. Mentalist bunny boiler, more like.

 

[Dotini]

Assassin my ass. Mentalist bunny boiler, more like.

Yes, you have to question the motivations these pit babes who are attracted to famous NASCAR drivers.

On the other hand, Kurt Busch is more notoriously antisocial than most them, who are often antisocial to begin with. After a career of sustaining one concussion after another, they are going to wind up disabled like a lot of retired NFL footballers.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I didn't know that they were making a sequel to TALLADEGA NIGHTS. Because that's the only way that this makes sense.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

And now something from my hometown.

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/you-wrong-man-elland-mans-8443388

 

[Grayfox]

Bow down to your all powerful and vengeful "dog"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30828694