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Queen photobombed again by annoying racist.

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Carpooling with The Most Interesting Man in the World

A Washington man was caught violating the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lane with a most interesting fake person on in his passenger seat.

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A Washington State Patrol trooper pulled over the driver on March 23 on Intestate 5, near the City of Fife, after spotting a cardboard cut-out of actor Jonathan Goldsmith, famously known as "The Most Interesting Man in the World" from the Dos Equis beer commercials.

"He couldn't have used a more recognizable face," State Patrol Officer and Public Information Officer Guy Gill told ABC News. "The trooper and the driver had a good laugh about it but he was cited anyway... Our trooper gave him a $124 ticket for violating HOV lane laws," said Gill.

Posting the photo of the driver with his faux companion, Gill quipped, "I don't always violate the HOV lane law...but when I do, I get a $124 ticket!"

Gill said that in his 12 years of service with the state patrol, he's seen many bizarre attempts by HOV violators to fool officers into believing there's a second person in the vehicle.

"We've seen people use duffel bags, mannequin heads...but we've given this guy an A for creativity," said Gill.
 
What kind of child doesn't realise by 8 years old that men and ladies are different? That's more terrifying than the cartoon :D
That isn't what they said. They will know the difference by then, but our lack of public nudity and its role in society would necessitate a conversation if a kid has a lot of questions after seeing that.

Of course, I suspect any questions were more the result of the parent's reaction than the kid seeing that. I imagine the kid just went, "Look, Daddy. It's a naked lady," and things collapsed after that.
 
Which nation...Sealand or Hutt River Province?

Also, less SIZE=4, please.
The one that brought damage to Nickelodeon and made them pull that episode from their website.... Do you remember the raping children god preaching priests?... or mister Ted Haggard (the anti gay gay) loving followers?

Actually, I'll do no more size 4 font... Sorry about that.
 
Department of Public Safety Trooper Billy Spears got reprimanded by superiors for allowing rapper Snoop Dogg to take a picture with him during the South by Southwestmusic festival in Austin

http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews....t-counseling-for-posing-with-snoop-dogg.html/

AKRON, Ohio — A northeast Ohio woman has been charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend after yelling at him for eating all of the couple’s salsa.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/01/woman-...w&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

Arizona Orders Doctors to Say Abortions With Drugs May Be Reversible
 
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The first two aren't funny, and the first one is just sad. 👎
 
This is definitely more bizarre than funny despite having an obviously comedic element. It's not really breaking news either, just a BBC magazine piece.

The theme park where all the staff have dwarfism. Courtesy of China, land of the truly bizarre. The staff all, it seems, claim to be happy. One wonders though - is this a social experiment, a valid tourist attraction, an appalling zoo, or just what-the-****?
 
I heard of that place from "An Idiot Abroad". When Karl told Warwick Davis about it, Warwick was furious about it and said it was like a freak show.
 
Jackie Lambie, the Original Bogan Senator, has decided to form her own political party, to be known as the Jackie Lambie Network, or JLN. To my mind, "JLN" sounds like the initials of a terrorist group, which is ironic because Lambie is a vehement critic of Islamic extremism, particularly sharia law. In fact, she's so opposed to it that she wants to amend the Constitution to say that Australia rejects it ... even though she has no idea what it is.

Courtesy of China, land of the truly bizarre.
Japan called - they want their title back.
 
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