Funny/Strange News Stories

[catamount39]

....Which dealership was doing something so.... unpatriotic? I mean, a pick-up ownership is as American as an apple pie yet the fools were giving away a Russian firearm? Sacrilege, I say.

You'd be surprised, America has really adopted the Kalashnikov. AK47's, Galil's, Galil ACE's...it's almost like a 50/50 rival of the M4/M16.

 

[Touring Mars]

Insurance scam costs Vietnamese woman an arm and a leg...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37177504

 

[catamount39]

Insurance scam costs Vietnamese woman an arm and a leg...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37177504

Uh.....what?

 

[Touring Mars]

I should probably have added that it is 'funny weird', not 'funny haha'...

 

[Grayfox]

Is it funny or sad that when I heard about this story about the bali policeman being killed by an austalian lady by the of "Sara Connor" I instantly thought "Come with me if you want to live"

 

[Dennisch]

Want to stay married?

STOP WATCHING PORN!

You pervert!

 

[Grayfox]

Want to stay married?

STOP WATCHING PORN!

You pervert!

 

[Carbonox]

Triggered!

 

[tarnheld]

Employees find 370kg of Cocaine -- in Coca Cola factory...

Natural flavorings -- yeah, right.

 

[Danoff]

Employees find 370kg of Cocaine -- in Coca Cola factory...

Natural flavorings -- yeah, right.

I knew that stuff was too good to be true.

 

[Grayfox]

Employees find 370kg of Cocaine -- in Coca Cola factory...

Natural flavorings -- yeah, right.

Some poor sod got killed for losing product I would say.

 

[UKMikey]

“I was obviously slim enough to get into it, but not slim enough to get out”

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/...n-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/

 

[Grayfox]

“I was obviously slim enough to get into it, but not slim enough to get out”

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/...n-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/

Larsen explains that a friend of him lost his cell phone into the toilet while using it. The two men quickly agreed that only Larsen was slim enough to have a chance to climb into the tank.

Why would one use a phone while on the toilet is just wrong and asking for trouble, but what is more stupid is the urge to want the phone back.

 

[UKMikey]

Maybe he was trying to reenact the scene from Trainspotting.

 

[Touring Mars]

Larsen explains that a friend of him lost his cell phone into the toilet while using it. The two men quickly agreed that only Larsen was slim enough to have a chance to climb into the tank.

Why would one use a phone while on the toilet is just wrong and asking for trouble, but what is more stupid is the urge to want the phone back.

Yeh... as soon as I saw the guy I smelled a rat... 'lost phone' my arse.

 

[UKMikey]

Yeh... as soon as I saw the guy I smelled a rat... 'lost phone' my arse.

You may have smelled a rat but the guy in the toilet actually saw them crawling around from the looks of things. And it was the other guy's arse.

 

[Liquid]

This one is just bizarre:

Texan mattress company pulls 9/11 themed ad

Miracle Mattress faced a backlash online after promoting a "twin tower sale", for which every mattress would be the price of a twin mattress on the anniversary of the attacks.

At the end of the short clip, staff fall screaming into two large towers of mattress, knocking them over.

Who thought that this was a good idea?

 

[DK]

They really missed an opportunity to dress up all their employees as Dubya.

 

[prousonhairy]

You learn something new everyday. Today I learned what a We-Vibe Rave is:

Woman sues sex-toy maker for invading privacy

http://usat.ly/2d2tyMt

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Google protects the privacy of cows:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/google-street-view-automatically-blurs-cows-face/7851582

 

[JKgo]

Google protects the privacy of cows:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/google-street-view-automatically-blurs-cows-face/7851582

...Slow moos day, huh.

 

[Obelisk]

Google protects the privacy of cows:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/google-street-view-automatically-blurs-cows-face/7851582

...Slow moos day, huh.

An amoosing article.

 

[polysmut]

An amoosing article.

Ah, come on. Don't milk it.

 

[wvmgmidget]

I dairy you to stop it.

 

[polysmut]

These puns are bull****, I'm getting out of here. It's Fresian out though, I'll heifer to put on a Jersey first.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Russian police arrest a robot:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-...n-police-at-political-rally-in-moscow/7854764

 

[JKgo]

Russian police arrest a robot:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-...n-police-at-political-rally-in-moscow/7854764

...The Rise of the Machines are heeeeere!!! Run to the hills!

 

[gnomefromnome]

Meanwhile in Alaska

 

[JKgo]

Meanwhile in Alaska

....Did the bear went shopping in downtown for bear necessities?




...Oh, alright, I'll stop now.

 

[LeMansAid]

#BBLM