Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

Thanks for the explanation!

I withdraw my previous statement :P

I'm studying to be a mechanic, and I currently maintain my racing kart. I've learned a thing or two, but I still have a lot to learn. Learn, and teach. Pass on the knowledge. :)


Btw, this is why the FIA exists.





Take it to the track.
 
@MrMeancholy15
I saw that video before on youtube. After they crash the group of people with camera go talk to the ricer. Then they tell him, "Do a burnout. You're going to jail anyway", and he ended up doing it. lol
 
@MrMeancholy15
I saw that video before on youtube. After they crash the group of people with camera go talk to the ricer. Then they tell him, "Do a burnout. You're going to jail anyway", and he ended up doing it. lol

:lol:
 
@MrMeancholy15
I saw that video before on youtube. After they crash the group of people with camera go talk to the ricer. Then they tell him, "Do a burnout. You're going to jail anyway", and he ended up doing it. lol

Firstly, I'm MrMeancholy15 now. It's been decided. :lol:


Secondly, :lol: why would they end up going to jail?
 
SVT Cobra GT
For crimes against the automotive world?
For crimes against humanity?
For just simply being a complete 🤬

Take your pick. ;)

Can I select all three? ;)

Because I see they have broken them all! Especially the Civic owner. :ill::yuck:
 
Firstly, I'm MrMeancholy15 now. It's been decided. :lol:


Secondly, :lol: why would they end up going to jail?

Woops.:ouch: My bad, sorry.

He was street racing and in some states you can go to jail for that. But in the full length clip at about 6 minutes one of the guys recording says, "That cop has to be reta**ed if he believes this ****." So the ricers must have made up some story of how they crashed so they didn't have to pay fines and/or go to jail.
 
Video is inadmissible in court... True or false?

(my cover for not knowing what inadmissible means)

Seriously, though, which part of "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, *monkey noises* *howler monkey howl* I got that on video tape!" says "we're watching people get in trouble...?



Also, does anyone notice how... little damage... there was on the Mitsubishi vs. the Honda? Makes me rethink my decision of trusting Honda for safety, at least.
 
I don't have a things they say contribution, but I have to share this. Yesterday I was commuting into work along a four-lane freeway. I was working my way through fairly heavy traffic and saw a seriously riced out Mazda 3 coming from behind a couple lanes over. He was weaving in and out, and I saw where he was headed didn't really have a way through without putting people at risk. But he plowed in, had to use the breakdown lane to avoid hitting a truck, forced some people to brake and pushed through. Since ricers rarely travel alone, I looked behind for another, and there it was, a cira 2000 Accord Coupe, also sadly riced out, taking a similar path. For him things had opened up a bit after the Mazda plowed through, so he found an open lane, gunned it, and I heard the engine backfire as a mass of black smoke billowed behind.

Now, I tend to drive a bit briskly myself, and I have respect for good drivers, but neither of these guys exhibited good control, so they were just being risky. They also were not paying attention to traffic openings, as a short time later I passed both while they were locked in even heavier traffic (and little room for the breakdown lane).

But the thing that bothered me most, as I watched this display of riced out idiocy unfold along four lanes of I-90 is that I own the same models of both of those cars.

Maybe I should buy more grown up cars now?
 
There was an idiot in a dodge magnum yesterday that I saw with a few cosmetic mods on it driving like a madman through traffic, he was treating it like it was "Fast and Furious" or something. He almost hit my parents and I.
 
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Cosmic mods?! Where can I get some?!


...Were you thinking of "cosmetic?"



Also, is it RICEr if my dad gets a performance exhaust for his Hyundai Accent? I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but his car will still be slower than mine... Just... Louder?
 
Cosmic mods?! Where can I get some?!


...Were you thinking of "cosmetic?"



Also, is it RICEr if my dad gets a performance exhaust for his Hyundai Accent? I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but his car will still be slower than mine... Just... Louder?

Yes, I meant cosmetic. This is what happens when I don't proofread, oh well.

If the exhaust is just one loud, fart can, then yes; it is rice.
 
I have a wannabe RICEr friend. This comment filled me with absolute rage.

"You're not a PetrolHead!"

"Why not?"

"You don't like Fast And Furious"

"No. I prefer Senna; Le Mans; Bullit; Rendevous- the good car movies"

"Naa. FaF is better."

"You're being sarcastic, right?"

"Nope."

He's a good friend. He just has awful taste in cars. And movies. And car movies.
 
I like the Fast and Furious movies oddly enough, but yeah; none are anywhere as good as Bullitt.

I have a few friends that really are crazy about stance and one even goes as far to say "Form>Function".
 
Well, they're okay. It's just, he's so annoying about it. Par example; "The Toyota Supra is a much better car than a Lancia Stratos."

"How can you even compare them?"

"Yeah. It's unfair to the Lancia. It ain't got hellaflush!"
 
Sadly not. I always say "In ten years time, nobody will want a replica of a Supra. They'll still adore the Stratos. So..."

Hopefully, with in ten years Toyota will produce a new Supra that isn't boring (like most of their current lineup) or a hybrid.
 
Hopefully, with in ten years Toyota will produce a new Supra that isn't boring (like most of their current lineup) or a hybrid.

Hybrids can be good. Look at Le Mans. And F1 (technically) cars :)
 
Do you guys remember that hideous donk Eclipse on 28? Here's the video.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=yFZ4NT7UdiE

But the moron who did this now places 30 inches of bling on it......:lol::facepalm:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TEg0P3aDvgg

Here's the video of this thing moving....:facepalm: What an idiot! Would a V8 powered Eclipse do better with 17-20 inches and sitting low on performance suspension setup and with grippy tires for a track/daily/show car, equipped with Hoosier drag tires and 15 inch rims with a suspension setup for drag racing or stupid "bling bling" wheels and gangsta feelz to da whip to pickup bad 🤬 and to hit da club yo?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=38hsHu0tNuI

Edit: More riciness.....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=UqF0rZuGtp4

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=UY0FnDABW40&feature=fvwrel
 
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VspecZR1GT2RS89
Do you guys remember that hideous donk Eclipse on 28? Here's the video.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=yFZ4NT7UdiE

But the moron who did this now places 30 inches of bling on it......:lol::facepalm:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TEg0P3aDvgg

Here's the video of this thing moving....:facepalm: What an idiot! Would a V8 powered Eclipse do better with 17-20 inches and sitting low on performance suspension setup and with grippy tires for a track/daily/show car, equipped with Hoosier drag tires and 15 inch rims with a suspension setup for drag racing or stupid "bling bling" wheels and gangsta feelz to da whip to pickup bad 🤬 and to hit da club yo?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=38hsHu0tNuI

Edit: More riciness.....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=UqF0rZuGtp4

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=UY0FnDABW40&feature=fvwrel

Let's review the ascent of man, shall we?
 
Even 18" rims would be too big. 17" would be fine. Give it a ride height of 135 mm, and it'll be fine. Maybe lower, if you're not in a pretty rough driving area.
 
But the moron who did this now places 30 inches of bling on it......:lol::facepalm:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TEg0P3aDvgg

All I can think of when I see this is this;

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Wow guys, haven't checked the thread in a while. It's great to see that there are people still on it!

I've got to download a picture of an accord off of my phone that I think you guys would appreciate ;D. That's for another time though...

So yesterday I was driving to a buddies house who lives in a suburban area crawling with teenage JDM swaggots as we've grown to call them. While I was waiting at a stop light in front of a gigantic lifted ram 2500 I heard some swaggot in his civic hatch revving like there's no tomorrow. He was behind two cars so I honestly had no idea why he was revving like that. Then I heard the ram start to rev. I just laughed it off and continued waiting for the light. But after the ram was done I heard the whiny teenager start spewing profanities like a fire hydrant on a summer's day in the ghetto. So I looked back again just in time to see the ram bellow clouds of black smoke into the brat's face and fill his Honda until it came out of the sunroof! I was laughing so hysterically after that that it was hard for me to drive.
 
So yesterday I was driving to a buddies house who lives in a suburban area crawling with teenage JDM swaggots as we've grown to call them. While I was waiting at a stop light in front of a gigantic lifted ram 2500 I heard some swaggot in his civic hatch revving like there's no tomorrow. He was behind two cars so I honestly had no idea why he was revving like that. Then I heard the ram start to rev. I just laughed it off and continued waiting for the light. But after the ram was done I heard the whiny teenager start spewing profanities like a fire hydrant on a summer's day in the ghetto. So I looked back again just in time to see the ram bellow clouds of black smoke into the brat's face and fill his Honda until it came out of the sunroof! I was laughing so hysterically after that that it was hard for me to drive.


Please find the owner of this Dodge Ram and give him some money on my behalf. That man is a true legend! 👍
 
MK1 MR2 lover
Wow guys, haven't checked the thread in a while. It's great to see that there are people still on it!

I've got to download a picture of an accord off of my phone that I think you guys would appreciate ;D. That's for another time though...

So yesterday I was driving to a buddies house who lives in a suburban area crawling with teenage JDM swaggots as we've grown to call them. While I was waiting at a stop light in front of a gigantic lifted ram 2500 I heard some swaggot in his civic hatch revving like there's no tomorrow. He was behind two cars so I honestly had no idea why he was revving like that. Then I heard the ram start to rev. I just laughed it off and continued waiting for the light. But after the ram was done I heard the whiny teenager start spewing profanities like a fire hydrant on a summer's day in the ghetto. So I looked back again just in time to see the ram bellow clouds of black smoke into the brat's face and fill his Honda until it came out of the sunroof! I was laughing so hysterically after that that it was hard for me to drive.

Ahahhahahaha!!

I love this part though

spewing profanities like a fire hydrant on a summer's day in the ghetto.
 
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