Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

[Mike_grpA]

Oh you mean the reservoir for the rear shock?

I'd have ask him why 4 strokes have those bottles

Yeah me and my mate had a look around his WR 250 and figured that's what the fella must've been talking about lol. I could have asked him a lot of questions to stump him, wouldn't have been hard, but I just kept going along with it because it was such a cool story hahahahaha.

 

[Mike_grpA]

A very special thing happened tonight.

I went on for a test cruise in the Evo that was recently obtained, and suddenly, I hear this noise of:

"BRRRRRRRRTTTTATATATATATTATRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBRRRRRRRR"

I look over my shoulder, and lo and behold, I see a Pontiac G5 that thinks it's a Subaru. Blue pearl paint, gold rims, red mud flaps, roof racks, Subaru decals placed up the wazoo, and a 4WD badge. It has a window decal that blatantly says "PONITAC".

PONITAC.

If you're a car guy... How can you get your own car's brand name wrong?

He rolls up to me and says "My 4 cylinder twin turbo can whoop yo 🤬 🤬."

I laughed, rolled up the window, and bolted off.

I had the mixed feelings of "Wat" and "OMGLOL".

There's a Kia Rio exactly like this around the corner from my place. Gives me a good laugh every time I see the young bloke who owns it driving around, arm hanging out the window, sunnies on, like he's cool as ****

 

[Team THRT Drift]

There's a Kia Rio exactly like this around the corner from my place. Gives me a good laugh every time I see the young bloke who owns it driving around, arm hanging out the window, sunnies on, like he's cool as ****

You gotta admit doe... dat Rio is cool AF

 

[Grandea GTR]

Erm, thread revival.


I came across a guy who was telling me that I should put a 13B in my Mazda 6, to which I bluntly said "No."

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

Couldn't tell if serious or what.

"You serious?"

"Hell yeah! Imma make the dopest Kia there! You should help me out, n***a!"

*slowly attempts to walk away*

 

[silverman_GT]

Erm, thread revival.


I came across a guy who was telling me that I should put a 13B in my Mazda 6, to which I bluntly said "No."

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

Couldn't tell if serious or what.

"You serious?"

"Hell yeah! Imma make the dopest Kia there! You should help me out, n***a!"

*slowly attempts to walk away*

wat

 

[Ze Elephant]

Erm, thread revival.


I came across a guy who was telling me that I should put a 13B in my Mazda 6, to which I bluntly said "No."

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

Couldn't tell if serious or what.

"You serious?"

"Hell yeah! Imma make the dopest Kia there! You should help me out, n***a!"

*slowly attempts to walk away*

Sometimes I wish I could hear the things you do...

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Sometimes I wish I could hear the things you do...

Do you want to cringe in embarrassment?

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Internet. Ignore.

 

[Slash]

Erm, thread revival.


I came across a guy who was telling me that I should put a 13B in my Mazda 6, to which I bluntly said "No."

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

Couldn't tell if serious or what.

"You serious?"

"Hell yeah! Imma make the dopest Kia there! You should help me out, n***a!"

*slowly attempts to walk away*

The guy lost when this dude dropped a 454 big block into a Kia Sorento.

 

[titleguy1]

Erm, thread revival.


I came across a guy who was telling me that I should put a 13B in my Mazda 6, to which I bluntly said "No."

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

Couldn't tell if serious or what.

"You serious?"

"Hell yeah! Imma make the dopest Kia there! You should help me out, n***a!"

*slowly attempts to walk away*

Uh, oh! Idiot alert!

Although a rotary Mazda 6 is something I desperately want to see. You need the time and money, though...

EDIT: Not talking about an actual street car, but an interesting conversion for a sleeper race car.

 

[Grandea GTR]

Uh, oh! Idiot alert!

Although a rotary Mazda 6 is something I desperately want to see. You need the time and money, though...

I still would rather have efficiency. It is my daily...

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"Why not? Imma be puttin a 2JZ twin turbo engine in my Kia Sephia and make the turbos stage 8!"

O_O ...

 

[Legro]

The guy lost when these dudes dropped a 454 big block into a Kia Sorento.

The video is of a different Sorento, unless they changed the battery, wheels, and shipped it to Germany, I'm not sure if the engine in the video is a 454 either.

 

[Slash]

The video is of a different Sorento, unless they changed the battery, wheels, and shipped it to Germany, I'm not sure if the engine in the video is a 454 either.

It's the same one. It was up for sale on Ebay and was bought. The engine is a 454 though. Definitely know a 454 when I see one and it was advertised as a 454. Look at the motor in the video. Same color and parts are the same. Thats the video that came with the ad.

 

[Sage Ages]

I honestly underestimated the size of the Kia. I had to double-take at the engine bay to make sure it really was a BBC in there.

 

[Slash]

The size of the valve covers give it away over a traditional SBC.

 

[Sage Ages]

The size of the valve covers give it away over a traditional SBC.

I knew that, I just wasn't paying attention at first.

 

[Ze Elephant]

Do you want to cringe in embarrassment?

It already happens almost daily, so why not make it entertaining?

 

[Team THRT Drift]

It already happens almost daily, so why not make it entertaining?

Eh, good point.

 

[TexRex]

Note the title...

 

[Firehound427]

Strangest sounding V8 I ever heard...

 

[wareric11]

Had a kid try to race me while I was driving my 04 M3. He had an older RSX and told him I'm not racing he said sure you're just scared of losing. He proceeded to burn out his clutch when the light turned green. Helped him get the car to the side of the road.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

A guy who was at my school (but was too lazy/dumb/whatever to finish it) sells his Audi 1.8 90 hp at the moment. Let me just show you how it looks so you get the idea:

I remember that I once saw this car before the awful spray can paintjob with a air scoop in the bonnet that was just sawed and bent out.

I asked him why he did that...

Because it increases the power by like 10 hp at least.

Of course

 

[Grandea GTR]

The amount of people who claim that they're the founder/president/captain/(anything that has to with leadership) of DFW stancenation/stanceworks around here is absolutely bewildering.

Last night, a friend of mine asked me if I could help his friend out with a faulty alternator. I went ahead and said "sure".

He slowly responded back with a "thanks man, I think you'll like his car."

Usually, whenever a friend asks me if I could help their friend out, usually it is a subtly modified car, or it's a regular car.

This one was something special.

Earlier this morning, I waited for the guy out at the porch, in which shortly after I hear the noise of

"BRRRRRRAPPPPPPRAPRAPRAPBRRRRR"

Coming my way, followed by consistent squeaking and the sound of the subwoofer trying to escape the entire car.

Lo and behold, right in front of me is a flat black painted Lexus IS300, lowered to the ground like no other, with chromed donk-like wheels, no exhaust (guy told me that he was so low "exhaust be scrapin'"), stickers of women, stancenation, cambergang, stanceworks, Paul Walker and the like everywhere, bootleg brembo caliper covers, and a purple royal crown shift boot.

If that wasn't bad enough, there was also the guy's attitude.

The guy approached me and said "Ey man, is you the guy?" To which I said "Yeah."

He then follows up with a "Cool, cool, man. Now can you please hurry the 🤬 up and fix my 'Tezza bro? Cuz I can't be here all day."



Excuse me?

I stopped the guy and told him to settle down, and asked him what went wrong with it.

Apparently asking someone like him to settle down pushes his buttons, to which, he completely disregards my question and gets right in front of my face.

"🤬, do you know who the 🤬 you is talking to right now?"

: "... My friend's friend?"

"NAW, 🤬, YOU IS TALKING TO THE BEST OF THE BEST IN STANCENATION, 🤬! AIN'T NONE OF YOUR CARS WORTH 🤬 COMPARED TO MINE, HOMIE! NOW HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE 🤬 UP AND FIX MY 🤬 CAR????"

Sometimes, there are people who don't deliver service to people who show absolute disrespect. I'm one of those people.

I told him if he keeps on going with his rant, that he might as well find someone else. I shortly went for my front door.

"🤬 YOU BETTER BE KIDDING RIGHT NOW, I'M THE GUY WHO FOUND MOTHER:censored:ING DFW STANCENATION BRO, SEE ALL THOSE STICKERS? THEY ALL LEGIT, 🤬. NOW SHOW ME AND DA CAR SOME RESPECT AND WE WILL BE ON OUR MERRY WAY!!!!"

This guy's the founder of Stancenation? Where have I heard that before?

And why should I show respect back if all he is doing is disrespecting me?

I closed the door on him, closed the garage, and called my friend.

: "Hey, if your friend calls and complains about me, I'll just say it was all his fault."

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

The amount of people who claim that they're the founder/president/captain/(anything that has to with leadership) of DFW stancenation/stanceworks around here is absolutely bewildering.

Last night, a friend of mine asked me if I could help his friend out with a faulty alternator. I went ahead and said "sure".

He slowly responded back with a "thanks man, I think you'll like his car."

Usually, whenever a friend asks me if I could help their friend out, usually it is a subtly modified car, or it's a regular car.

This one was something special.

Earlier this morning, I waited for the guy out at the porch, in which shortly after I hear the noise of

"BRRRRRRAPPPPPPRAPRAPRAPBRRRRR"

Coming my way, followed by consistent squeaking and the sound of the subwoofer trying to escape the entire car.

Lo and behold, right in front of me is a flat black painted Lexus IS300, lowered to the ground like no other, with chromed donk-like wheels, no exhaust (guy told me that he was so low "exhaust be scrapin'"), stickers of women, stancenation, cambergang, stanceworks, Paul Walker and the like everywhere, bootleg brembo caliper covers, and a purple royal crown shift boot.

If that wasn't bad enough, there was also the guy's attitude.

The guy approached me and said "Ey man, is you the guy?" To which I said "Yeah."

He then follows up with a "Cool, cool, man. Now can you please hurry the 🤬 up and fix my 'Tezza bro? Cuz I can't be here all day."



Excuse me?

I stopped the guy and told him to settle down, and asked him what went wrong with it.

Apparently asking someone like him to settle down pushes his buttons, to which, he completely disregards my question and gets right in front of my face.

"🤬, do you know who the 🤬 you is talking to right now?"

: "... My friend's friend?"

"NAW, 🤬, YOU IS TALKING TO THE BEST OF THE BEST IN STANCENATION, 🤬! AIN'T NONE OF YOUR CARS WORTH 🤬 COMPARED TO MINE, HOMIE! NOW HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE 🤬 UP AND FIX MY 🤬 CAR????"

Sometimes, there are people who don't deliver service to people who show absolute disrespect. I'm one of those people.

I told him if he keeps on going with his rant, that he might as well find someone else. I shortly went for my front door.

"🤬 YOU BETTER BE KIDDING RIGHT NOW, I'M THE GUY WHO FOUND MOTHER:censored:ING DFW STANCENATION BRO, SEE ALL THOSE STICKERS? THEY ALL LEGIT, 🤬. NOW SHOW ME AND DA CAR SOME RESPECT AND WE WILL BE ON OUR MERRY WAY!!!!"

This guy's the founder of Stancenation? Where have I heard that before?

And why should I show respect back if all he is doing is disrespecting me?

I closed the door on him, closed the garage, and called my friend.

: "Hey, if your friend calls and complains about me, I'll just say it was all his fault."

dafaque

I'd ask your friend where this 'friend' lives, drive there and take a crap on his Altezza's windscreen

 

[noshog]

I closed the door on him, closed the garage, and called my friend.

: "Hey, if your friend calls and complains about me, I'll just say it was all his fault."

I would've done the exact same....except change the last line to...Hey, your friends a dick, if he calls and complains, tell him to 🤬 off I dont care !!

 

[Dagger311]

The amount of people who claim that they're the founder/president/captain/(anything that has to with leadership) of DFW stancenation/stanceworks around here is absolutely bewildering.

Last night, a friend of mine asked me if I could help his friend out with a faulty alternator. I went ahead and said "sure".

He slowly responded back with a "thanks man, I think you'll like his car."

Usually, whenever a friend asks me if I could help their friend out, usually it is a subtly modified car, or it's a regular car.

This one was something special.

Earlier this morning, I waited for the guy out at the porch, in which shortly after I hear the noise of

"BRRRRRRAPPPPPPRAPRAPRAPBRRRRR"

Coming my way, followed by consistent squeaking and the sound of the subwoofer trying to escape the entire car.

Lo and behold, right in front of me is a flat black painted Lexus IS300, lowered to the ground like no other, with chromed donk-like wheels, no exhaust (guy told me that he was so low "exhaust be scrapin'"), stickers of women, stancenation, cambergang, stanceworks, Paul Walker and the like everywhere, bootleg brembo caliper covers, and a purple royal crown shift boot.

If that wasn't bad enough, there was also the guy's attitude.

The guy approached me and said "Ey man, is you the guy?" To which I said "Yeah."

He then follows up with a "Cool, cool, man. Now can you please hurry the 🤬 up and fix my 'Tezza bro? Cuz I can't be here all day."



Excuse me?

I stopped the guy and told him to settle down, and asked him what went wrong with it.

Apparently asking someone like him to settle down pushes his buttons, to which, he completely disregards my question and gets right in front of my face.

"🤬, do you know who the 🤬 you is talking to right now?"

: "... My friend's friend?"

"NAW, 🤬, YOU IS TALKING TO THE BEST OF THE BEST IN STANCENATION, 🤬! AIN'T NONE OF YOUR CARS WORTH 🤬 COMPARED TO MINE, HOMIE! NOW HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE 🤬 UP AND FIX MY 🤬 CAR????"

Sometimes, there are people who don't deliver service to people who show absolute disrespect. I'm one of those people.

I told him if he keeps on going with his rant, that he might as well find someone else. I shortly went for my front door.

"🤬 YOU BETTER BE KIDDING RIGHT NOW, I'M THE GUY WHO FOUND MOTHER:censored:ING DFW STANCENATION BRO, SEE ALL THOSE STICKERS? THEY ALL LEGIT, 🤬. NOW SHOW ME AND DA CAR SOME RESPECT AND WE WILL BE ON OUR MERRY WAY!!!!"

This guy's the founder of Stancenation? Where have I heard that before?

And why should I show respect back if all he is doing is disrespecting me?

I closed the door on him, closed the garage, and called my friend.

: "Hey, if your friend calls and complains about me, I'll just say it was all his fault."

The real DFW founder of stancenation apparently drives a 2006 SRT Challenger and a Lexus LS400...

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"NAW, 🤬, YOU IS TALKING TO THE BEST OF THE BEST IN STANCENATION, 🤬! AIN'T NONE OF YOUR CARS WORTH 🤬 COMPARED TO MINE, HOMIE! NOW HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE 🤬 UP AND FIX MY 🤬 CAR????"

My response to this would go along the lines of "You drive a Lexus IS300 that's low to the ground to a point that it can't get over a speedbump and has a bunch of stupid stickers and fake brake covers on it; your car is definitely not going to be worth much more than what I have. Also, it's 'you are', not 'you is'."

I'm sorry, I just can't people seriously when they use such poor grammar. Also, how in the world do some people get so upset when someone tells them to chill?

 

[Grandea GTR]

I'm sorry, I just can't people seriously when they use such poor grammar. Also, how in the world do some people get so upset when someone tells them to chill?

There will always be that one person.

 

[titleguy1]

The amount of people who claim that they're the founder/president/captain/(anything that has to with leadership) of DFW stancenation/stanceworks around here is absolutely bewildering.

Last night, a friend of mine asked me if I could help his friend out with a faulty alternator. I went ahead and said "sure".

He slowly responded back with a "thanks man, I think you'll like his car."

Usually, whenever a friend asks me if I could help their friend out, usually it is a subtly modified car, or it's a regular car.

This one was something special.

Earlier this morning, I waited for the guy out at the porch, in which shortly after I hear the noise of

"BRRRRRRAPPPPPPRAPRAPRAPBRRRRR"

Coming my way, followed by consistent squeaking and the sound of the subwoofer trying to escape the entire car.

Lo and behold, right in front of me is a flat black painted Lexus IS300, lowered to the ground like no other, with chromed donk-like wheels, no exhaust (guy told me that he was so low "exhaust be scrapin'"), stickers of women, stancenation, cambergang, stanceworks, Paul Walker and the like everywhere, bootleg brembo caliper covers, and a purple royal crown shift boot.

If that wasn't bad enough, there was also the guy's attitude.

The guy approached me and said "Ey man, is you the guy?" To which I said "Yeah."

He then follows up with a "Cool, cool, man. Now can you please hurry the 🤬 up and fix my 'Tezza bro? Cuz I can't be here all day."



Excuse me?

I stopped the guy and told him to settle down, and asked him what went wrong with it.

Apparently asking someone like him to settle down pushes his buttons, to which, he completely disregards my question and gets right in front of my face.

"🤬, do you know who the 🤬 you is talking to right now?"

: "... My friend's friend?"

"NAW, 🤬, YOU IS TALKING TO THE BEST OF THE BEST IN STANCENATION, 🤬! AIN'T NONE OF YOUR CARS WORTH 🤬 COMPARED TO MINE, HOMIE! NOW HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE 🤬 UP AND FIX MY 🤬 CAR????"

Sometimes, there are people who don't deliver service to people who show absolute disrespect. I'm one of those people.

I told him if he keeps on going with his rant, that he might as well find someone else. I shortly went for my front door.

"🤬 YOU BETTER BE KIDDING RIGHT NOW, I'M THE GUY WHO FOUND MOTHER:censored:ING DFW STANCENATION BRO, SEE ALL THOSE STICKERS? THEY ALL LEGIT, 🤬. NOW SHOW ME AND DA CAR SOME RESPECT AND WE WILL BE ON OUR MERRY WAY!!!!"

This guy's the founder of Stancenation? Where have I heard that before?

And why should I show respect back if all he is doing is disrespecting me?

I closed the door on him, closed the garage, and called my friend.

: "Hey, if your friend calls and complains about me, I'll just say it was all his fault."

I like to read your stories. It makes me feel good about the people who I live around, since it seems like your area is chock-full of idiots.

Also, guy who calls an IS300 "Tezza."