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Same with CarThrottle
Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)
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R5
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Clearly someone hasn't heard of smilies, metaphors and hyperbole
Dan
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That is, when people make actual comments instead of tagging their stupid friend.
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Have you ever seen how small Volkswagen Golf is compared to a Dodge Ram, and then how small a Japanese K-Car is compared to the Golf. The person could be living outside of North America, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if the average car size was much smaller where the he lives than it is in the USA.
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So there is this guy in my class who drives a Volvo 945, white, with ridicously golden Volvo rims (I think 17 inches).
Yes, there are uglier cars. But he thinks that he is cool because his car needs over 10 litres for 100 kilometres. (Don't know the MPG)
Me and a friend were talking about how much fuel our cars need and I stated that my Mazda Diesel can do 1000 km with one fill (64 litres).
Then this guy walked up, laughed at me and tried to brag how he gets about 700 km out of his 75 litres fill.
Yes, there are uglier cars. But he thinks that he is cool because his car needs over 10 litres for 100 kilometres. (Don't know the MPG)
Me and a friend were talking about how much fuel our cars need and I stated that my Mazda Diesel can do 1000 km with one fill (64 litres).
Then this guy walked up, laughed at me and tried to brag how he gets about 700 km out of his 75 litres fill.
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That topic was so 2003 with the Toyota PriusTo me, the funniest part is him bragging about MPG. That just seems odd
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I don't know if this is directed at my statement about my Mazda's fuel economy, but as I am a student in automotive engineering, I don't see why we should not talk about fuel economy.To me, the funniest part is him bragging about MPG. That just seems odd
And 1000 km out of 64 litres is nothing to brag about, in fact it would be poor for a modern diesel car.
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Really? I'm an auto eng. Student myself and we talk about what car has the better engine, transmission, etc.
R5
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I meant the other guy. I mean you and a friend were talking about it, and he then brags about it, rather than talking. Odd.
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We also talk about engines, etc. of course. But especially for me, sportscars are not the only cars in the world.
Of course it is nice to have a car that looks good and is fast, etc.
But for me the most fascinating aspect of a car is the technology behind it, especially behind the engine. And this technology is, as you know for sure, not only about making it more powerful, also about making it more efficient and last longer. This does not mean that I don't like sports cars.
Sorry, I misunderstood
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This one ricer. Had a 1995 Nissan 240sx. Almost bone stock besides stupid stickers and some chrome rims. And he started bragging about how he could smoke my E46. and that his grandmas new mini could smoke my car. The minute I asked if he wanted to race me. He immediately came up with a list of excuses Then he gets his ricer buddy and they start talking about how "slow" my E46 is. His buddy drove a 97' Lexus Sc300. Which makes the same amt of power as my E46 but is almost a decade older. It had stupid stickers and rims worth more than the car itself. I saw their cars and I just had to take some photos to remember their stupididty.
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To be honest, I like how he styled the Lexus (at least without the stickers). He is still an idiot tho
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Reminds me of two guys who drive a Civic and a 240.
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Maybe he should ask his grandma few things about cars, before going and making himself look like an idiot.
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- Automotive_Buff
Argument lost. Right then and there
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Cue extremely negative feedback on his behalf. And if he did have followers, he probably would have lost some by now.
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I just got off of Omegle with this guy who insisted that a Viper (He kept saying his Viper, but based on the conversation, I highly, highly doubt he was old enough to own one) could beat a Veyron in the 1/4. Every. Single. Time.
Bringing up 0-60 and 0-100 didn't sway him, mentioning aerodynamic superiority didn't sway him... Nothing I said could possibly convince him that a Veyron would win against a Viper.
The Veyron Super Sport 16.4 is rated to clear the 1/4 mile in under ten seconds. The brand new 2015 Viper says a little over 11. The Viper driver had better have one hell of a reaction time to win every time.
I would post the conversation, but he/she swore a lot, and I don't feel like editing it all.
Bringing up 0-60 and 0-100 didn't sway him, mentioning aerodynamic superiority didn't sway him... Nothing I said could possibly convince him that a Veyron would win against a Viper.
The Veyron Super Sport 16.4 is rated to clear the 1/4 mile in under ten seconds. The brand new 2015 Viper says a little over 11. The Viper driver had better have one hell of a reaction time to win every time.
I would post the conversation, but he/she swore a lot, and I don't feel like editing it all.
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Just because Danica crashes a lot doesn't mean every women does.
R5
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Even then, there's Maldonado to balance it out.
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You have no idea how much I despise that 🤬
I'd much rather have Danica.
Also, pretty sure John Murcutt is a troll.
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