Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

*crap, double post, but*


Hi civic kid. Friend of mine in the high school sent this to me.
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What I found funny about this is that he lives with his parents and drives a car brought by his parents.

The irony.
It doesn't look too bad actually:boggled:
 
True, but it's far from perfect, and the good thing about pictures is that you conveniently don't have to show how it actually performs on the road :P
It sucks on the road because it's wayyyyyy too low. It scrapes like no other at the front, and did cause a traffic jam once by getting it's front end ripped off.

He blamed other people for it on IG that day. It was funny.
 
What idea? He played the NFS and Forza games since he did not have a PlayStation.
You know, the idea of wanting a Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec II Nur as a first car. Most kids that know what that car is learn of it from GT. I know I did.
 
You know, the idea of wanting a Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec II Nur as a first car. Most kids that know what that car is learn of it from GT. I know I did.
I did too. He was never played any GT games, so i do not know where he learned about the Skyline.
 
"Yeah, I understand your point about MINIs being too big, but at the same time it's more spacious inside."
The original Mini is actually more spacious.
"But it's smaller lol"
But it has a transverse engine, and intelligent packaging especially compared to the new ones.
"Still doesn't work. How can a smaller car be bigger?"

This conversation ended with me having to explain why I wasn't jealous that this guy's dad paid for his car, because his last defense was "Are you jealous cuz you don't drive?"
 
Not really a ricer story but it was kind of annoying.

Theres a guy who graduated from my highschool a while back who comes up to our school for some volunteer stuff (not sure why). Anyway, he seems pretty knowledgeable but when I was working trying to figure out my small engine he kind of got annoying.

Me: *Puts crankshaft in* I think it goes this way.
Guy: No buddy, wrong way. *flips it around*. This goes on here.
Me: Ok, thanks.
Guy: Do you know what this is?
Me: Uh... I swear I knew this yesterday... WAIT, it's a timing gear.
Guy: Good. By the way, you should put your valves in first before you do the rest.
Me: Alright

I started messing around trying to compress the valve springs and set them correctly. (I wasn't paying attention to him so I looked like a complete moron with what I said.) He also thinks bigger camshafts are god.

Guy: Yeah man, getting a bigger Cam lobe is awesome.
Me: Yeah, I guess.
Guy: Do you know what bigger cam lobes do?
Me: Yeah
Guy: What do they do?
Me: (Off in lala land) Yeah
Guy: I asked you a question.
Me: Wait, what?
Guy: What does a bigger cam lobe do
Me: uhh... pushes the valves up more
Guy: And what does that allow
My Buddy: More air into the engine
Me: Yeah, allows more air in
Guy: And what does that do.
My Buddy: Allows more heat.
Me: More heat... combustion... power... whatever.

I guess I just don't like being disturbed. The more I think about it, everyone (And on occasions me included) uses car knowledge in auto shop class as a dick measuring contest despite being in a class where your supposed to be learning this stuff.

But hey, I'll give the guy props for driving an E30 (I heard he got ticketed for his exhaust though, so I guess that might make him immature)

Also, a Ranger isn't considered Rice here, but you WILL get frowned upon for driving anything not an american V8 or Diesel Truck
 
Also, a Ranger isn't considered Rice here, but you WILL get frowned upon for driving anything not an american V8 or Diesel Truck

Oh I would troll all the "gotta go fest" 'Murican V8's with a light body and Japanese V6. (Probably a G37)


He was trying to make sure you undetstand the theory and vocabulary as you work. All of us do it. When you get older you'll do it too.



I had my friend's little sister ask me to help her with her math homework. It was a simple surface area problem.

A student needs to cover a shoe box, but doesn't include the top.

Calculate the surface area.

I explained the problem, and what you had to do, along with the steps, and the formula.

She didn't grasp the formula at first, so I had to show it to her by making an improptu model with a sheet of paper.

When she finished the problem, I checked over her work. Then, when everything was correct, I asked her to explain it from the top. Over and over again.



We may seem annoying, but we're trying to help you.







Anyway, back to the topic.


My cousin recently bought an '07 Mercedes-Benz C230. He loves it to death.


But he's becoming annoying. He used to ve a hardcore Benz fan, but when he bought his very own Benz... might as well jump out the window rather than listen to him.


He said:

"Come test my car out. You understand cars a bit more than me, so tell me whether or not it's good."

I tested it out...

  • Suspension was loose; so much for that AMG package.
  • Brakes were worn out.
  • Engine cover looked like it had been torn out
  • Engine kept ticking.
  • Two cylinders were misfiring *easier to throw this car away*
  • Steering was decent, but needed to be tighter
  • Rims had sidewalk rashes on them
  • Front bumper wasn't installed correctly; previois accident
  • Interior was in good conditon, but that was it.

Not worth $11k in my eyes.


Benz this, Benz that... look at what Benz did.. "OMG they thought of everything!"

*getting excited about a cupholder that splits to become two*

"Look! I press a button and the rear head rests go down!"

"I got AMG rims, and a lip on my trunk, and AMG bumpers, and AMG exhaust!"

*only the exhaust tip is from AMG*

"Look, I turn the car on like this *turns it on, the way you turn on any car*"


:ouch::rolleyes:


He was becoming really unbearable. It's like he's never been in a Benz before.


We were playing FIFA15 one day, one vs. one, and he chose FC Barcelona, and I chose a random team from Australia; Melbourne Victory, IIRC. I like choosing smaller teams, just cause. He always gets pissed off, cause he looses :lol:

I mean wouldn't you be pissed if Real Madrid lost to Celtic? Cause I beat him with Celtic before :lol:

They're like, sleepers of the football realm.


So anyway, he gives the ball to Messi and flanks me.

Him: "Look at how Messi goes! Like my Benz!"

Me: "You mean slow as hell, with two cylinders misfiring...?"

He didn't like that.


I mean look, you like your car, good for you. Don't come over and diss my car, or put your car on a pedestal, and just blather on for weeks on end about how good your car is, when in reality, your car is gargabe.
 
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Oh I would troll all the "gotta go fest" 'Murican V8's with a light body and Japanese V6. (Probably a G37)


He was trying to make sure you undetstand the theory and vocabulary as you work. All of us do it. When you get older you'll do it too.



I had my friend's little sister ask me to help her with her math homework. It was a simple surface area problem.

A student needs to cover a shoe box, but doesn't include the top.

Calculate the surface area.

I explained the problem, and what you had to do, along with the steps, and the formula.

She didn't grasp the formula at first, so I had to show it to her by making an improptu model with a sheet of paper.

When she finished the problem, I checked over her work. Then, when everything was correct, I asked her to explain it from the top. Over and over again.



We may seem annoying, but we're trying to help you.







Anyway, back to the topic.


My cousin recently bought an '07 Mercedes-Benz C230. He loves it to death.


But he's becoming annoying. He used to ve a hardcore Benz fan, but when he bought his very own Benz... might as well jump out the window rather than listen to him.


He said:

"Come test my car out. You understand cars a bit more than me, so tell me whether or not it's good."

I tested it out...

  • Suspension was loose; so much for that AMG package.
  • Brakes were worn out.
  • Engine cover looked like it had been torn out
  • Engine kept ticking.
  • Two cylinders were misfiring *easier to throw this car away*
  • Steering was decent, but needed to be tighter
  • Rims had sidewalk rashes on them
  • Front bumper wasn't installed correctly; previois accident
  • Interior was in good conditon, but that was it.

Not worth $11k in my eyes.


Benz this, Benz that... look at what Benz did.. "OMG they thought of everything!"

*getting excited about a cupholder that splits to become two*

"Look! I press a button and the rear head rests go down!"

"I got AMG rims, and a lip on my trunk, and AMG bumpers, and AMG exhaust!"

*only the exhaust tip is from AMG*

"Look, I turn the car on like this *turns it on, the way you turn on any car*"


:ouch::rolleyes:


He was becoming really unbearable. It's like he's never been in a Benz before.


We were playing FIFA15 one day, one vs. one, and he chose FC Barcelona, and I chose a random team from Australia; Melbourne Victory, IIRC. I like choosing smaller teams, just cause. He always gets pissed off, cause he looses :lol:

I mean wouldn't you be pissed if Real Madrid lost to Celtic? Cause I beat him with Celtic before :lol:

They're like, sleepers of the football realm.


So anyway, he gives the ball to Messi and flanks me.

Him: "Look at how Messi goes! Like my Benz!"

Me: "You mean slow as hell, with two cylinders misfiring...?"

He didn't like that.


I mean look, you like your car, good for you. Don't come over and diss my car, or put your car on a pedestal, and just blather on for weeks on end about how good your car is, when in reality, your car is gargabe.
Ok, regarding the C230:
$11k? Damn he over paid unless it has low miles.
Cupholder thing, while great, is impractical. You can't put anything big in the lower one and if you put anything big in the top one then it will fall out if you turn too hard.
Lol, they're slow even with all 6 cylinders. Unless C32. And I guess c55 with two misfires. C350 is fairly quick too.
He doesn't have the AMG rims. C230s only had AMG sport wheels, NOT AMG wheels. Yes, there is a huge difference. Same thing with the exhaust.

He'll probably get off his high horse and come back to reality once he starts having to get it repaired or when the electronics start failing and he wants to fix it himself.
 
I still remember what a simile and metaphor is, but I always seem to forget what a hyperbole is. I had to google it just to know it means exaggerating things and not meant to be literal.

Anyway, if people want to see stupidity; just go to the car memes facebook page and read the comment section. You'll end up facepalming a lot.
 
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