funny thread thread

daan
This is my new favourite one.https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=74399&page=1&pp=20The funnies really start on page 2

Thats the best one yet.

Hillarious :lol:

3-Wheel Drive
Hey, look on the bright side. You can't possible top (or bottom, depending on how you look at it) Fergu$' 17/17 locked/total threads.

Is he still around?


Have'nt seen much of him latley



I'M LEAN, MEAN AND BACK ON THE SCENE
I'M ONLY FIFTEEN AND FLICK *****ES BEANS
I'M UNBELIEVABLE, UNCONCEIVABLE
I AM UNDATABLE, MASTURBATEABLE
I'M UNSTOPPABLE ,VERY LOVABLE
I AM RHYMING GANGSTER
SWIFTS A WANKSTER
I COULD DRIFT HIM UNDER THE TABLE ANY DAY
EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT HE PRAYS
FOR ME TO STOP DRIFTING
SWIFTING... ROUND THESE CORNERS
WITHA GANGSTER LEAN
I'M BACK AND I'M VERY MEAN
KICK ME OFF THE SITE. I'M JUST EXPRESSING HOW I FEEL
TO STOP ME COMING BACK YOU BETTER PRAY... SO KNEEL
PEACE OUT AND CYA DRIFTERS

What an idiot . . .

I AM RHYMING GANGSTER
SWIFTS A WANKSTER



What are wing mirrors?
:confused:



Originally Posted by Duke
Well, I'm going to assume I speak for all of us when I say "Welcome to GTPlanet, and don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on your way out of here and over to www.iamaconceitedbastard.com ."

Son, you've got a lot of damn gall to charge in here like you own the freaking world, type these huge illiterate rants about an achievement you couldn't begin to imagine how to match, and then tell a friendly, intelligent group of folks that they need to chill out!

Ooooohh, and 19s on your Mustang, gosh I'm really impressed. Did you match your age or your IQ when you picked that number? Or was it just that Mommy and Daddy wouldn't spring for the Dubs you were whining for? Too bad it's probably a lardass six cylinder and my wife's automatic-trans Neon can and will spank it pink. And if it's a 4.9 GT, I'll spank it with my 5-speed Neon.

You may think it looks nice (personal opinion) but I bet those mothers are murdering your handling and acceleration. But, ohhh, yeah, you wouldn't care about that - you're all tip and no torque.

See ya, and enjoy puberty when it finally comes your way.

Who was Duke talking about then?
 
Use the ****ing in the ****ing bottom-right corner of the offending ****ing post. That'll report the ****ers to the ****ing moderators, who'll **** them up good and ****ing proper.

Thats going in my sig :lol:
 
George Morley
Use the ****ing in the ****ing bottom-right corner of the offending ****ing post. That'll report the ****ers to the ****ing moderators, who'll **** them up good and ****ing proper.

Thats going in my sig :lol:
Well it should at least be in bold and indigo.
 
MachOne
You have to register :rolleyes:

Oh

well anyway, I got an email from a Moderator on the website, saying I hope you enjoy your red card (equivilent of a ban on GTP) so I reply to him swearing a lot then using what Duke said (hope it's not a trademark)
SeYa when puberty comes your way


Now I'm being reported to customer services at MSN lmao
 
Yes. I think he was being funny. Just a guess, mind... :D

Oh, and Duke was talking about skillz: the thread was in this one, it was one that Ceiling Fan found.
 
Very God Thr3ad!!!!!!!!!!!11!1111!!1111!!!111!!11111!1!!!!11!1111!1!11!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1111!11!1!!!!!!!11!11

I'm goning to look for some more Funny Threads to keep this (great) thread alive
 
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