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Maple Industries Announcement



Sharon Mahoul’s exclusive transcript from inside the Maple Industries team press conference earlier today:



Team(s) Principal Syd Viscus:



“First and foremost, the Maple Industries Team would like to congratulate our season champions of Gold, Silver and Bronze for a job well done last season. It was a challenging season for everyone, and the victories are well deserved.”



“It has been an off-season of turnover and rule changes, with new rules for teams and qualifying, new cars added to the grid and new challenges to meet in the form of some great team competition. We are excited to meet the challenges of the coming season as we always have, from our humble beginnings to the dominant force our teams have proven to be in the recent history of ARL, with strength, resilience, and grace under pressure. Without further delay, in accordance with ARL regulations on team announcements, we are pleased to introduce the Maple Teams driver line-ups for Season 12:"



Maple Pain Train (MPT)

Moby45

Sandite5

Maple Leaf Meats (MLM)

SydViscus

Buckeye_gamer121

Maple Southern Stack (MSS)

Scarecrow937

Smoke_EaterVFF

Dragon Maple Tree (DMT)

Ninetytres

Redhotcpeppers



** End of Press Conference w/ applause, as the assembled media took pictures of the drivers**
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SydViscus
Maple Industries Announcement



Sharon Mahoul’s exclusive transcript from inside the Maple Industries team press conference earlier today:



Team(s) Principal Syd Viscus:



“First and foremost, the Maple Industries Team would like to congratulate our season champions of Gold, Silver and Bronze for a job well done last season. It was a challenging season for everyone, and the victories are well deserved.”



“It has been an off-season of turnover and rule changes, with new rules for teams and qualifying, new cars added to the grid and new challenges to meet in the form of some great team competition. We are excited to meet the challenges of the coming season as we always have, from our humble beginnings to the dominant force our teams have proven to be in the recent history of ARL, with strength, resilience, and grace under pressure. Without further delay, in accordance with ARL regulations on team announcements, we are pleased to introduce the Maple Teams driver line-ups for Season 12:"



Maple Pain Train (MPT)

Moby45

Sandite5

Maple Leaf Meats (MLM)

SydViscus

Buckeye_gamer121

Maple Southern Stack (MSS)

Scarecrow937

Smoke_EaterVFF

Dragon Maple Tree (DMT)

Ninetytres

Redhotcpeppers



** End of Press Conference w/ applause, as the assembled media took pictures of the drivers**
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Anyone else find it ironic, that there is LITERALLY, only one damn Canadian on these "Canadian " teams?? All this maple talk makes them sound like a bunch tree huggers!!!
 
ARL ANNOUNCEMENT

Rita Booke - As the official spokesperson for the newly formed Dirty Devils Motorsports; I'm pleased to announce
the driver line-up for this upcoming season:

Dirty Devils
GTR4MROD
Rotary_Pilot13

Dos Demonios
Triebs2
DrSpyderPig

Looking forward to an exiting new season.
 
GTR4MROD
Well they do if your poop is spelled with an S, and it’s on a an image which was absolutely hilarious and non malicious. Just saying Bruh.
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Yes. Poop is fine. **** is not. What part of this are you not understanding?
 
Breaking News

Ivana Tinkle here with breaking news. Paddock reporter Ahmed Adoudi got the scoop on the upcoming GT3 season at ARL.

Ahmed, what can you tell us?

Well, Ivana, I indeed got the p… er, scoop. I saw a driver lurking in the shadows of the new Devil Motorsports garage and was shocked to find out it was none other than the Triebs Train himself, former Maple Leaf Meats driver Triebs2!

Wow Ahmed! That is amazing! What did he say?

Well, get this, he says his name is supposed to be pronounced Treebz, not Trebbs!

What?!?

I know, right?

I also asked him why he was dressed in black next to a car with skulls all over it. He said he is very happy to be working with a new team, looks forward to a new season, grateful for past opportunities, yada yada yada, the standard stuff.

Did you do any more digging?

Of course I dug! I asked what he thought of that really boring press release from his new team.

“Well, I don‘t know how they make a press sheet at DM, but at MLM they had their big sheets together,” he said. I asked for an example, and he pointed out that his new press sheet didn’t even bother giving out driver bios and highlights.

Like what, I asked?

”Well, shoot Ahmed. It didn’t even point out that Pig never ran out of fuel once last season. Or that I won a lobby.”

But wasn’t that lobby win after a bunch of newbs took out half the field at Laguna, Ahmed?

Sure was, Ivana, but he pointed out that Ocon’s sheets were all about his big win, even after Bottas went bowling for Red Bulls.

I guess he has a point! DM needs to fix their sheets.

In other Paddock news, we turn to reporter Maya P. Enpu….
 
triebs2
Breaking News

Ivana Tinkle here with breaking news. Paddock reporter Ahmed Adoudi got the scoop on the upcoming GT3 season at ARL.

Ahmed, what can you tell us?

Well, Ivana, I indeed got the p… er, scoop. I saw a driver lurking in the shadows of the new Devil Motorsports garage and was shocked to find out it was none other than the Triebs Train himself, former Maple Leaf Meats driver Triebs2!

Wow Ahmed! That is amazing! What did he say?

Well, get this, he says his name is supposed to be pronounced Treebz, not Trebbs!

What?!?

I know, right?

I also asked him why he was dressed in black next to a car with skulls all over it. He said he is very happy to be working with a new team, looks forward to a new season, grateful for past opportunities, yada yada yada, the standard stuff.

Did you do any more digging?

Of course I dug! I asked what he thought of that really boring press release from his new team.

“Well, I don‘t know how they make a press sheet at DM, but at MLM they had their big sheets together,” he said. I asked for an example, and he pointed out that his new press sheet didn’t even bother giving out driver bios and highlights.

Like what, I asked?

”Well, shoot Ahmed. It didn’t even point out that Pig never ran out of fuel once last season. Or that I won a lobby.”

But wasn’t that lobby win after a bunch of newbs took out half the field at Laguna, Ahmed?

Sure was, Ivana, but he pointed out that Ocon’s sheets were all about his big win, even after Bottas went bowling for Red Bulls.

I guess he has a point! DM needs to fix their sheets.

In other Paddock news, we turn to reporter Maya P. Enpu….
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Ahmed Adoudi has gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all day 🤣🤣🤣
 
Sandite5
Bears actually have a purpose.
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Without them, this is not a place you or anyone else would want to be.

Personally insulting them or suggesting they have mental disabilities is incredibly offensive. You may not like our rules regarding profanity and you are free to complain about them, but slandering a volunteer for simply doing their job is not something that will be tolerated.
 
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