GR.3 Saturday

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ARL Outsider News.

Reporting in is our very own Carmen MaButt from Laguna Seca, as she catches up with GTR4MROD.

Carmen: First off, congratulations on your second place finish. It must feel good knowing the top two spots were members of the now famous Bulls and Arrows Motorsports team.

ROD: uh duh. It was a great season and we couldn’t have been there if it wasn’t for excellent team work, a lot of controlled substances and plenty of luck.

Carmen: the news that Bulls and Arrows will no longer have two of it’s drivers must have come as a surprise.

ROD: We had a great run and now we are on to new ventures. The Lamborghini was a great car but new season brings new challenges.

Carmen: So what team have you signed with for the upcoming season? Any hints on the drivers or perhaps choice of car?

ROD: I am pleased to announce that we have been in talks with various manufacturers and drivers and with the new rule changes on teams decided to combine two teams to make one devilishly great Motorsports powerhouse! All I can say for now is that there will be 4 drivers driving for the newly formed Dirty Devils Motorsports team. That’s all I can say for now.

Carmen: Well you heard it hear first folks some teams have sold their souls for the upcoming season and only time will tell how dirty these devils will really be.


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P.S. Don’t forget to get your copy of our new children’s books. Fun for the whole family.


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Had a great time last season, and a phenomenal battle with @Sandite5 for the first 15 laps of Spa. Glad to see the disco didn't affect your Silver championship, well deserved.

New season and new rules mean a new team for me and a new car. Enjoyed my time with Nuka-Rad. I'll remember the AFX Porsche fondly as I try to stay towards the front of the silver division next season in something new.
 
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Had a great time last season, and a phenomenal battle with @Sandite5 for the first 15 laps of Spa. Glad to see the disco didn't affect your Silver championship, well deserved.

New season and new rules mean a new team for me and a new car. Enjoyed my time with Nuka-Rad. I'll remember the AFX Porsche fondly as I try to stay towards the front of the silver division next season in something new.
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Oh I didn't get that championship, lol. I was digging that battle so much though. I got within shooting distance of you then my game did a little hiccup, my heart stopped, and then a second later "DISCONNECTED FROM NETWORK". Very humbling experience...
 
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Oh I didn't get that championship, lol. I was digging that battle so much though. I got within shooting distance of you then my game did a little hiccup, my heart stopped, and then a second later "DISCONNECTED FROM NETWORK". Very humbling experience...
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Looked at it wrong or before it was finalized then, my apologies. You certainly would have had second in the championship without the DC.
 
ARL BREAKING NEWS



Champ Kind here with some breaking news from the world of GTS...

...So i was stumbling around after having a few too many cocktails and WHAMMY!! I overheard two guys excitedly chatting about the upcoming season. I didnt know what the hell they were talking about but knew it was big by the way they were talking.

Champ - first off who the heck are you guys?

Um we are known as X-11 and Neutron

Champ - so what were guys talking about?

Neutron - dont worry about it champ

C - i have it on tape so you have to tell me or ill blast it all over

N - ok, ok

C - WHAMMY!!

N - Ill give you fullness' number and you can ask him

Ring ring

Fullness - hello?

C - hey its champ kind here...gimme the news or WHAMMY its all over tv!

F - ok fine, get this on tape

C - already am recording bud...WHAMMY!

F - So ive told ARL about PBR, Now i can tell you a bit more. Well since the "conglomerate" has many teams and even a few b.o.d. members i figured id try to even the field.

C - huh?

F - well, they have their b.o.d. members so i had to go bigger and badder, so ill formally announce one of the o.g. b.o.d. members Papunk924 will be joining the team! They have a conglomerate, so again i had to go bigger and badder, so we will be forming our own conglomeration with none other than x-11 and Neutron from the now abandoned Nuka-rad racing team!

C - now thats a fricken WHAMMY!!.....WHAMMY!!

F - IKR!!

C - so what is PBR? More drinks for me?

F - no you lush...its Paul Bunyan Racing, here to chop down all the trees in the north country and burn them in a big axe bon fire celebration at the end of the season! Those maple teams are kindling!

So we have Paul Bunyan Racing, teaming up with the newly re-named Johnny Kaw Racing team to take down the conglomerate named from the land of fake bacon, those meat "packers" and that lil choo choo they call a train (we all know what they mean by "train" tho (wry smile)) ...WHAMMY!
Thats all i have for you now, from one "champ" to you champ, stay sober bud
PBR out

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.its Paul Bunyan Racing, here to chop down all the trees in the north country and burn them in a big axe bon fire celebration at the end of the season!
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Ha ha! Nice! Hey devils like fires too though... hmmmm..... eternal fires!!!!!

Oh, wait, we have live video of PBR practicing for the upcoming season!

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Yes the yard signs you see everywhere are true!!!

Nuka-Rad Racing has come under new management. We've had a name change to Johnny Kaw Racing (JKR) with Kinetic-X11 & Kinetic-Neutron at the helm. PBR called and we answered with another little known American folk hero. Johnny Kaw isnt in Kansas anymore and hes ready to reroute rivers and cut down tornadoes to put up one helluva fight for these Dirty Divas and whatever Maple based products they send from the north!

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All jokes aside... I like the changes to try something new with teams. Should tighten up the competition! It's gonna be fun watching the conglomerates compete with the privateers!!

Speaking of competition, when I'm hungry...there is no competition. I hop right on the Maple Pain Train to the local supermarket where I can find delicious Maple Leaf Meats!! It's good for the family, protects against COVID and communism, and leaves me saying, "Man...that was satisfying!!".

Dont settle for a lesser conglomerate!!

Maple Leaf Meats....because anything else just seems ridiculous !!

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scarecrow937
All jokes aside... I like the changes to try something new with teams. Should tighten up the competition! It's gonna be fun watching the conglomerates compete with the privateers!!

Speaking of competition, when I'm hungry...there is no competition. I hop right on the Maple Pain Train to the local supermarket where I can find delicious Maple Leaf Meats!! It's good for the family, protects against COVID and communism, and leaves me saying, "Man...that was satisfying!!".

Dont settle for a lesser conglomerate!!

Maple Leaf Meats....because anything else just seems ridiculous !!

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Ridiculous....Kinda like the leafs doing anything noteworthy in the playoffs...now i get why you guys chose that name...

Also a prudent reason why you chose syrup, probabaly shouldve went with Molasses, it fits better with the speed yall run.

Eat up maple teams, cuz thats the only satisfaction you will get this season
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