Gran Turismo: The Movie

[Bram Turismo]

How on earth did we forget the movietrailer guy?

Don laFontaine!

 

[EJRocky]

Josh Farro is EJRocky! The likeness is astounding.

Hey, rockstars get movie parts every once in a while...

 

[YSSMAN]

w00t Paramore!!!

...Tell me you're bringing Hayley with you as well? (HAWT!)

Weird, my brother says I look like the guy from Taking Back Sunday:

 

[TheCracker]

Justin Long (Die Hard 4) for Touring Mars.

 

[Famine]

Justin Long (Die Hard 4) for Touring Mars.

I was going to say Professor Stephen Hawking.



For the fact that he's always leaning sideways in his chair.

 

[ceiling_fan]

I was going to say Professor Stephen Hawking.



For the fact that he's always leaning sideways in his chair.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

SolidSnake15 is...

Dane Cook!

w00t Paramore!!!

...Tell me you're bringing Hayley with you as well? (HAWT!)

Weird, my brother says I look like the guy from Taking Back Sunday:

I was going to say Professor Stephen Hawking.



For the fact that he's always leaning sideways in his chair.

So I'm assuming the three of you want miniscule roles:

SolidSnake15 for bad taste in comedy,
YSSMAN for bad taste in music,
Famine for outright bad taste ...

 

[Robin]

So I'm assuming the three of you want miniscule roles:

SolidSnake15 for bad taste in comedy,
YSSMAN for bad taste in music,
Famine for outright bad taste ...

 

[L_Hamilton]

Sean Connery as L_Hamilton

 

[Leonidae]

I'll choose Harrison Ford.

 

[Omnis]

Omnis will be played by Snorlax.

 

[Turbo Lag]

Am I allowed to be Clarkson?

 

[Driving Park]

I call the SportsCar Series, IMSA GT.

I call the Rolex Sports Car Series, Daytona Prototype class. For two reasons: one, I've always liked it, and two, it has the same initials as my username (DP).
:-)

 

[DQuaN]

Bah, Connery is already gone. I'll take Brosnan then!

 

[Danoff]

Intro:

EXT. SAN FRANSISCO UNDERGROUND

A few dozen brightly painted heavily modded Japanese cars are parked facing each other, hoods open, and what appear to be asian gang members are checking out each other's engines - each with a scantily clad girl or two in tow.

A drug deal is being argued over and someone pulls a knife. But far in the distance in the background the camera focuses on something peculiar - some pasty looking gentlemen playing playstation in SmallHorse's garage.

INT. SMALLHORSES GARAGE

SMALLHORSES
Dude! You totally had 3 wheels off the track there. Check the replay

CEILING_FAN
No way man, that was just good driving.​

An intense-looking, heavily tatooed and pierced, gang member with a gun tucked in his pants stands at the edge of SMALLHORSES' garage.

GANG MEMBER
Hey guys, looks like you've got some skills. You wanna check out my ride?

SMALLHORSES
What model?

GANG MEMBER
It's a sick tricked out civic yo.

SMALLHORSES
Oh... cuz we're driving a Formula 1 car around Laguna Seca. I'm not sure your car stereo can top that.

GANG MEMBER
...

SMALLHORSES
Bye Bye then.​

SMALLHORSES closes garage door with the gang member outside looking rejected.
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It's just a thought. I haven't gotten to the part where I single-handedly fight off the ninjas using a DS2 the same way Jackie Chan uses a horseshoe in Shanghai Noon. But it's coming.

Here's a clip of that in case you haven't seen it:

 

[WallRunner]

I can't actually think of a Actor to play me, so I'll be a stickfigure on someone's Wall.

From,
Chris.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

I might be alone in this, but I think that if you got us together, the whole thing would degenerate into an episode of Mock the Week



I'm somewhere between Russell Howard and Frankie Boyle from the show.

 

[PeterJB]

I want to be Jim Carrey!

 

[Danoff]

I want to be Jim Carrey!

It goes the other way around. Jim Carrey plays you.

 

[Loon]

Reminds me of the "In Russia" jokes.

 

[PeterJB]

It goes the other way around. Jim Carrey plays you.

Whatever, you know what I mean!!

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

Can Star Jones play me?

 

[PeterJB]

I noticed Takuma Sato in the movie picture. In that case I've changed my mind, can I be played by Sebastian Vettel instead?

 

[Duke]

I noticed Takuma Sato in the movie picture. In that case I've changed my mind, can I be played by Sebastian Vettel instead?

Can he act?

 

[TB]

Can he act?

The same question can be asked about a good chunk of the "actors" listed in this thread.

And while I'm in here, I know The Exalted Indigo One kicks ass and all, but how the hell can he be played by both Christian Bale and Stephen Hawkwing? Damn hanging chads. I demand a recount!

Edit: Same thing goes for both THECRACKER and YSSMAN.

 

[Duke]

And while I'm in here, I know The Exalted Indigo One kicks ass and all, but how the hell can he be played by both Christian Bale and Stephen Hawking?

Simple: Famine will be portrayed by Bale to match his roguish good looks, and he'll be voiced by Hawking's synthesizer to match his geekish verbal delivery.

 

[Beerz]

I choose Hugo Weaving to play me. (sorry, no link. I'm on the PS3)

We both share our 1st name and apparent calm under most circumstances. 👍

 

[TB]

Simple: Famine will be portrayed by Bale to match his roguish good looks, and he'll be voiced by Hawking's synthesizer to match his geekish verbal delivery.

Ohhhhh. Like Darth Vader! Now I get it.

I choose Hugo Weaving to play me. (sorry, no link. I'm on the PS3)

We both share our 1st name and apparent calm under most circumstances. 👍

Gotcha covered, bud.

 

[Alex.]

I noticed Takuma Sato in the movie picture. In that case I've changed my mind, can I be played by Sebastian Vettel instead?

We knew that one was coming

 

[Beerz]

Thanks, TB. 👍