GT5 Memes (NO profanity/stupidity/obvious re-use/flooding)

[HKS racer]

But it shouldn't be like that. The game itself should make the racing interesting for the player. If it doesn't, it's not a good racing game, in my opinion.

There are some driving sims/games I've played which do it right (rFactor, GTR2 and F1 Championship Edition come to mind). You just select the dificulty and the AI will race accordingly.

With GT5, with the agressiveness at 10 (the maximum) and at the hardest Arcade dificulty, it's still too slow.
Slow... Seems more like it doesn't want to race. Letting the player overtake cordially by slowing down...
Feels more like a trackday than an actual race.

But I guess I should've known...
The logo does say "The Real Driving Simulator", and not The Real Racing Simulator.

PS: Again, I apologise. This is my last unrelated post

I agree it shouldn't be like that, I complained a LOT, but this is what we have. I'll try to get out the best of it, there are some combinations where AI don't have the "slow down give up the fight" script, Citroen GT Race Car at the Nordschleife was ok. Use sport tyres against AI racing tyres and eventually ballast/drop downforce if you are still winning easily.

Another thing that helps is using complete damage ON, you can't dive bomb every corner attempting a pass, because if you do you'll crash and brake suspensions which means "box" and the race is gone.

I also play and mess around with rFactor regoularly, I have GTR2 as well so I know how a racing game should be.

 

[Ranman20]

Can we get back to memes!

 

[CorvetteConquer]

Haha. I love these board meetings!

 

[DJones]

The second one is pure gold!

 

[DanishGambit]

No one ever listens to the girl...

 

[MSTER232]

Time to make hybrid memes.

Spoiler

I've got a meme involving Kaz but I don't know where to get that meme for him. Here it is anyway:

Drivetrain swapped GT-R cars?

I don't think so...

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Drive a hybrid they said...

It will be fun and economical they said...​

 

[AudiMan2011]

A couple more of my meme attempts

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[Liquid]

Remember when GT was fun to play?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[HKS racer]

 

[Ryk]

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Obi-Wan remembers a track a long time ago in a place far far away.

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[CorvetteConquer]

 

[DJones]

Good thing he didn't say the P word. If the German P manufacturer were even mentioned that guy would be thrown straight out of the meme.

 

[Fryto]

 

[Ryk]

Much prefer the Meme than the text-a-tronic. Good job to those who give it a try.

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Quench thy thirst my brothers, for we race this fair evensong.

 

[fbccars924]

 

[Madertus]

^The first one is a diaphgram killer

 

[ElementRacer]

So true... I love it

 

[Ranman20]

This what happens when you live near Chamonix.

 

[MLR_DAnGeR_KiiD]

Haha!!!!!!!!

 

[RACECAR]

I am seriously considering using that for responses, just hilarious.

 

[nascarfn]

Y'all should do more board meetings i love them there so brilliant and funny

 

[CorvetteConquer]

 

[nascarfn]

That's funny right there 👍 so true

 

[sumbrownkid]

1998 was a fantastic year though. GT and MGS came out, Clinton was shagging Monica, and Jordan won his sixth ring.

 

[Ryk]

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The future is good. The future is Yellowbird

 

[Dan]

Spoiler alert! Suzuki Escudo Pike Peak.


Get it?

 

[Madertus]

^Puns are easily the best jokes ever invented

 

[sparkytooth]

^Puns are easily the best jokes ever invented

Absolutely punny.

 

[GTracer98]

CorvetteConquer, those are FANTASTIC!!

 

[DK]

You know nothing Jon Snow about the 2.2 Camry's awesomeness.