GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I have everyone on mute but sometimes while a lobby is loading up you can hear them easting while listening to the "music" and even the sound of screaming children in the background.

Usually in a foreign language. Don't forget the teacup dogs that constantly yipe their heads off.
 
I remember during "GTP vs Wham! 2014", I had my PS3 out and would have my finger on the mute button from the TV remote handy incase some people would have that one song in game. I hear a second of squeaky foreign chatter, and this tactic works too.

Just a handy tip. Oh, and announcement:

Is anyone playing online on PC in need of a Hearse?

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Well, thanks to some luck finding a certain player announcing it, I can announce that I can help!
 
The music people play over their microphones is always the worst music i've ever heard in my life. If it's not some distorted hardcore techno it's dreadful gangster rap music about hoes and dollar bills.

What about hardcore techno being the worst music you have ever heard? 'Cause if that's true.....Why I oughtta.

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jk :lol:
 
Hmm. Easiest Prison Break ever.

I was demolition. Told the guy in the Velum to fly big circles to avoid the jets. But instead of flying towards the prison, he flew circles over the city, and then the jets don't spawn so early or does the wanted level come. That gave me the idea of shooting up the prison. And it worked. You can hover outside the prison and just kill most of the guards. :lol:
 
Disappointed that stockings can't be worn as undergarments on anything but the flapper dresses available for Valentine's Day. :(

Anyway, are there any major aesthetic modifications to the standard Roosevelt available online that aren't available in single player? I know the Valor has optional spare tire covers that I would love to have on the standard.
 
Having a race with a load of random, mostly T20s, a few adders and Osiris and a zentorno with dollar sign wheels. Can you guess which one spun me out when I was in the lead meaning I finished way off the pace?
 
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Have a race with a load of random, mostly T20s, a few adders and Osiris and a zentorno with dollar sign wheels. Can you guess which one spun me out when I was in the lead meaning I finished way off the pace?
*cough* *cough* Zentorno *cough* *cough*
 
I should add that after spinning me out he crashed and fell into last place. He then proceeded to go around the track the wrong way causing mayhem. The next race in the random list was full of loops that no one could make and ramps around buildings.

I really need to find a proper group of serious racers.
 
Need help on doing this glitch. Aproximately 5 players required. 4 to do the Offence Defence II job and one needs to host some other job. Watch the video to understand what I'm talking about.
 
I should add that after spinning me out he crashed and fell into last place. He then proceeded to go around the track the wrong way causing mayhem. The next race in the random list was full of loops that no one could make and ramps around buildings.

I really need to find a proper group of serious racers.
If you're truly into super serious no catchup no slipstream no crashing racing, this crew would be perfect for you. The crew leader's British as well so you guys would be in the same time zone http://nodo.freeforums.net/
 
Is there anyone willing to do a Capture: Raid with me? It's the last daily objective I've got left in my chase for the "28 straight days bonus"


Nevermind. One minute after I posted, I got joined by a random. After about 10 minutes of waiting.
 
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Is there anyone willing to do a Capture: Raid with me? It's the last daily objective I've got left in my chase for the "28 straight days bonus"


Nevermind. One minute after I posted, I got joined by a random. After about 10 minutes of waiting.
A random joined a capture? Now I've seen everything. :dopey:

On the object of daily subjectives - I mean subject of daily objectives, the game slapped me with another damned "collect a bounty" goal. For good reason I leave all PvP activities to dedicated game modes, so help is appreciated, especially as I'm just about a week away from the precious 500k. :P
 
Interesting game of Privacy Prevention as the sole VIP of "Leeroy Jenkins".

Sniped a guy in a Buzzard *airhorn sounds*, in which his heli then crashed into my Swift. Then, he spawns on the bow of my boat.

Is that normal? I did kick him off the boat through the astral plane of death, and eventually won the whole battle, by the way.
 
I don't understand the system for determining how much repairs cost in LSC, mainly for cars that come from Benny's. I can take any normal car that is completely destroyed and completely repair it to perfect condition for less than $500, but if I take my custom Chino that is literally spotless except for a tiny scratch on the underside of the rear bumper, it costs me $2280...
 
I don't understand the system for determining how much repairs cost in LSC, mainly for cars that come from Benny's. I can take any normal car that is completely destroyed and completely repair it to perfect condition for less than $500, but if I take my custom Chino that is literally spotless except for a tiny scratch on the underside of the rear bumper, it costs me $2280...
More expensive cars cost more to repair? Especially for custom modded ones?
 
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