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Damn, randoms do not like it when you have the coke and you decide to drive the 3 miles back to Geralds apt abiding by the speed limit and stopping at red lights.

Shouldnt have rammed me off the road and destroyed my car.
 
Damn, randoms do not like it when you have the coke and you decide to drive the 3 miles back to Geralds apt abiding by the speed limit and stopping at red lights.

Shouldnt have rammed me off the road and destroyed my car.

:D

btw what is the speed limit ? are there signs with it? and if so, do those signs change when you are on miles or km's ?
 
Tomorrow, starting at Noon and ending at 8, then again starting at 11:30PM-Midnight and ending around 4, I will be grinding Trash Talk at peak efficiency. Members here are welcome to join and participate, as long as you don't kill the crew boss. We should make about 40K every 10 minutes, maybe more towards the end as we get more efficient. I'll make a party, no mics required, that will allow me to invite you faster as well.
 
@e rikkie Yes, there are signs. 25 mph when you're driving up to Franklins house, and 60 mph through Sandy Shores and on the highways. And no, the stay at mph even when you change to km's

@Jahgee I'm in, if we're online at the same time.

What is the job that pays the best tonight? Also, is there anyone available for a deathmatch for my dailies? I only get the 🤬🤬 parkour ones that last for 20+ minutes when I'm using the "quick job" way
 
I think tomorrow when I'm in my car I'll try some NPC inspired driving.
  • Changing lanes in the blink of an eye.
  • Random U-turns.
  • Dishing out P.I.T maneuvres for no reason.
  • Hiding out of sight at a junction and driving in front of anyone who drives past.
  • Driving at least 300 mph whenever i get scared.
  • Instead of slowing down when i see someone crossing the road I'll just run them over and then give them the middle finger and/or tell them off for ruining my car.
What can go wrong?!
 
Tomorrow, starting at Noon and ending at 8, then again starting at 11:30PM-Midnight and ending around 4, I will be grinding Trash Talk at peak efficiency. Members here are welcome to join and participate, as long as you don't kill the crew boss. We should make about 40K every 10 minutes, maybe more towards the end as we get more efficient. I'll make a party, no mics required, that will allow me to invite you faster as well.
Count me in, I take it trash talk pays the best considering time taken?
 
Count me in, I take it trash talk pays the best considering time taken?
It's not the highest (Los Santos Connection is), but it can be done super fast and the only way to fail is to die or have the game glitch out on you
 
What's wrong with people? I get dozens of invites to do DM's every night. But when i send out invites, no one joins. But I guess that's what you get when not inviting to those 🤬🤬🤬🤬 "Parkour $$$$xxxxx"-stupid ****:banghead::banghead:
 
Tomorrow, starting at Noon and ending at 8, then again starting at 11:30PM-Midnight and ending around 4, I will be grinding Trash Talk at peak efficiency. Members here are welcome to join and participate, as long as you don't kill the crew boss. We should make about 40K every 10 minutes, maybe more towards the end as we get more efficient. I'll make a party, no mics required, that will allow me to invite you faster as well.

I'm in too, I should be on around 1:30 - 2:45 pm your time. 👍

What's wrong with people? I get dozens of invites to do DM's every night. But when i send out invites, no one joins. But I guess that's what you get when not inviting to those 🤬🤬🤬🤬 "Parkour $$$$xxxxx"-stupid ****:banghead::banghead:

Well, seeing that Parkour deathmatches fill up pretty quickly most of the time, this could actually be a viable option for cash (I've had as much as 30k per round) with the added bonus of boosting your KDR if you're decent at parkour :P
 
Well, seeing that Parkour deathmatches fill up pretty quickly most of the time, this could actually be a viable option for cash (I've had as much as 30k per round) with the added bonus of boosting your KDR if you're decent at parkour :P

I couldn't care less about KDR. I'm more interested in getting done with my daily objectives so I can start grinding with those double $$$ missions

Edit: Finally got joined in a "normal" DM. The streak of daily's is alive:tup:
 
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I couldn't care less about KDR. I'm more interested in getting done with my daily objectives so I can start grinding with those double $$$ missions

Edit: Finally got joined in a "normal" DM. The streak of daily's is alive:tup:

Once I quit one of those parkour Deathmatches because 1 person reached a tank and started blasting everyone, and it gave me the Objective, even though I didn't complete the match.
 
Randoms be rollin' like....

Wait For It....
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Tomorrow, starting at Noon and ending at 8, then again starting at 11:30PM-Midnight and ending around 4, I will be grinding Trash Talk at peak efficiency. Members here are welcome to join and participate, as long as you don't kill the crew boss. We should make about 40K every 10 minutes, maybe more towards the end as we get more efficient. I'll make a party, no mics required, that will allow me to invite you faster as well.
Can I join in? Also on which time zone?
 
The Dodo seems like a lot of fun, should I get it or will I regret buying it after a week?

I'm on 1 million right now.

It's fun but unless you fly a lot you should probably save your money or buy something else. You can try mine if you want if you're on PS4.
 
Made a good bit of money today solo. Did about 10-20 missions and earned almost 300k. Bought a Carbonizarre for my second character and will be buying a Dukes for her as well once I get enough for some decent upgrades above the 52k pricetag.

Will post pics of both cars in GTA5 Cars thread tomorrow (or maybe later tonight)
 
I'm ready for the ability to buy a 6th garage, Rockstar. Either that or just let us buy however many garages/apartments we want.

Am I the only one that thinks that 5 garages is enough? I'd argue that 50 cars per character is reasonable enough, and even if you absolutely need more, you have another character slot to potentially bump that up to 100. I'm not even sure if there are 100 different storeable vehicles in the game.

On that subject, I'd much rather see R* kill 2 birds with one stone and unlock more character slots to use.

EDIT - Another thing that would be cool is to have all cosmetic upgrades (clothes, weapon skins, paints and bodykits, etc) unlocked across all characters.
 
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Come on R* . Quit playing and just let EVERYONE have the Dodo , the Dukes or the Stallion . and the hatchet and everything else unavailable for non-returning players. I mean , the amount of people on last gen is now scarce , so they might as well make it available to anyone .

Such good content , like the Dukes . The Stallion was my favourite car in SA
 
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