GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[SomePlayaDude]

Is that red/orange stripe part of the liveries

Yeah it is.

Like the Minivan and the Sabre, the Slamvan loses out on the secondary body paneling. So the livery is the black upper with that red stripe. The secondary then becomes the rear bumper and the front fascia (in which I have painted chrome)

EDIT: Let's face it: I'm a little bored. I do have a lot to say about the Slamvan because what it did made me do something I shouldn't have done.

2 cars from GTA IV, and the 2 others, which both have the word "van" in it and produced by Vapid.

 

[Leadfoot530]

Hey @Fallen_log, look what I got!

Decided I wanted a yacht in early February, and have been feverishly grinding (No shark cards!) for one since then. Earned roughly $100k - $200k per day, if time permitted. Went for a more "run of the mill" look, but I may change it in the future. I just can't handle doing any more mission in rapid succession at the moment.

As for the name, I settled on something that fits my GTA Online character pretty well. I hate spending money in bulk, and I hate to part with it since you can lose it so quickly. Henceforth, my ship will be known as:

 

[STI9]

My yacht is either at the bottom of the sea or has been stolen by pirates. Haven't seen it in months.

 

[The R!CE Guy]

I purchased another Sabre last night. I converted it at benny's and spent a fair bit of money on it. I sold it soon after and lost a bomb on it. Regardless of the speed it has, the stance in my eyes is nowhere near as good as the original Sabre.

I was expecting more mods but i was shocked how lazy R* have been with these last lowriders.

Agreed! I customized mine to check out the options - wasn't happy with it. So I quit the game without saving and got all my money back. I'm glad I didn't waste a dime on it!

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I'm pretty sure you didn't know at the time of declaration, but..

There better be a 4/4 ostinato in D minor on your boat.
Like I have a perfume department. *shows door labeled "Tear Gas dump", but crossed out with perfume department*

 

[Leadfoot530]

I'm pretty sure you didn't know at the time of declaration, but..

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There better be a 4/4 ostinato in D minor on your boat.
Like I have a perfume department. *shows door labeled "Tear Gas dump", but crossed out with perfume department*

Oh, trust me, I knew the name sounded familiar, but I couldn't remember exactly where it was from. Now I know.

 

[leeislee]

Agreed! I customized mine to check out the options - wasn't happy with it. So I quit the game without saving and got all my money back. I'm glad I didn't waste a dime on it!

I was thinking of doing that but wasn't fast enough. In the end i lost about 500k.

 

[lxmmy]

 

[Snorevette]

I believe that puts the most expensive yacht at just 6.4mil as opposed to 8mil... I guess if you don't have a yacht, now's the perfect time to start grinding like crazy so you can buy one.

 

[STI9]

R.I.P @Leadfoot530 who just bought a Yacht
R* top trolling yet again.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

VIP double RP.. But not double $$.

I guess R*.. has come to their cents'es..

 

[Leadfoot530]

R.I.P @Leadfoot530 who just bought a Yacht
R* top trolling yet again.

Son uva...

Please excuse me while I continuously beat my head off of the nearest wall...

 

[STI9]

VIP double RP.. But not double $$.

I guess R*.. has come to their cents'es..

They are learning. Dont give the players additional money, make stuff cheaper to make them buy it during a limited time period.

 

[Fallen_log]

Anybody looking to make money. I am doing a Pac Standard marathon. 3 heists a day for 6 days. 20% pay. 1 primary spot left.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

They are learning. Dont give the players additional money, make stuff cheaper to make them buy it during a limited time period.

Oh no.. They're following the teachings of Lord Gaben.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I am looking for a Western Bagger. If anyone finds one, let me know.

Edit: Nevermind... I just found one.

 

[ApexDrift123]

Can someone please tell me the new prices of the yacht as of the sale . ? I am thinking of the Orion or the Picses . I'm not putting any aesthetic changes , just keeping it white . To save money . Have 10 .8 mil so want a bit left .

Or should I buy a technical ?

 

[Dan]

If R* is completely fine with ruining race classes just so they can make a profit, why haven't they brought back GTA TBoGT's Police Stinger and created a police racing class?

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Anyone want to do the Pacific Standard Job with me and @superstreet556?

Edit: Need one more person.

Edit: Need two more...

 

[Tex]

Anyone want to do the Pacific Standard Job with me and @superstreet556?

Edit: Need one more person.

Edit: Need two more...

I'm available if still need someone.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

We've heard of camper vans, rusted vehicles, and worn golf carts, but THIS?

My reaction, in song.

Self reminder: expect another "SPD Productions presents an SPD Bounty Tale, starring SPD", starring Preston Garvey (my clothes) and the Maibatsu Sanchez.. and the Benefactor Schafter V12.

 

[leeislee]

Don't you love that off radar moment when you and your jet sneak up to another jet griefer who has been plaguing a lobby for ages and blow him out of the sky.

Event better when you then foil his plans of getting back in his jet by blowing them up just as he arrives at the Pegasus drop off.....over and over again!

 

[Dennisch]

Don't you love that off radar moment when you and your jet sneak up to another jet griefer who has been plaguing a lobby for ages and blow him out of the sky.

Event better when you then foil his plans of getting back in his jet by blowing them up just as he arrives at the Pegasus drop off.....over and over again!

The first thing me and my buddies do is after we blow a jet out of the sky is moving towards the drop off points to make sure he doesn't get far with his new called jet.

Even better is to kill them before they reach the jet, sticky bomb it and let him fly.

 

[Dan]

If there were more heists added in the future, I hope that we can purchase the EOD suits like the ones used during the Paleto Bay heist. I imagine that jumping and sprinting are both disabled while wearing one, but you'll be able to withstand a massive amount of damage, like in the singleplayer mission. I wouldn't mind going around like the Bulldozers in Payday 1/2 or Tachanka from Rainbow Six Siege.

 

[Fallen_log]

Need 1 for Pac Standard. 20% pay on PS4.

 

[lxmmy]

Need 1 for Pac Standard. 20% pay on PS4.

I'm on if you still got it.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

One tactic that I've been putting to good use is, as I've already shared..

Good way to avoid 85% of populace.

But players recently have been using their thinking caps and actually come down. I wonder what's been causing such an uprising in underground adventuring?

2 incidents have gotten to me regarding this. One is the upcoming "SPD Productions presents an SPD Bounty Tale, starring SPD" (at which I will get to composing sometime soon).

The second is simple enough that it doesn't need to be at the Best/Worst thread. After a few rounds of deathmatch to clear a daily (kill 20 players), I drove to the Merryweather base and got in a Rhino. Since I still have that bounty from stealing someone's triathlon bike (look up), I head to the same spot on the picture here, with a Rhino, and the best part: nobody having any idea that it's what it is.

So, the usual people heading to my blip and making impromptu PVP happened. It eventually brought down to 2 players, who were buddies and wiped out the other 3 randoms. It seems they're taking it a bit too seriously on a 1k bounty.

It didn't take long, but for some reason, they knew that I was in the subway. One of them is in an Insurgent too, so I'd be doomed if I wasn't prepared.

It's too bad that they faced the CYLINDER CALLED DEATH soon afterwards. One Insurgent and one Guardian (actually impressed he has a Guardian). Yeah I changed the song.

The best part is that they cursed the hell out of me while I have probably the best laugh in days. And my bounty expired minutes after as well, so when their tanks and Insurgent came around, I was in passive. *my TF2 laughter*

 

[250 GTO]

Just started the pacific standard. Anyone wanna join in?

 

[Sting]

Just started the pacific standard. Anyone wanna join in?

Have u figured out when to quit? Lol

 

[250 GTO]

Have u figured out when to quit? Lol

Nobody likes a smartass!


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