GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Sting]

In with Wayne Enterprises or Axis Capital (combining Axis Chemicals from Batman and Axe Capital from Billions)

Oh And

My character didn't get wiped last night #happy

 

[250 GTO]

Or InGen ☺

 

[Katiegan]

I've gone for Dead City as the name of my organisation, or Dead City Inc. to make it more business-y. It sounds edgy and brutal, but really it's just a GTA rip off of Dead Orbit.

 

[STI9]

I was going to go with Cyberdyne or Globex.
CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet is too long I suspect.

 

[Flash_Sweden]

I went for FlashMob Because I'm Flash...and I run a mob And I'm perfectly aware of what a flashmob really is Anyone up for the real version at Kortz Center at 1 pm GTA-time?

 

[STI9]

Soylent crop is a good one, so is Innitech but nobody has seen the damn movie.

 

[Sting]

I was going to go with Cyberdyne or Globex.
CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet is too long I suspect.

Hnnnnng, how did I forget Cyberdyne!

 

[STI9]

I think R* missed a trick by not letting us buy a dog or cat for our office or apartments. Could have been a decent decoration for players, especially considering how many different dogs/cats are in the game.

 

[Sting]

I think R* missed a trick by not letting us buy a dog or cat for our office or apartments. Could have been a decent decoration for players, especially considering how many different dogs/cats are in the game.

But I want a black panther......

 

[Crumpet]

I think R* missed a trick by not letting us buy a dog or cat for our office or apartments. Could have been a decent decoration for players, especially considering how many different dogs/cats are in the game.

What happens to the cat in a scenario in which I come home from a nightly drive and crush it to death as I crash land my Phoenix onto the porch upside down?

 

[JR98]

What happens to the cat in a scenario in which I come home from a nightly drive and crush it to death as I crash land my Phoenix onto the porch upside down?

It still has 8 more lives

 

[ToyGTone]

Is it me or i found some stuff in GTA V like cars and radio stations are a bit "anachronism"? This is a video game i know but i find 2016-7 cars and 2014 songs in 2013 setting is a bit off.

It still has 8 more lives

What if i redone that 8 more times?

 

[JR98]

What if i redone that 8 more times?

Then you killed a cat.

 

[e rikkie]

What happens to the cat in a scenario in which I come home from a nightly drive and crush it to death as I crash land my Phoenix onto the porch upside down?

DO NOT mention cats ..... it's a sensitive topic.....

 

[Katiegan]

I think R* missed a trick by not letting us buy a dog or cat for our office or apartments. Could have been a decent decoration for players, especially considering how many different dogs/cats are in the game.

Imagine how much more money they could rob from us if they gave us the option for pets. I'd go broke straight away.

 

[STI9]

But I want a black panther......

Would you pay $1M?

What happens to the cat in a scenario in which I come home from a nightly drive and crush it to death as I crash land my Phoenix onto the porch upside down?

Obviously the animal would be kept indoors so that you couldn't shoot it or run it over etc.

Imagine how much more money they could rob from us if they gave us the option for pets. I'd go broke straight away.

They could charge whatever they wanted and people would pay it. Would be kinda cool to just see an alsation strolling around, barking at your assistant.

 

[Katiegan]

They could charge whatever they wanted and people would pay it. Would be kinda cool to just see an alsation strolling around, barking at your assistant.

Maybe the dog could attack the assistant too. I've had my office for barely a day and she's already annoying me. Her comments towards me are too nice... I don't trust her.

 

[STI9]

Maybe the dog could attack the assistant too. I've had my office for barely a day and she's already annoying me. Her comments towards me are too nice... I don't trust her.

Maybe she's undercover for another company trying to scope out your safe? Although $300 per day to sit there and do nothing then I would be pretty happy, the 24 hour shifts would get old quickly though.

Maybe she's a robot? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Maybe she's a robot? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

 

[Katiegan]

Maybe she's undercover for another company trying to scope out your safe? Although $300 per day to sit there and do nothing then I would be pretty happy, the 24 hour shifts would get old quickly though.

Maybe she's a robot? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

Well, the joke is on her since I didn't fork out for a safe. I have a gun locker, but obviously that's full of weapons I don't use anymore so she can have at them.

Trust nobody. Not even a woman you've only just met and who's name you don't know and who knows a suspicious amount of information about you but you pay her $300 a day regardless.

 

[Leadfoot530]

So what's the purpose of the safe? An extention of your bank account? Think I might buy one of these things just for thegun locker alone.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

So what's the purpose of the safe? An extention of your bank account? Think I might buy one of these things just for thegun locker alone.

According to Reddit, the safe is cosmetic.

 

[MMX]

The gun safe is pretty cool. I dumped a whole bunch of weapons in there. Just carrying the ones I like to use most.

Edit: Also bought the lifted van, no buyer's remorse. I like it.

 

[Sting]

Would you pay $1M?.

Yup.

 

[JR98]

I want to buy an office just for the gun safe. Too bad I'm poor as 🤬

 

[Crumpet]

I want to join those of you using a PlayStation 4 but I already used up my character transfer slot on PC to play with hackers who trap me in my garage and spawn a couch on my head.

 

[STI9]

I want to buy an office just for the gun safe. Too bad I'm poor as 🤬

At $500k for the safe (not including $1M for the cheapest office) it would be cheaper to throw your guns away and buy them back when you need them.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

At $500k for the safe (not including $1M for the cheapest office) it would be cheaper to throw your guns away and buy them back when you need them.

Except you can't throw them away. They'll be back in your gun wheel the next time you join a session.

 

[STI9]

Except you can't throw them away. They'll be back in your gun wheel the next time you join a session.

Lies, I threw away the AK47 successfully. You have to be careful not to walk over it again after dropping it.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Except you can't throw them away. They'll be back in your gun wheel the next time you join a session.

I don't have this problem. I dropped my mini submachine gun (whatever the one that looks like an Uzi) and have only gotten it back when I ran over a dead npc who dropped it.