GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[AudiMan2011]

Decided to buy the Hakuchou on my second character in order to tune up for bike races. The stunt races are actually quite fun, even though the driving of other players seems to have recessed backwards despite having a couple good clean fights with some people tonight.

 

[Dan]

I'm up for that, only issue is the timezones.

That's expected. We'll look at times which will work for members "across the pond."

 

[m8h3r]

That's expected. We'll look at times which will work for members "across the pond."

Sounds like a late night for me then

 

[nascarfan1400]

When is the creator update dropping? I know its Tuesday, but what time? Is it even an update?

 

[TS050]

When is the creator update dropping? I know its Tuesday, but what time? Is it even an update?

Considering there are already player made creator tracks, I think it's just a case of R* flicking a switch before we get access to the creator tools.

 

[Jahgee]

When is the creator update dropping? I know its Tuesday, but what time? Is it even an update?

5 AM probably, like every other update

 

[CinnamonOD]

Considering there are already player made creator tracks, I think it's just a case of R* flicking a switch before we get access to the creator tools.

I've seen in a video where the guy was saying that there are still props and components not available yet, so I suspect it'll come with an update.

 

[TS050]

@AudiMan2011

You seemed to intrude on a rather dirty race between me and a few IRL friends.


So, my bad, lol

 

[Katiegan]

This video is insane. 30 players raiding the prison at once. Everybody groups up at the airport, then performs a strategic skydive, lands in the prison, and begins to take out all opposing forces. Would you guys be interested? We had the LSIA raid on the PS3 in 2014, and that went extremely well. I wanted to conduct a Fort Zancudo raid, but that obviously never went through. We could have designated teams, like heavy gunners taking aim at the front gates with Miniguns or other weaponry, snipers perched in the watchtowers, anti-air teams hanging around the rooftops, and perhaps a Valkyrie flying around with door gunners. Obviously, people are going to die, whether it's from AI, accidental team-killing, or accidental suicides. This could be potentially problematic as the prison's gates are very picky when it comes to opening them. If there's enough interest, I'd hope some of the other crew hierarchy could help organize this, since I'm awful at planning things.

(Language)

Sounds good to me, but unfortunately my internet struggles to cope with any more than 10 people in a room. A room of 30 people and endless amounts of police will just make the game unplayable for me.

 

[Dan]

Sounds like a late night for me then

If it could be done on a weekend at 8:00 PM GMT, that's 3:00 PM EST, right? If that doesn't work, I will personally lasso Britain, and drag it kicking and screaming over to America. We have enough space for you all off the east coast. Old England and New England can make friends.

Sounds good to me, but unfortunately my internet struggles to cope with any more than 10 people in a room. A room of 30 people and endless amounts of police will just make the game unplayable for me.

Completely understandable. I anticipate many people will get disconnected, so we'll have to try our best to get them back in.

 

[m8h3r]

If it could be done on a weekend at 8:00 PM GMT, that's 3:00 PM EST, right? If that doesn't work, I will personally lasso Britain, and drag it kicking and screaming over to America. We have enough space for you all off the east coast. Old England and New England can make friends.



Completely understandable. I anticipate many people will get disconnected, so we'll have to try our best to get them back in.

Sounds reasonable. We're only small maybe you get a couple of them strong men tournament participants and I think it's do-able.

I'm thinking a closed crew room would be best as a closed friend would mean someone would have to add everyone and if that person was the one to disconnect then people won't be able to rejoin the fun.

 

[Flash_Sweden]

🤬🤬🤬🤬 It seems as lightning has killed my router, Wich has totally destroyed my chance of getting another $500k for the monthly bonus 🤬 Just in time for another update too🤬🤬

Edit: got online via a cellphone, so my daily's are still alive. And...3/3 @250 GTO

 

[250 GTO]

And...3/3 @250 GTO

You are a Cadillac among men Marcus!

I wanted to conduct a Fort Zancudo raid, but that obviously never went through.

The Raccons did that too, the military apparently didn't put up much of a fight

 

[STI9]

The Raccons did that too, the military apparently didn't put up much of a fight

Maybe they attacked during the lunch break.

 

[250 GTO]

Maybe they attacked during the lunch break.

Maybe

 

[STI9]

Maybe

"We are under attack"
"I can't 'army' right now, eating"

 

[Dan]

"We are under attack"
"I can't 'army' right now, eating"

I can just picture fighter pilots putting on autopilot, flying around the base in a loop, and eating subs while they watch the chaos unfold below.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

But.. don't fighter jet pilots wear those oxygen masks on each flight?

What future do I live in when I find out they can simultaneously eat a sandwich when wearing such important hardware?

 

[TexRex]

No sandwich, just peanuts rattling around in the bottom of the mask.

 

[250 GTO]

But.. don't fighter jet pilots wear those oxygen masks on each flight?

What future do I live in when I find out they can simultaneously eat a sandwich when wearing such important hardware?

Well, obviously the ejected out of the planes after having enabled the autopilot. Duh

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Well, obviously the ejected out of the planes after having enabled the autopilot. Duh

But did he eject before or after he finished his sandwich?

 

[Dan]

But.. don't fighter jet pilots wear those oxygen masks on each flight?

What future do I live in when I find out they can simultaneously eat a sandwich when wearing such important hardware?

Don't worry; the cabin is pressurized. They don't need the masks at low altitude or when they aren't pulling extreme maneuvers.

 

[sparkytooth]

Being a past gen user where cheating in public lobbies is the norm since almost everyone has modded accounts, I make sure I have my properties near critical spots like gun shops and wallbreaches. I also have a property in the sticks to use as a last resort property to buy time if needed so I can leave a lobby that goes to hell.

I live at the airport garage and call up anything I need from the rest of my houses.

By the way anyone willing to help out with a one on one Deathmatch? PS3.

 

[250 GTO]

But did he eject before or after he finished his sandwich?

During. Dinner with a view

 

[samurai8juice]

During. Dinner with a view

But how did he pull the parachute?

 

[AnthonyD1993]

But how did he pull the parachute?

Ninja sandwich eating skills.

 

[TexRex]

So...I'm still on PS3 and my GTPL crew members list is full of people I know to be on another platform--who are never online (presumably because it's looking for them on PS3)--and never contains those I know to be on PS3 unless they're online at the time I'm looking.

 

[Snorevette]

So...I'm still on PS3 and my GTPL crew members list is full of people I know to be on another platform--who are never online (presumably because it's looking for them on PS3)--and never contains those I know to be on PS3 unless they're online at the time I'm looking.

FWIW I'm still on PS3 as well, I'm just rarely online because I only see another crew member once in a blue moon, and there doesn't seem to be any interest in PS3 events as a result. I've pretty much done all there is to do on last-gen at this point so random sessions aren't very fun either.

If there ARE any other PS3 users out there, I'd be happy to arrange some sessions and events, but for the most part if I want to wait long queue times to enter a session where I constantly get shot by hackers I'll just load up TF2 instead.

 

[samurai8juice]

Ninja sandwich eating skills.

I imagine him in an airline seat with a table, just casually eating a sandwich while floating to the ground.

 

[maxi25]

FWIW I'm still on PS3 as well, I'm just rarely online because I only see another crew member once in a blue moon, and there doesn't seem to be any interest in PS3 events as a result. I've pretty much done all there is to do on last-gen at this point so random sessions aren't very fun either.

If there ARE any other PS3 users out there, I'd be happy to arrange some sessions and events, but for the most part if I want to wait long queue times to enter a session where I constantly get shot by hackers I'll just load up TF2 instead.

There's still me. I'm usually on whenever I get a chance but unfortunately I never really see anyone else online.