GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I'm also free...I guess I should mention that I've done exactly zero heists so I guess I could call this my own little introduction to them.

I'll be filling up my Special Cargo Warehouse while waiting, and I plan to sell what I can gather Wednesday night.

EDIT: Just finished my very first one with @maxi25: Took the GOH Fleeca Bank for $287,500. I had a little trouble with the hacking and the drill, but we got it done nonetheless.
 
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I do very much hope that Rockstar decides to grant the public the ability to purchase their fancy heist exclusive aircraft carrier in a future content update. Given the rather substantial size of an aircraft carrier it would need to reside a considerable distance out to sea in order to function in a similar fashion to the yacht without it becoming a nautical nuisance. Having the ability to leave your apartment in a helicopter was definitely a welcoming addition but to be able to leave your apartment in a Crop Duster would be even better.
 
I do very much hope that Rockstar decides to grant the public the ability to purchase their fancy heist exclusive aircraft carrier in a future content update. Given the rather substantial size of an aircraft carrier it would need to reside a considerable distance out to sea in order to function in a similar fashion to the yacht without it becoming a nautical nuisance. Having the ability to leave your apartment in a helicopter was definitely a welcoming addition but to be able to leave your apartment in a Crop Duster would be even better.

It would be cool for an hour or so, then I can picture how much it would cost, and how it could be used for the hostile players of public lobbies.


I can see it now: "Get a Hydra delivered to your spawn location!"
 
It would be cool for an hour or so, then I can picture how much it would cost, and how it could be used for the hostile players of public lobbies.


I can see it now: "Get a Hydra delivered to your spawn location!"

"Buy our aircaraft carrier, you will get a free Lazer that infinitely respawns"
 
And pray to the R* RNGesus.

I mean, my small story with the
- Drive Benson through railroad to dodge GPS roadblocks.
- Prays for no train spawn, especially on the tunnels.
- Sees train in tunnel.
- Has no choice, and rams train.
- Benson is nearly dead with black smoke.
- Try not to cry.
- Cry.
on the train tunnels still shake me to this day.
 
And pray to the R* RNGesus.

I mean, my small story with the
- Drive Benson through railroad to dodge GPS roadblocks.
- Prays for no train spawn, especially on the tunnels.
- Sees train in tunnel.
- Has no choice, and rams train.
- Benson is nearly dead with black smoke.
- Try not to cry.
- Cry.
on the train tunnels still shake me to this day.

Yesterday I drove a tanker truck in the subway to lose my wanted level. Great idea, until I remembered the turn radius of that thing. Had to follow the tunnel all the way to the other end.
 
Criminal Mastermind isn't really that hard. Just don't rush and communicate and it's a breeze.

And hope the AI don't pull some cheap shots.

As for Series A - Weed you could always use the highway instead. Faster and takes you right to the drop off point.
 
Criminal Mastermind sounds interesting but I usually pass on it since I'm probably the one to let the team down.

I managed to beach the Dinghy during the Pacific Standard finale, so if anyone's going to be letting us down it'll be me. :lol:
 
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Of all the times I did that setup on the prison heist, I never ever ever ever done the police half, but always stealing the Casco.

But I've gone so good at driving that car as a result... remind me to gif it sometime.

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Not a GIF, but this is just one still of about 30 seconds of it breaking road rules in Vespucci. I'll upload the GIF tomorrow, for sure.
 
Criminal Mastermind sounds interesting but I usually pass on it since I'm probably the one to let the team down.

I managed to beach the Dinghy during the Pacific Standard finale, so if anyone's going to be letting us down it'll be me. :lol:


sorry guys and girls.... but that trophy is mine ......

prison break finale, we were already in the plane flying home when someone asked if "the dude" was also in the plane.... ..
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he wasn't, i drove off with the van when "the dude" wasn't in yet
 
Apparently driving a lowrider causes damage. Who knew right? I drove from my airport garage to Benny's and was greeted upon arrival with a 1k repair bill even though I raised the car and cruised all the way there.
 
Apparently driving a lowrider causes damage. Who knew right? I drove from my airport garage to Benny's and was greeted upon arrival with a 1k repair bill even though I raised the car and cruised all the way there.
Did you scrub the wheels on the way?
 
Did you scrub the wheels on the way?

Nope. Avoided all curbs, sidewalks and everything else like the plague. Took it nice and slow since it's a lowrider and stuck to the roads. It's not the first time this has happened though.
 
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